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Brando Voom: Exposing CB Builds since Season 2.

We all know him as he most enigmatic and skillful WR in the GLB world. He should really be on Cobra Kai or something. No-one has sent more QB's and OC's into retirement or mental homes than Brando Voom has.

He's averaging 145 yards and 2.5 touchdown's per game this season. And that's with an OC who would honestly rather put his testicles in a blender than contribute to Brando having any success what-so-ever.

Now onto some of his highlights:

Starting first of course with today's game winning 88 yard TD in double coverage. I would gloat more about this on any other day but that was an awesome game and the other team deserve props. However you'd better believe that our team forum will be spammed with Brando gloating.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395489&pbp_id=10464995

Here he is making a CB dizzy and lost. I fully expect that CB to be shamed into retirement in the offseason. Assuming he hasn't shot himself already.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395479&pbp_id=6726040

Ono Tyson (name should be mentioned for full humiliation) giving up the TD to Brando again in the same game.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395479&pbp_id=6725045

Note to DC's: Cornerbacks cannot cover Brando. Even if there's two of them. Linebacker's will certainly not cover Brando.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395479&pbp_id=6730037

Three guys near him? No problem.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395462&pbp_id=7661852

Tauro passes ball. Check. Brando catches ball. Check. 7 defenders between Brando and the goal line. Check. No problem.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395487&pbp_id=4861633

No-one within 10 yards of Brando.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395487&pbp_id=4863111


To be honest, there's way too many highlights to list. Brando is your Africa AA#3 leading receiver with 1458.5 yards and 25 touchdowns and is having a career year (thanks mainly to the fact that he has a competent quarterback FINALLY).

So, onto CB grades...

Game #1 - Antarctican Rabbid Snow Beasts:

Quite Ready: You don't even get a grade giving up 6 TD's. Retire.
Aaron "Convict" Ross: F. Gave up two TD's.

Game #2 - Pullman Sinsations:

Defensive Co-ordinator: F. This is a first. http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395394&pbp_id=2984663 No wait. It's a second. http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395394&pbp_id=2987132
Jarrod Tench: D. Gave up one TD but isn't a corner so had absolutely no chance.

Game #3 - Comoros Killer Whales:

Tim Swidgen: D.
Nascar Skoal: D.
ShutdownCB Jackson: C. Gave up a few catches but at least didn't get burnt.

Game #4 - Gabon Glocks:

Randall Seymour: F.
Shea Ford: F.
Remington Pepper: D.

Game #5 - Namibia Wildehond:

Entire Pass D: A. Very good job.

Game #6 - Zambezi Silverbacks:

Ono Tyson: We've been over this. No grade for you. Retire.
Monkey: F. He is a linebacker though.

Game #7 - Durban DesertHawks:

Akeem Auguste: D+. Gave up a big TD but was otherwise solid.

Game #8 - Tanzania Lumberjacks:

Shark Bite: B. Very good performance despite giving up a couple of short catches. Not an A due to it being a run heavy game.

Game #9 - African Fever:

Dietrich Nichtsolangsam: A-. Excellent performance when you were actually on the field.

Game #10 - Quiçama Park Rangers:

Chase Shadows: D. Saved from an F by the interception.
Norfolk NChance: F. Not even in double coverage.



So welcome to the Brando Voom Fan Club. You're welcome.

Originally posted by Jaxon Voom
Brando Voom: Exposing CB Builds since Season 2.


Game #9 - African Fever:

Dietrich Nichtsolangsam: A-. Excellent performance when you were actually on the field.

So welcome to the Brando Voom Fan Club. You're welcome.

Note to Brando Boom:

Dietrich Nichtsolangsam is our 3rd CB.

And 3 of those replays were from CPU teams

Get over yourself

Ghana will trade him to you for a backup punter if you have one to spare.

Shark would have stopped you if they passed you the ball every fucking play. (Eric this should be easy to understand)

you have got to be shitting me....

Originally posted by Aaron330
Originally posted by Jaxon Voom

Brando Voom: Exposing CB Builds since Season 2.


Game #9 - African Fever:

Dietrich Nichtsolangsam: A-. Excellent performance when you were actually on the field.

So welcome to the Brando Voom Fan Club. You're welcome.

Note to Brando Boom:

Dietrich Nichtsolangsam is our 3rd CB.

And 3 of those replays were from CPU teams

Get over yourself

He didn't even elaborate on the fact the Hammer & Shutdown held him for 4catches for 29 yards.

Brando...be real....let's examine shall we...


First four games...opponents records (5w-35l) 43catches 725 yards 18 td's

Next four games....opponents records (34w-6l) 26catches 474.5 yards 4 td's (1GM 300YDS 3TD)

If it wasn't for the stat padding against the cupcakes early in the season you would be mediocre at best....smelling salts for the over inflated ego please......

But all that really matters to me is that our boys from the fever shut you down...lol

Originally posted by Aaron330
Originally posted by Jaxon Voom

Brando Voom: Exposing CB Builds since Season 2.


Game #9 - African Fever:

Dietrich Nichtsolangsam: A-. Excellent performance when you were actually on the field.

So welcome to the Brando Voom Fan Club. You're welcome.

Note to Brando Boom:

Dietrich Nichtsolangsam is our 3rd CB.

And 3 of those replays were from CPU teams

Get over yourself

Oh and watch that spelling on Voom. Boomy is not associated with this cum dumpster in the slightest.

theres too much fail in this thread to bother reading.....

Ha, this is laughable. Only idiots boast about "themselves". True gridiron warriors dont need to do such crap as it is easily understood who and what they are.

The funny thing is that when Brando plays equal competition he disappears....poof....

Trash Talk - the ability to incite the opposition without resorting to excessive personal insults, swearing or demeaning language. Also, please note the proper use of vocabulary, sentence structure, grammar and punctuation that at least meets a high school level.

End of lesson. You're all welcome.

Now, Voom - get back on your damned leash before I let Woo trade you for a Level 1 center.

Originally posted by EricMN
Trash Talk - the ability to incite the opposition without resorting to excessive personal insults, swearing or demeaning language. Also, please note the proper use of vocabulary, sentence structure, grammar and punctuation that at least meets a high school level.

End of lesson. You're all welcome.

Now, Voom - get back on your damned leash before I let Woo trade you for a Level 1 center.

I think you have some fragmented sentences in there....lol.

Originally posted by Aaron330
Note to Brando Boom:

Dietrich Nichtsolangsam is our 3rd CB.

And 3 of those replays were from CPU teams

Get over yourself

Note to poor speller:

PM sent to Dietrich Nichtsolangsam telling him he should really be getting more playing time.

Yes really.

Originally posted by Maddog23
Shark would have stopped you if they passed you the ball every fucking play. (Eric this should be easy to understand)

I have been telling Eric and Woo to do this since i arrived. You'd think they'd listen by now, if not to just get some peace. Oh and Shark would've gotten burnt. Several times. There's only so long you can keep Brando contained.


Originally posted by Erobbins2
you have got to be shitting me....

How's therapy?


Originally posted by OchoCinco01
First four games...opponents records (5w-35l) 43catches 725 yards 18 td's

Next four games....opponents records (34w-6l) 26catches 474.5 yards 4 td's (1GM 300YDS 3TD)

This is due to our OC having that horrific 'I know, let's run the ball heavy today' disease.

Originally posted by Kainframe
Ha, this is laughable. Only idiots boast about "themselves". True gridiron warriors dont need to do such crap as it is easily understood who and what they are.

The funny thing is that when Brando plays equal competition he disappears....poof....

Homophobic ban.

And 'True Gridiron Warriors'? You've got to be shitting me.


Originally posted by EricMN
Trash Talk - the ability to incite the opposition without resorting to excessive personal insults, swearing or demeaning language. Also, please note the proper use of vocabulary, sentence structure, grammar and punctuation that at least meets a high school level.

End of lesson. You're all welcome.

Now, Voom - get back on your damned leash before I let Woo trade you for a Level 1 center.

I actually thought i was doing excessive insults. Maybe i should make them more personal from now on.

And you are welcome to trade Brando. However let me remind you or something.

Tangeirs Cape Buffalo -
With Brando = Africa Pro playoff team.
Without Brando = Folded and got relegated three games after Brando's departure.

First QB to ever throw a TD pass to Brando - Now retired due to stress.

Rwanda Royal Knights -
With Brando = Africa Pro Conference Chamionship team.
Without Brando = Struggling to hold onto .500 and sneak into the playoffs.

Elroy 'Crazylegs' Hirsh -
Without Brando = Ghana's top receiver with goodnumbers
With Brando = Couldn't take the stress of being shown up everyday so now plays for another team in a whole other continent due to morbid embarrassment.

Wow...you are scary stupid...

Originally posted by OchoCinco01
Wow...you are scary awesome...

Thanks.

Originally posted by Jaxon Voom
Originally posted by OchoCinco01

Wow...you are scary awesome...

I'm a douchebag

yes sir!