Warrior General Games

Just a friendly heads up. This year Bort is supposed to be fixing FB run blocking AI, so Bort has worked real hard to make Mike Ock a bigger threat. Mike Ock is planning on penetrating your defensive ends. You can gameplan for Mike Ock, but until your entire defensive line has jumped on Mike Ock, you won't be able to stop him. .

Mike Ock is looking forward to this season, I hope you all are looking forward to seeing Mike Ock. Hell, bring the wife by, take a picture of your wife and Mike Ock.

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Did Mike Ock enjoy watching the playoffs last season?

Nothing to worry about... he is known for filling the wrong hole.

The Crushers Tommy Banks is very happy with his FB play and never lets a little thing like Bort get in his way from racking up ridiculous numbers of Pancakes. Season 9 is sure to suck if he is any greater.

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Originally posted by 5STAR
Did Mike Ock enjoy watching the playoffs last season?

Comeback win. But I shan't have much room to talk.

Who was in the playoffs? The Buckeyes from Osaka? Mike Ock likes Osaka.

Osaka Mike Ock.

come on, you know those 2 go together...

Osaka Mike Ock, it should be a cheer or something. We could sell T shirts.

Don't get me wrong, Mike Ock is a Gangster.

He is so Gangster, he is uncircumsized, so he can come from the hood. It doesnt get more Gangster then that.

I dont care who you are, that "come from the hood" line is funny.

Oh yeah, one more thing.

Osaka Mike Ock.

Osaka is a fan

Originally posted by beenlurken
Nothing to worry about... he is known for filling the wrong hole.

Winner.

Originally posted by beenlurken
Nothing to worry about... he is known for filling the wrong hole.

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Just saw a picture of Mike Ock standing next to that big chicken. He is small, but he must be wirey.

Mike Ock doesnt look like he last that long, might want to train stamina.

Is Mike Ock the rooster or the man?

We think he is the Barny Fife lookin' dude in the Cowboy hat.

Mike Ock is neither the rooster or the man. The image is symbolic of the Mike Ock experience. To get the whole experience, stare at the image and play "Kielbasa Sausage" by Tenacious D, wear a giant foam rubber cowboy hat, and burn a candle that smells like burning rubber.
Then you can begin to appreciate Mike Ock.
If you are dude, that is.
If you are a hot chick, then send me a PM and a pic and we might be able to discuss other ways that you can experience Mike Ock.

Mike Ock is experiencing a BERNIE SENSATION.



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