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FLGator
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Let's take a look at his season stats through ten games...

82 Receptions
1,458.5 Yards (145.9 per game)
577.5 YAC (7 YAC Avg.)
25 Touchdowns
4 Drops
4 Broken Tackles
8 Pancakes

On the surface, they're great numbers. However, if you look at things a little deeper...you'll see that the numbers are deceiving.

The Ghana Ashanti Empire is currently sixth in Africa AA #3's Eastern Conference, so let's look at the numbers in two categories. Category 1 will be against the six teams ranked below them (inclusive of their out of conference win against a CPU team). Category 2 will be against the four teams ranked above them as of today's standings.

Category 1 - Keep in mind this reflects six games, or 60% of the ten games played so far.
66 Receptions (80.49% of the season-to-date total).
1,254.5 Yards (86.01%)
24 Touchdowns (96.00%)
More importantly, the GAE won all six of these games. (Against teams with a combined 19-41 record.)

Category 2 - Keep in mind this reflects four games, or 40% of the ten games played so far.
16 Receptions (19.51%)
204 Yards (13.99%)
1 Touchdown (4.00%)
More importantly, the GAE lost three of these four games. (Against teams with a combined 37-3 record.)

So, here's the bottom line...creating a thread about how great your player's stats are does nothing to propel your team toward a championship. When...I mean if...Mr. Voom gets it done in a championship game against a top notch opponent, let someone else give him a pat on the back.

Originally posted by Aaron330

3 of those replays were from CPU teams

Get over yourself


Originally posted by OchoCinco01

If it wasn't for the stat padding against the cupcakes early in the season you would be mediocre at best...smelling salts for the over inflated ego please...


Originally posted by Kainframe

The funny thing is that when Brando plays equal competition he disappears....poof....


And don't think we didn't notice that the "competent quarterback" you mentioned here...

Originally posted by Jaxon Voom

To be honest, there's way too many highlights to list. Brando is your Africa AA#3 leading receiver with 1458.5 yards and 25 touchdowns and is having a career year (thanks mainly to the fact that he has a competent quarterback FINALLY).


...is one of "your players" too. Good luck the rest of the season.

 
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Couldn't have put it better myself...well done...
 
Aaron330
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OWNED
 
beavrbelievr
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Thanks Gator loved it......... +1million
 
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Haha
 
mastawoo
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...I've known Jaxon for awhile now in GLB world. He's getting exactly what he wants from you guys. Responding logically to him is like peeing into a strong wind. Don't waste your time, this is how he rolls and he refuses to accept reality, regardless of how much ammo you have to support it.

And yeah, it's actually kind of funny, even though he fking rips me at every opportunity possible as I'm the OC for Ghana.
 
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One more note. Great research, Gator. More than anything though, it reflects poor OC'ing on my part or capable defensive game planning on those teams that it does the inadequacy of his receiver. Who, might I just mention, sucks balls.
 
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Blah Blah Blah. Didn't even read it. I refuse to take critism from a cheap ass player when 80% of his players are offensive linemen, the easiest positions to build in the game.

Walk on little fudge-muppet.


Brando is the best player in this league. By far.




Originally posted by mastawoo
More than anything though, it reflects poor OC'ing on my part or capable defensive game planning on those teams that it does the inadequacy of his receiver.


This, you suck as an OC. I'm still campaigning Eric to fire you and take away all available midgets for the remainder of your time in this game. Brando's creating quite the line outside the GLB Therapy Office.
 
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Originally posted by Jaxon Voom
Blah Blah Blah. Didn't even read it. I refuse to take critism from a cheap ass player when 80% of his players are offensive linemen, the easiest positions to build in the game.

Walk on little fudge-muppet.


Brando is the best player in this league. By far.




Originally posted by mastawoo

More than anything though, it reflects poor OC'ing on my part or capable defensive game planning on those teams that it does the inadequacy of his receiver.


This, you suck as an OC. I'm still campaigning Eric to fire you and take away all available midgets for the remainder of your time in this game. Brando's creating quite the line outside the GLB Therapy Office.


I just wish that line wasn't composed of all our own players.

Paparazzi Photo Smile
 
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Originally posted by EricMN
Paparazzi Photo Smile


Pretty.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/briancometa/2696283596/
 
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Wow. Eric, how do you deal with this much shit in your franchise?
 
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Originally posted by ColaCock
Wow. Eric, how do you deal with this much shit in your franchise?


reminds me of the Cowboys.... lol

although this team is actually successful
 
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Originally posted by ColaCock
Wow. Eric, how do you deal with this much shit in your franchise?


agreed. i've known Eric's men for some time now and the code of conduct was nothing short of excellent. Eric know's a good agent so he probably saw something or knows something that we do not.

Voom is far and away the worst thing that has come out of the Ashanti Franchise.

cocky? no.

idiotic? yes.
 
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Originally posted by Mango Fandango
Originally posted by ColaCock

Wow. Eric, how do you deal with this much shit in your franchise?


agreed. i've known Eric's men for some time now and the code of conduct was nothing short of excellent. Eric know's a good agent so he probably saw something or knows something that we do not.

Voom is far and away the worst thing that has come out of the Ashanti Franchise.

cocky? no.

idiotic? yes.


I think somebody's angry because Brando torched their franchise. Totally understandable.

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http://www.youngwomenshealth.org/tampon.html
 
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nah! we were badly torched by Ghana in season 5. yesterday's game was fun! the result didn't matter as it was a worthy addition to our rivalry. read the other threads.

you, simply put, are an arsehole
 
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