Okay here are the rankings after game 11. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Macedonia Trojans (9-2) LW 3 - I know, I know. If the #1 team moves down, then shouldn't the #2 team move into the #1 spot? But I put the Trojans at #1 because they did beat the Mambas.
But The Gods get the first shot at dethroning the newly #1 Trojans.
Next opponent: #9 The Gods (5-6)
#2 Wroclaw Mambas (9-2) LW 2 - Well the Mambas prolly feel slighted by not getting the top spot after the Hell Hounds drop down. But at least you get to score 255 points against the Mafia next. Have fun Mambas.
Next opponent: #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-16)
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (9-2) LW 4 - Knossos has worked hard to be one of the top teams and now they get to prove why they are here with a game against the former #1 Hell Hounds.
Next opponent: #4 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-2)
#4 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-2) LW 1 - Istanbul has dropped two in a row and need to get off the slide. A win over Knossos would help and definitely keep them from falling lower in the play off rankings.
Next opponent: at #3 Knossos Minotaurs (9-2)
#5 Short Bus All-Stars (9-2) LW 5 - Short Bus is still on vacation. This week it's a fabulous trip to beautiful.............................LAS VEGAS!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h3-KEsYAPQ
Next opponent: at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (2-9)
#6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (9-2) LW 6 - The Fnuky Bunch will definitely make the play offs, but at what position is the question. They will need to run the table if they want to move up and seperate from the 9-2 log jam of teams.
Next opponent: #15 Transatlantic Devils (2-9)
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (7-4) LW 7 - Week two of vacation is here for the Dynasty. Get a good tan and don't get the clap.
Next opponent: at #14 Renegades of Funk (2-9)
#8 Pirgos Warlords (7-4) LW 8 - Pirgos is like that scorching bad case of genital herpes we all got at one time or another. Just when you think you got rid of them, they come right back.
We all know that feeling right?........about the genital herpes, right?............I mean, not me, but maybe some of you?...............anyone else have them?...............................crap!
Oh well. Warlords keep themselves in the thick of things with a big win over Istanbul.
Next opponent: #10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-7)
#9 The Gods (5-6) LW 9 - After going 4-2 The Gods have dropped 4 straight and it will be five against the newly crowned #1 Trojans. Gods will more than likely have to win the rest of their games to have any chance at a play off berth.
Next opponent: at #1 Macedonia Trojans (9-2)
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-7) LW 10 - Oy! These guys are on the second game of a bad five game stretch against .500 or better teams.
Those teams are like the stuffing on Thanksgiving. It's going straight up the Turkey's ass!
Next opponent: at #8 Pirgos Warlords (7-4)
#11 Greek Gods (3-8) LW 11 - Going for 3-13 takes strategy. Great job Greek Gods, you are well on your way!
Next opponent: at #12 Banja Luka Boracs (2-9)
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (2-9) LW 12 - The Boracs get win #3 this week against the Geek Gods. Pad those stats and get that win. Is padding stats kind of like shoving a sock down the front of your pants?............................not that I do that, but just asking.
Next opponent: #11 Greek Gods (3-8)
#13 Las Vegas Bandits (2-9) LW 14 - Alright Bandits, you had your win. It's time to get back to losing. The Short Bus is up next.
Next opponent: #5 Short Bus All-Stars (9-2)
#14 Renegades of Funk (2-9) LW 13 - You are going up the dynasty, so you will lose, ROF.
Might as well get down and funky and dance the night away!!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqnfv_heatwave-boogie-nights_music
Next opponent: #7 Luzitian Dynasty (7-4)
#15 Transatlantic Devils (2-9) LW 15 - The only Devil that really matters is..........................Martin Brodeur getting 552nd win, best in all of hockey, EVER!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzodkP4OtpM
Next opponent: at #6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (9-2)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-11) LW 16 - GLB porn:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FcvIZFlvg
Don't get too excited watching those dots go at it. Those dots get pure nasty!
Next opponent: at #2 Wroclaw Mambas (9-2)
*****WEEK 12 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 7-1, Week 8: 9-0, Week 9: 7-1, Week 11: 7-1
Overall: 55-9
GOW: - 4-4
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-7) at #8 Pirgos Warlords (7-4) = Pirgos Warlords - Pirgos should keep rolling after their big win.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#11 Greek Gods (3-8) at #12 Banja Luka Boracs (2-9) = Banja Luka Boracs - Time to bring down the Geek Gods, Boracs!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (7-4) at #14 Renegades of Funk (2-9) = Luzitian Dynasty - ROF have nothing to play for. Dynasty should win big.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#5 Short Bus All-Stars (9-2) at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (2-9) = Short Bus All Stars - Short Bus will hit the jackpot and get a win over the Bandits.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#4 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-2) at #3 Knossos Minotaurs (9-2) = Knossos Minotaurs - Knossos are always solid and Istanbul has dropped two straight. Going with the Minnies.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#9 The Gods (5-6) at #1 Macedonia Trojans (9-2) = Macedonia Trojans - Sorry Gods, but it's wedgie time again. Trojans should take this one.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#15 Transatlantic Devils (2-9) at #6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (9-2) = Transatlantic Dev..........................Ha, ha, ha! Fooled you! It's the Banja Luka Funky Bunch - No brainer here.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-11) at #2 Wroclaw Mambas (9-2) = Wroclaw Mambas - Wroclaw Mambas or Warsaw Mafia? Come on now! That's like Superman taking on a lesser known super villain like, The Mad Masturbator.
Stick with the Mambas.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#4 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-2) at #3 Knossos Minotaurs (9-2) - #3 vs #4! Hell Hounds want to stop their slide with a win right here! Minotaurs want to keep the Hell Hounds down to stay in the top 3!
Let's take this one to Thunder Dome ladies!!
Two teams enter, 1 team leaves!!
20/48 beers! Better than last week, that's fo sho! But still not good enough! Only one good game this time around and it is the GOW! Not much you can really say about a bad week of match ups except for good luck.
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Macedonia Trojans (9-2) LW 3 - I know, I know. If the #1 team moves down, then shouldn't the #2 team move into the #1 spot? But I put the Trojans at #1 because they did beat the Mambas.
But The Gods get the first shot at dethroning the newly #1 Trojans.
Next opponent: #9 The Gods (5-6)
#2 Wroclaw Mambas (9-2) LW 2 - Well the Mambas prolly feel slighted by not getting the top spot after the Hell Hounds drop down. But at least you get to score 255 points against the Mafia next. Have fun Mambas.
Next opponent: #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-16)
#3 Knossos Minotaurs (9-2) LW 4 - Knossos has worked hard to be one of the top teams and now they get to prove why they are here with a game against the former #1 Hell Hounds.
Next opponent: #4 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-2)
#4 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-2) LW 1 - Istanbul has dropped two in a row and need to get off the slide. A win over Knossos would help and definitely keep them from falling lower in the play off rankings.
Next opponent: at #3 Knossos Minotaurs (9-2)
#5 Short Bus All-Stars (9-2) LW 5 - Short Bus is still on vacation. This week it's a fabulous trip to beautiful.............................LAS VEGAS!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h3-KEsYAPQ
Next opponent: at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (2-9)
#6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (9-2) LW 6 - The Fnuky Bunch will definitely make the play offs, but at what position is the question. They will need to run the table if they want to move up and seperate from the 9-2 log jam of teams.
Next opponent: #15 Transatlantic Devils (2-9)
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (7-4) LW 7 - Week two of vacation is here for the Dynasty. Get a good tan and don't get the clap.
Next opponent: at #14 Renegades of Funk (2-9)
#8 Pirgos Warlords (7-4) LW 8 - Pirgos is like that scorching bad case of genital herpes we all got at one time or another. Just when you think you got rid of them, they come right back.
We all know that feeling right?........about the genital herpes, right?............I mean, not me, but maybe some of you?...............anyone else have them?...............................crap!
Oh well. Warlords keep themselves in the thick of things with a big win over Istanbul.
Next opponent: #10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-7)
#9 The Gods (5-6) LW 9 - After going 4-2 The Gods have dropped 4 straight and it will be five against the newly crowned #1 Trojans. Gods will more than likely have to win the rest of their games to have any chance at a play off berth.
Next opponent: at #1 Macedonia Trojans (9-2)
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-7) LW 10 - Oy! These guys are on the second game of a bad five game stretch against .500 or better teams.
Those teams are like the stuffing on Thanksgiving. It's going straight up the Turkey's ass!
Next opponent: at #8 Pirgos Warlords (7-4)
#11 Greek Gods (3-8) LW 11 - Going for 3-13 takes strategy. Great job Greek Gods, you are well on your way!
Next opponent: at #12 Banja Luka Boracs (2-9)
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (2-9) LW 12 - The Boracs get win #3 this week against the Geek Gods. Pad those stats and get that win. Is padding stats kind of like shoving a sock down the front of your pants?............................not that I do that, but just asking.
Next opponent: #11 Greek Gods (3-8)
#13 Las Vegas Bandits (2-9) LW 14 - Alright Bandits, you had your win. It's time to get back to losing. The Short Bus is up next.
Next opponent: #5 Short Bus All-Stars (9-2)
#14 Renegades of Funk (2-9) LW 13 - You are going up the dynasty, so you will lose, ROF.
Might as well get down and funky and dance the night away!!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqnfv_heatwave-boogie-nights_music
Next opponent: #7 Luzitian Dynasty (7-4)
#15 Transatlantic Devils (2-9) LW 15 - The only Devil that really matters is..........................Martin Brodeur getting 552nd win, best in all of hockey, EVER!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzodkP4OtpM
Next opponent: at #6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (9-2)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-11) LW 16 - GLB porn:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FcvIZFlvg
Don't get too excited watching those dots go at it. Those dots get pure nasty!
Next opponent: at #2 Wroclaw Mambas (9-2)
*****WEEK 12 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 7-1, Week 8: 9-0, Week 9: 7-1, Week 11: 7-1
Overall: 55-9
GOW: - 4-4
#10 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (4-7) at #8 Pirgos Warlords (7-4) = Pirgos Warlords - Pirgos should keep rolling after their big win.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#11 Greek Gods (3-8) at #12 Banja Luka Boracs (2-9) = Banja Luka Boracs - Time to bring down the Geek Gods, Boracs!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (7-4) at #14 Renegades of Funk (2-9) = Luzitian Dynasty - ROF have nothing to play for. Dynasty should win big.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#5 Short Bus All-Stars (9-2) at #13 Las Vegas Bandits (2-9) = Short Bus All Stars - Short Bus will hit the jackpot and get a win over the Bandits.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#4 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-2) at #3 Knossos Minotaurs (9-2) = Knossos Minotaurs - Knossos are always solid and Istanbul has dropped two straight. Going with the Minnies.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#9 The Gods (5-6) at #1 Macedonia Trojans (9-2) = Macedonia Trojans - Sorry Gods, but it's wedgie time again. Trojans should take this one.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#15 Transatlantic Devils (2-9) at #6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (9-2) = Transatlantic Dev..........................Ha, ha, ha! Fooled you! It's the Banja Luka Funky Bunch - No brainer here.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-11) at #2 Wroclaw Mambas (9-2) = Wroclaw Mambas - Wroclaw Mambas or Warsaw Mafia? Come on now! That's like Superman taking on a lesser known super villain like, The Mad Masturbator.
Stick with the Mambas.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#4 Istanbul Hell Hounds (9-2) at #3 Knossos Minotaurs (9-2) - #3 vs #4! Hell Hounds want to stop their slide with a win right here! Minotaurs want to keep the Hell Hounds down to stay in the top 3!
Let's take this one to Thunder Dome ladies!!
Two teams enter, 1 team leaves!!
20/48 beers! Better than last week, that's fo sho! But still not good enough! Only one good game this time around and it is the GOW! Not much you can really say about a bad week of match ups except for good luck.
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
Last edited Mar 19, 2009 10:45:19
