Warrior General Games

Smell like camel farts on their best days and are a sorry excuse for a team. Ingolstadt looks forward to crushing them again in yet another scrimmage although tbh it will be over by halftime. I really wish these guys were in Alpha so that we could have ended up 6-10 rather than 5-11. GET UR POPCORN READY is a punk who will be completely shut down by us once again because he is at best a #4 receiver. I'd talk about their crappy defensive players but I can't name any of their players since they have never done a damn thing anyway. Skoll Wolfrun's write ups are about as exciting as a heroin enema, kiliki76 is a Raiders fan (no bigger insult out there kids) and mikeyte should go fly his kite into a power-line. Get ready to punt 40 times Shane "Bullseye" Lechler.

hahaha this forum owns lately

Originally posted by merenoise
Get ready to punt 40 times Shane "Bullseye" Lechler.

They will be 40 of the best punts in A#1

Looking forward to playing both you and McPimp in our upcoming scrimmages since non of us made the playoffs

PS....btw we have been we smell much more like Camel Queefs than farts. Just thought you should know

East Cairo is the land of the camels and having played London I can honestly say that their natural aroma is more akin to that of a 3-toed sloth that has just been licked by a green-eyed salamander...

Have you ever had a heroin enema? It is truly something special, unlike that short form Ikea-build-it-yourself drivel you pander, mer.

Originally posted by Skoll Wolfrun
Have you ever had a heroin enema? It is truly something special, unlike that short form Ikea-build-it-yourself drivel you pander, mer.

I'm lost...anyone else??

Originally posted by mcgovern10
Originally posted by Skoll Wolfrun

Have you ever had a heroin enema? It is truly something special, unlike that short form Ikea-build-it-yourself drivel you pander, mer.

I'm lost...anyone else??

yeah me too.....but whatever....

Originally posted by Skoll Wolfrun
Have you ever had a heroin enema? It is truly something special, unlike that short form Ikea-build-it-yourself drivel you pander, mer.

Honesty my furniture building skills are pure Ikea. But I mix a mean martini. I whipped up this shot to be toasted after we kick the Rippers around a bit:

Comfortably Screwing Strawberry Shortcake

1/4 Oz Strawberry Liquer
1/4 Oz Dark Creme De Cacao
1/4 Oz Southern Comfort
1/4 Oz Vanilla Vodka
Splash of Orange Juice

Working Mixer w/ Ice
Shake vigorously, strain and enjoy

GL today McGovern....

Originally posted by kiliki76
GL today McGovern....

You guys, too...I think you still owe us an ass-kicking from last pre-season, right? Or was it post-season?? I can't keep anything on this game straight anymore...

Originally posted by mcgovern10
Originally posted by kiliki76

GL today McGovern....

You guys, too...I think you still owe us an ass-kicking from last pre-season, right? Or was it post-season?? I can't keep anything on this game straight anymore...

Too many Comfortably Screwing Strawberry Shortcakes?

Originally posted by merenoise
Originally posted by mcgovern10

Originally posted by kiliki76


GL today McGovern....

You guys, too...I think you still owe us an ass-kicking from last pre-season, right? Or was it post-season?? I can't keep anything on this game straight anymore...

Too many Comfortably Screwing Strawberry Shortcakes?

Actually those sound pretty damn tasty Mer......for a bitch drink that is

Yeah, for a bitch drink!!!

Wait, ummm...what he said.

Originally posted by
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Hey rippers , no worries about city name if were promoted, soon to be changed to Pompeii Pulse

Originally posted by PrizzlePulse
Hey rippers , no worries about city name if were promoted, soon to be changed to Pompeii Pulse

Grats on your teams season Prizzle. Looks like you guys did pretty well down there

Be fun to see some more familiar faces here in A1