Warrior General Games

Lion:
Dakar Vampires defeat Mean Machine (GOTW)
Cape Verde Geckos bury Sun City Undertakers
Flashdancing Platypi give too many E pills to the Madagascar ZeroFivers
Congo Heat overheat Senegal River Pythons (GOTW #2)
Rwanda Headhunters decapitate Somalia Shango
Stingtalk Yellow Jackets abuse Sierra Leone Pit Bulls
Kilwa Polar Bears eat Pretoria Dingoneks
North African Reign castrate Ivory Coast Long Dongs
RESULTS: 8-0

Elephant:
Namibia Piranhas smack Djibouti Booty
Cote D'Ivoire Clash violate Barbary Coast Pirates
Central African Wild Dogs destroy Blood Diamond Marauders (GOTW)
Kinshasa Rumblers have sex with Zamunda's Sexual Chocolates
Equatorial Guinea Experience pulls a Katrina on Baumberg Hurricanes
Chicago Wheelhouse annihilates Kampala Kerels
Swaziland Southern Brown Mambas smother Andorian Commandos
Somalia Warlords beat Afrika Bambataa's brains in
RESULTS: 7-1

FINAL RESULTS: 15-1

Originally posted by punkaweedus

Kinshasa Rumblers have sex with Zamunda's Sexual Chocolates


Thats gonna be messy

Originally posted by punkaweedus

Rwanda Headhunters decapitate Somalia Shango


"decapitates" is being very generous. Shango has a very good team and I am very worried about this game. We are going to have to play a good game or we could get upended in this one.

yeah but head hunters decapitate right?

Originally posted by bug03
yeah but head hunters decapitate right?

Yes.

Yes, we do.

GG, Somalia.

GG Wild Dogs

This was a very costly false start penalty.

5:47 1st & 10 OPP 17.5 False start penalty committed by Billyjoe Wallace Replay
5:47 1st & 15 OPP 22.5 Bomber Bradshaw sacked by Andi Mixaels (Big Sack) (6.5 yd loss) Replay
5:09 2nd & 21.5 OPP 29 Bomber Bradshaw pass to Sun Streaker, hurried by Bay Watch, over the middle [deflected by Dre Qwest] (incomplete) Replay
5:06 3rd & 21.5 OPP 29 Bomber Bradshaw sacked by Andi Mixaels (5 yd loss) Replay
4:32 4th & 26.5 OPP 34 51 yd field goal attempted by Louie Vegas, made [FG] [Blood Diamond Marauders: 27 | Central African Wild Dogs: 31]

We were moving in for the tying score and then..............

Stupid CPU team beat Kinshasa Rumblers, otherwise I'd be 16-0 in my picks this week.

Dogs vs Marauders was much closer than I expected. Light Saber gets 6.4 ypc and the Dogs still decide to pass? tisk tisk Nice game Marauders, you almost had them!

Originally posted by Skullkrusher
GG Wild Dogs

This was a very costly false start penalty.

5:47 1st & 10 OPP 17.5 False start penalty committed by Billyjoe Wallace Replay
5:47 1st & 15 OPP 22.5 Bomber Bradshaw sacked by Andi Mixaels (Big Sack) (6.5 yd loss) Replay
5:09 2nd & 21.5 OPP 29 Bomber Bradshaw pass to Sun Streaker, hurried by Bay Watch, over the middle [deflected by Dre Qwest] (incomplete) Replay
5:06 3rd & 21.5 OPP 29 Bomber Bradshaw sacked by Andi Mixaels (5 yd loss) Replay
4:32 4th & 26.5 OPP 34 51 yd field goal attempted by Louie Vegas, made [FG] [Blood Diamond Marauders: 27 | Central African Wild Dogs: 31]

We were moving in for the tying score and then..............

GG Murderers, I like that kind of close games, but don't worry, it seems you'll be able to revenge us soon - in second playoff game if the order stays the same...

Originally posted by punkaweedus
Stupid CPU team beat Kinshasa Rumblers, otherwise I'd be 16-0 in my picks this week.

Dogs vs Marauders was much closer than I expected. Light Saber gets 6.4 ypc and the Dogs still decide to pass? tisk tisk Nice game Marauders, you almost had them!

Ha, punkaweedus , this passing used for masking our tactics in order to surprise you in finals where we'll go for 100% run and half of that will be QB sneaks

Originally posted by Tomix

Ha, punkaweedus, this passing used for masking our tactics in order to surprise you in finals where we'll go for 100% run and half of that will be QB sneaks
haha, I'll even buy you 2000 flex points if you run QB sneaks in half of your offensive plays. This passing plays aren't fooling ANYONE!

...I feel sick from too many E pills

Originally posted by mangoolio
...I feel sick from too many E pills

We have some shops in Rwanda that sell special goat milk extracts that can get rid of that sick feeling in a snap. They freshen your breathe and whiten your teeth too.

Good Game Congo.

You guys really kicked our teeth in with your running game.