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YA BETTA ASK SOMEBODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

The Disturbed is HERE, you cocksuckers! Y'all are gonna go down faster than a coked-up Thai Hooker!

You're not even gonna KNOW what hit you. One moment you'll be eating your pansy ice cream, the next moment you'll be bent over, pants around the ankles, with this sharp pain in your ass with the words "THE DISTURBED WERE HERE" blowtorched into your left cheek.

PREPARE FOR RAPE, BITCHES!

**News Flash**

As reported to GLBnews.ca by the PR Department of The Disturbed of Canada BBB #16:

"We wish to extend our sincerest apologies to the rest of Canada BBB #16 for the behaviour of some of our players. Certain individuals have decided to lay off their medications, causing some extreme emotional distress and mood swings. The team supports these players through these tough times, but in no way endorses the message they send, nor the method or manner in which they send it.

Having said that, the team wishes to extend it's own message to Canada BBB #16 which, while similar in substance, will be on slightly lower extreme. You have been put on notice: The Disturbed WILL win this league. You may as well start recruiting for Season 10.

Oh, and one last thing...Mr. Reporter, sir...you appear to be bleeding profusely from your anal cavity. Are those the words, "The Disturbed Were Here" burned into your left cheek? I see you met our QB already, eh?"

GLB Sports Network reports that The Disturbed has already been cited for Violations of the League's substance abuse policy. Not only one player but possibly most of the team have a reported use of HGH. The article cited Punter Brandon Riggs, 7 defensive players including CB Mugatu., and 9 offensive players including feature HB Luke Bradford.


***TRANSLATION*** Canada BBB #16 is a level 13 capped league. All of those 16s sure do seem like cheating.

Except they were all signed already lol.

This is bullshit actually. There's 31 teams in this league who all had really high hopes of possibly winning this league.

And by dumb luck of the draw they end up in Canada BBB16 and find out before the season even starts they have NO CHANCE!

I know I'd be pissed...

Originally posted by biznil
This is bullshit actually. There's 31 teams in this league who all had really high hopes of possibly winning this league.

And by dumb luck of the draw they end up in Canada BBB16 and find out before the season even starts they have NO CHANCE!

I know I'd be pissed...

Except you're not. Because you're on the team of geniuses who set this up.

For the record, every player was signed at level 13, with 3 boosts remaining for this season. It's done across GLB. I've been around long enough to learn through this.

I'll even let you know what my team's settings will be set for the entire season....





DOMINATION!!

What's a cunt muscle???

Hi.

Originally posted by biznil
This is bullshit actually. There's 31 teams in this league who all had really high hopes of possibly winning this league.

And by dumb luck of the draw they end up in Canada BBB16 and find out before the season even starts they have NO CHANCE!

I know I'd be pissed...

LOL far from pissed. I actually think it's funny that a bunch of schmucks like you guys think you are so bad... If you lose ONE game this season then you will be laughing stocks.

And then you'll be promoted to A #8 only to get your asses handed to you and will probably be back down in BBB again in season 11. Either that or you'll disband the team because you can't actually game plan, you can only hope that your superior levels get you by.

By the way, I could really care less I don't plan on winning at all this season... Slooooooooowwwww Builds.

Originally posted by coachjamest
Originally posted by biznil

This is bullshit actually. There's 31 teams in this league who all had really high hopes of possibly winning this league.

And by dumb luck of the draw they end up in Canada BBB16 and find out before the season even starts they have NO CHANCE!

I know I'd be pissed...

LOL far from pissed. I actually think it's funny that a bunch of schmucks like you guys think you are so bad... If you lose ONE game this season then you will be laughing stocks.

And then you'll be promoted to A #8 only to get your asses handed to you and will probably be back down in BBB again in season 11. Either that or you'll disband the team because you can't actually game plan, you can only hope that your superior levels get you by.

By the way, I could really care less I don't plan on winning at all this season... Slooooooooowwwww Builds.

This dude takes GLB WAAAAAYYYYYYY too seriously.

Originally posted by coachjamest
Originally posted by biznil

This is bullshit actually. There's 31 teams in this league who all had really high hopes of possibly winning this league.

And by dumb luck of the draw they end up in Canada BBB16 and find out before the season even starts they have NO CHANCE!

I know I'd be pissed...

LOL far from pissed. I actually think it's funny that a bunch of schmucks like you guys think you are so bad... If you lose ONE game this season then you will be laughing stocks.

And then you'll be promoted to A #8 only to get your asses handed to you and will probably be back down in BBB again in season 11. Either that or you'll disband the team because you can't actually game plan, you can only hope that your superior levels get you by.

By the way, I could really care less I don't plan on winning at all this season... Slooooooooowwwww Builds.

Your a newfag, right?



Looks like we won't be missing Matthew after all, this guy is gonna be the perfect replacement! Time to get the ball rolling!

The Newfoundland Big Dogs SUCK.

And by SUCK, I mean they suck cock. Bags of it. MILES OF BAGS OF COCK.

Originally posted by coachjamest
Originally posted by biznil

This is bullshit actually. There's 31 teams in this league who all had really high hopes of possibly winning this league.

And by dumb luck of the draw they end up in Canada BBB16 and find out before the season even starts they have NO CHANCE!

I know I'd be pissed...

LOL far from pissed. I actually think it's funny that a bunch of schmucks like you guys think you are so bad... If you lose ONE game this season then you will be laughing stocks.

And then you'll be promoted to A #8 only to get your asses handed to you and will probably be back down in BBB again in season 11. Either that or you'll disband the team because you can't actually game plan, you can only hope that your superior levels get you by.

By the way, I could really care less I don't plan on winning at all this season... Slooooooooowwwww Builds.

You apparently don't know us. We don't care about going undefeated. We just care about winning in the end, which we'll do. And we can gameplan. We already gameplanned your mother...she loved it.

Originally posted by mactruck27
Originally posted by coachjamest

Originally posted by biznil


This is bullshit actually. There's 31 teams in this league who all had really high hopes of possibly winning this league.

And by dumb luck of the draw they end up in Canada BBB16 and find out before the season even starts they have NO CHANCE!

I know I'd be pissed...

LOL far from pissed. I actually think it's funny that a bunch of schmucks like you guys think you are so bad... If you lose ONE game this season then you will be laughing stocks.

And then you'll be promoted to A #8 only to get your asses handed to you and will probably be back down in BBB again in season 11. Either that or you'll disband the team because you can't actually game plan, you can only hope that your superior levels get you by.

By the way, I could really care less I don't plan on winning at all this season... Slooooooooowwwww Builds.

You apparently don't know us. We don't care about going undefeated. We just care about winning in the end, which we'll do. And we can gameplan. We already gameplanned your mother...she loved it.

NICE going for the mom jokes already! CREATIVE. I remember my first insult.
We are going to dominate through and through, with some of the best builds you've ever seen and more knowledge than we could ever need.

Originally posted by coachjamest
Originally posted by biznil

This is bullshit actually. There's 31 teams in this league who all had really high hopes of possibly winning this league.

And by dumb luck of the draw they end up in Canada BBB16 and find out before the season even starts they have NO CHANCE!

I know I'd be pissed...

LOL far from pissed. I actually think it's funny that a bunch of schmucks like you guys think you are so bad... If you lose ONE game this season then you will be laughing stocks.

And then you'll be promoted to A #8 only to get your asses handed to you and will probably be back down in BBB again in season 11. Either that or you'll disband the team because you can't actually game plan, you can only hope that your superior levels get you by.

By the way, I could really care less I don't plan on winning at all this season... Slooooooooowwwww Builds.

You weren't hugged much as a child, were you? It's ok. I'm sure your parents love you...well, maybe.

Ah, nice to see the league already has established villains and heroes. Makes things interesting. As for us? We'll take the Switzerland approach.