Okay here are the rankings after game 7. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Legal Smexies (7-0) LW 1 - Nothing seems to work against the Smexies. Not Wolfpacks, Tigers or Blues....oh my! Not even a kick to the nugget pouch!
With the Hitmen up next not much stands in the Smexies way of going 8-0 at the halfway point.
Next opponent: #10 Hungarian Hitmen (3-4)
#2 Czech Yourself (6-1) LW 2 - FINALLY! A game Yourself can actually game plan for. With all the weaker teams they have been playing lately, Czech Yourself has prolly been asleep for 3 games straight.
Papa Mith better wake up those sleepy heads and get ready for a real game.
Next opponent: at #4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (5-2)
#3 Croatian Killer Turtles (6-1) LW 3 - CKT is back on a roll with three straight wins now. Their ground game rolled them past the Impalers 121-0 in the last game.
The Hallucinations are up next and pose a tougher problem for the Turtles this time.
Next opponent: at #7 Amsterdam Hallucinations (5-2)
#4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (5-2) LW 4 - The Crack blew away the Tycoons 239-0, they are 5-2 and looking to make the play offs. A big game looms next and a win here would give them a great edge in the play off rankings. Should be a good game against Czech up next.
Next opponent: #2 Czech Yourself (6-1)
#5 Average Joe's (5-2) LW 5 - The Tycoons should give the Joe's someextra time to scout out the opponent after Ufa. Enjoy your day off Joe's.
Next opponent: #15 Ufa Tycoons (0-7)
#6 Bohemia Gryphons (5-2) LW 7 - Slapping around teams like the Fire Seers and Tigers the past two games should have given the Gryphons plenty of rest for the Danube game.
Next opponent: #8 Danube Blues (4-3)
#7 Amsterdam Hallucinations (5-2) LW 8 - The Hallucinations got back on the winning track by beating down the Hitmen, 44-12. Time for Amsterdam to use some of those mind expanding drugs on the Turtles up next.
Hey, whatever helps you win, right?
Next opponent: #3 Croatian Killer Turtles (6-1)
#8 Danube Blues (4-3) LW 9 - Danube tavels to Bohemia to take on the Gryphons next. Should be a good game. but there are plenty of other things to try in Bohemia, like:
Bohemia beer http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8LNFtlPLalE/SWEoMNZq4AI/AAAAAAAAF-4/kTOCz34B4ok/s400/Bohemia+Beer.jpg
and Bohemian hookers http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0312084kristen1.jpg
and Bohemia music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irp8CNj9qBI
Next opponent: at #6 Bohemia Gryphons (5-2)
#9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (4-3) LW 6 - Time for the Wolfpack to string some wins together if they want to make the big dance. They can start right here with the Wolverines.
Next opponent: at #12 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-5)
#10 Hungarian Hitmen (3-4) LW 10 - Hitmen are still in the race for a play off spot, but hopes are fading fast with the Smexies up next!
Next opponent: at #1 Legal Smexies (7-0)
#11 Greece Lightning (2-5) LW 11 - If there was a song that represented the Lightning's season, it wouldn't be Grease Lightning. It would probably be more like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQhLLCUgFIg
Next opponent: at #13 Wallachia Impalers (1-6)
#12 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-5) LW 12 - Well if the Wolverines lose here, we might as well label them a spoiler team. But the Wolfpack shouldn't just consider this win a gimme'. No, no, no, because Wolverines are known to be vicious little critters with claws and sharp teeth and can smell menstruation from over 500 yards..........or is that bears that can smell menstr..........well, whatever can smell it, just don't do it!
Next opponent: #9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (4-3)
#13 Wallachia Impalers (1-6) LW 13 - Well the Impalers season is pretty much over now with another loss given to them by the Killer Turtles. The Impalers have theree chances for another win left and Greece represents the first chance at ghetting win #2.
Next opponent: #11 Greece Lightning (2-5)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (1-6) LW 14 - Win number 2 is next! Whew! Just in time to save their season too!
Next opponent: #16 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-7)
#15 Ufa Tycoons (0-7) LW 15 - Ufa gave up 255 points to Czech and then only 239 points to Krakow. So these guys are definitely improving on defense! I think they will keep the Joe's from scoring no more than 229 points. Another improvement.
Next opponent: at #5 Average Joe's (5-2)
#16 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-7) LW 16 - This team is about as good as a poopy flavored lollipop.
Next opponent: at #14 Belmont Fire Seers (1-6)
*****WEEK 8 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 5-3, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 8-0
Overall: 33-7
GOW: 3-2
#8 Danube Blues (4-3) at #6 Bohemia Gryphons (5-2) = Bohemia Gryphons - Bohemia is on a three game win streak and Danube is playing streaky. Taking the Gryphons.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (4-3) at #12 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-5) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - If the Wolverines had Wolverine of the X-Men, I would pick them. But seeing how they don't, it's the Wolfpack!
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#11 Greece Lightning (2-5) at #13 Wallachia Impalers (1-6) = Greece Lightning - there's only one way to settle this big of a game between two teams that just don't like each other........................DANCE OFF!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW9WqIqu62A
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-7) at #14 Belmont Fire Seers (1-6) = Belmont Fire Seers - Oh God! Why do we even have to play this one. Why don't we settle this one the old-fashioned way...............................DANCE OFF!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47gahDuOff8
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#15 Ufa Tycoons (0-7) at #5 Average Joe's (5-2) = Average Joe's - Well, the Joe's should win this one...................aw fuck it!!......DANCE OFF!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIeIoLqojpI
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#3 Croatian Killer Turtles (6-1) at #7 Amsterdam Hallucinations (5-2) = CKT - Here we go! A real good match up right here! CKT is rolling and I don't think the Hallucinations have enough X to knock the Turtles out.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#2 Czech Yourself (6-1) at #4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (5-2) = Czech Yourself - Who knows who will win this one, so......................DANCE O..........no, no, no, who am I kidding? Take Yourself in this one.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#10 Hungarian Hitmen (3-4) at #1 Legal Smexies (7-0) = Legal Smexies - *YAWN*..........oh no! Someone wake up the Smexies! They have a game to play soon.....................nevermind, it's against the Hitmen. Go back to bed Smexies and you should still get the win.
Game Rating:3 /6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#2 Czech Yourself (6-1) at #4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (5-2) - Czech Yourself had better check themselves because if they aren't careful they could find themselves deep in some Plumbers Crack!
The Plumber's Crack had better show some extra crack because Czech Yourself is in town and ready for a fight!
It's on now! GOW pits two play off bound teams together in a dance off of biblical proportions! Good luck to both teams!
25/48 beers! Yourself vs Plumbers Crack! Blues vs Gryphons! CKT vs Hallucinations! Three great match ups to watch Thursday am whilst drinking a nice case of morning beer! Heaven isn't too far away.......
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Legal Smexies (7-0) LW 1 - Nothing seems to work against the Smexies. Not Wolfpacks, Tigers or Blues....oh my! Not even a kick to the nugget pouch!
With the Hitmen up next not much stands in the Smexies way of going 8-0 at the halfway point.
Next opponent: #10 Hungarian Hitmen (3-4)
#2 Czech Yourself (6-1) LW 2 - FINALLY! A game Yourself can actually game plan for. With all the weaker teams they have been playing lately, Czech Yourself has prolly been asleep for 3 games straight.
Papa Mith better wake up those sleepy heads and get ready for a real game.
Next opponent: at #4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (5-2)
#3 Croatian Killer Turtles (6-1) LW 3 - CKT is back on a roll with three straight wins now. Their ground game rolled them past the Impalers 121-0 in the last game.
The Hallucinations are up next and pose a tougher problem for the Turtles this time.
Next opponent: at #7 Amsterdam Hallucinations (5-2)
#4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (5-2) LW 4 - The Crack blew away the Tycoons 239-0, they are 5-2 and looking to make the play offs. A big game looms next and a win here would give them a great edge in the play off rankings. Should be a good game against Czech up next.
Next opponent: #2 Czech Yourself (6-1)
#5 Average Joe's (5-2) LW 5 - The Tycoons should give the Joe's someextra time to scout out the opponent after Ufa. Enjoy your day off Joe's.
Next opponent: #15 Ufa Tycoons (0-7)
#6 Bohemia Gryphons (5-2) LW 7 - Slapping around teams like the Fire Seers and Tigers the past two games should have given the Gryphons plenty of rest for the Danube game.
Next opponent: #8 Danube Blues (4-3)
#7 Amsterdam Hallucinations (5-2) LW 8 - The Hallucinations got back on the winning track by beating down the Hitmen, 44-12. Time for Amsterdam to use some of those mind expanding drugs on the Turtles up next.
Hey, whatever helps you win, right?
Next opponent: #3 Croatian Killer Turtles (6-1)
#8 Danube Blues (4-3) LW 9 - Danube tavels to Bohemia to take on the Gryphons next. Should be a good game. but there are plenty of other things to try in Bohemia, like:
Bohemia beer http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8LNFtlPLalE/SWEoMNZq4AI/AAAAAAAAF-4/kTOCz34B4ok/s400/Bohemia+Beer.jpg
and Bohemian hookers http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0312084kristen1.jpg
and Bohemia music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irp8CNj9qBI
Next opponent: at #6 Bohemia Gryphons (5-2)
#9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (4-3) LW 6 - Time for the Wolfpack to string some wins together if they want to make the big dance. They can start right here with the Wolverines.
Next opponent: at #12 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-5)
#10 Hungarian Hitmen (3-4) LW 10 - Hitmen are still in the race for a play off spot, but hopes are fading fast with the Smexies up next!
Next opponent: at #1 Legal Smexies (7-0)
#11 Greece Lightning (2-5) LW 11 - If there was a song that represented the Lightning's season, it wouldn't be Grease Lightning. It would probably be more like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQhLLCUgFIg
Next opponent: at #13 Wallachia Impalers (1-6)
#12 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-5) LW 12 - Well if the Wolverines lose here, we might as well label them a spoiler team. But the Wolfpack shouldn't just consider this win a gimme'. No, no, no, because Wolverines are known to be vicious little critters with claws and sharp teeth and can smell menstruation from over 500 yards..........or is that bears that can smell menstr..........well, whatever can smell it, just don't do it!
Next opponent: #9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (4-3)
#13 Wallachia Impalers (1-6) LW 13 - Well the Impalers season is pretty much over now with another loss given to them by the Killer Turtles. The Impalers have theree chances for another win left and Greece represents the first chance at ghetting win #2.
Next opponent: #11 Greece Lightning (2-5)
#14 Belmont Fire Seers (1-6) LW 14 - Win number 2 is next! Whew! Just in time to save their season too!
Next opponent: #16 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-7)
#15 Ufa Tycoons (0-7) LW 15 - Ufa gave up 255 points to Czech and then only 239 points to Krakow. So these guys are definitely improving on defense! I think they will keep the Joe's from scoring no more than 229 points. Another improvement.
Next opponent: at #5 Average Joe's (5-2)
#16 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-7) LW 16 - This team is about as good as a poopy flavored lollipop.
Next opponent: at #14 Belmont Fire Seers (1-6)
*****WEEK 8 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 5-3, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1, Week 7: 8-0
Overall: 33-7
GOW: 3-2
#8 Danube Blues (4-3) at #6 Bohemia Gryphons (5-2) = Bohemia Gryphons - Bohemia is on a three game win streak and Danube is playing streaky. Taking the Gryphons.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#9 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (4-3) at #12 Wildflecken Wolverines (2-5) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - If the Wolverines had Wolverine of the X-Men, I would pick them. But seeing how they don't, it's the Wolfpack!
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#11 Greece Lightning (2-5) at #13 Wallachia Impalers (1-6) = Greece Lightning - there's only one way to settle this big of a game between two teams that just don't like each other........................DANCE OFF!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW9WqIqu62A
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Nyíregyháza Tigers (0-7) at #14 Belmont Fire Seers (1-6) = Belmont Fire Seers - Oh God! Why do we even have to play this one. Why don't we settle this one the old-fashioned way...............................DANCE OFF!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47gahDuOff8
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#15 Ufa Tycoons (0-7) at #5 Average Joe's (5-2) = Average Joe's - Well, the Joe's should win this one...................aw fuck it!!......DANCE OFF!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIeIoLqojpI
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#3 Croatian Killer Turtles (6-1) at #7 Amsterdam Hallucinations (5-2) = CKT - Here we go! A real good match up right here! CKT is rolling and I don't think the Hallucinations have enough X to knock the Turtles out.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#2 Czech Yourself (6-1) at #4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (5-2) = Czech Yourself - Who knows who will win this one, so......................DANCE O..........no, no, no, who am I kidding? Take Yourself in this one.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#10 Hungarian Hitmen (3-4) at #1 Legal Smexies (7-0) = Legal Smexies - *YAWN*..........oh no! Someone wake up the Smexies! They have a game to play soon.....................nevermind, it's against the Hitmen. Go back to bed Smexies and you should still get the win.
Game Rating:3 /6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#2 Czech Yourself (6-1) at #4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (5-2) - Czech Yourself had better check themselves because if they aren't careful they could find themselves deep in some Plumbers Crack!
The Plumber's Crack had better show some extra crack because Czech Yourself is in town and ready for a fight!
It's on now! GOW pits two play off bound teams together in a dance off of biblical proportions! Good luck to both teams!
25/48 beers! Yourself vs Plumbers Crack! Blues vs Gryphons! CKT vs Hallucinations! Three great match ups to watch Thursday am whilst drinking a nice case of morning beer! Heaven isn't too far away.......
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
Last edited Mar 12, 2009 13:21:16
