Africa AAA#2 police have gotten word of an armed robbery attempt committed by one Limas Limas Sweed.
Reports claim he has tried to outright steal a trophy or two in AAA this season from the Greats. The allegation claims LLS has stat padded against CPU teams to fool judges into believing he's an elite receiver.
"It's pretty pathetic," Gerald Catcher said. "Last game, versus CPUs, the Toros threw over 50% to LLS. But the real kicker here is that the Toro's awesome HB ran 10, yes TEN, times. That cat is averaging nearly 33 rushes per game and he gets TEN!? pft." Catcher continues, "Look, I got all the respect in the world for Sweed, and the Toro's are an extremely talented team, but what LLS is doing is a disgrace to the game. He's better than this."
Jamal Lincoln then intervened, "Gerald, Xavier, and myself are busting our balls each and every game against TOUGH competition. We didn't get to play 4 CPU teams. We didn't intentionally change tactics just to chase a damn trophy. We're just going out there and doing our job, it's just that we've done our job at an elite level and we deserve the recognition for it. Sweed has averaged 20 yards per game in games within 3 tds in the 4th. TWENTY. He's running on name alone. He is no longer an impact player. I said it and I mean it."
"And he's going to try to do it again next game too!" Xavier Hands blurts out "Another CPU team! Pretty sad, if you ask me. Why not go play basketball with some 4th graders if you need an ego boost in that way. Whatever. We're just going to go out there and do our job and do it well. When we look in the mirror, we can hold our heads up high because we know as a unit we're unstoppable and show it each time we lace it up out there. That's something others can't say."
If you happen know where LLS is at, please contact the Africa AAA police department. They're sure he's going to try to strike again soon. Oh, and don't tell us he's at the "big game." We already know he doesn't show up to those.
Reports claim he has tried to outright steal a trophy or two in AAA this season from the Greats. The allegation claims LLS has stat padded against CPU teams to fool judges into believing he's an elite receiver.
"It's pretty pathetic," Gerald Catcher said. "Last game, versus CPUs, the Toros threw over 50% to LLS. But the real kicker here is that the Toro's awesome HB ran 10, yes TEN, times. That cat is averaging nearly 33 rushes per game and he gets TEN!? pft." Catcher continues, "Look, I got all the respect in the world for Sweed, and the Toro's are an extremely talented team, but what LLS is doing is a disgrace to the game. He's better than this."
Jamal Lincoln then intervened, "Gerald, Xavier, and myself are busting our balls each and every game against TOUGH competition. We didn't get to play 4 CPU teams. We didn't intentionally change tactics just to chase a damn trophy. We're just going out there and doing our job, it's just that we've done our job at an elite level and we deserve the recognition for it. Sweed has averaged 20 yards per game in games within 3 tds in the 4th. TWENTY. He's running on name alone. He is no longer an impact player. I said it and I mean it."
"And he's going to try to do it again next game too!" Xavier Hands blurts out "Another CPU team! Pretty sad, if you ask me. Why not go play basketball with some 4th graders if you need an ego boost in that way. Whatever. We're just going to go out there and do our job and do it well. When we look in the mirror, we can hold our heads up high because we know as a unit we're unstoppable and show it each time we lace it up out there. That's something others can't say."
If you happen know where LLS is at, please contact the Africa AAA police department. They're sure he's going to try to strike again soon. Oh, and don't tell us he's at the "big game." We already know he doesn't show up to those.
