Lion conference
Ouagadougou Voodoo vs. Madagascar Black Mambas
The lone remaining Lion conference team....call me crazy, but I have been noticing a trend in the schedules the last few seasons. all the huge matchups always come in the last game or two. it builds up the drama. take this year for example...voodoo plays Zulu last week while Kickin plays Mozambique the last week as well. .....my point is that Voodoo can ball and they trash the Mambas 43-20
Carthaginian War Elephants vs. Burundi Hutu
This week the Elephants won't need an AI gift to win. They flat out spank the Hutu... I am thinking until Hutu recruits some corners they will give up big passes. Mister Big eyes had Ciernan blew up last week and apparently he is their number 3. expect lots of YAC on passing downs in a Elephants win 69-17 and of course they'll get back to the ground game
PTT Rebels vs. Johannesburg Jackals
tough matchup here to call... both teams are pretty equal. It should be a nail biter throughout, but I give a slight edge to PTT now that they run more behind Chester instead of seemingly always running right. 26-20 PTT
Zulu Death Warriors vs. Mikumi Black Bears
I realize Zulu had an AI problem that cost them the game, but it doesn't take a miracle worker to scout the Bears. They haven't thrown a pass since Kickin and Zulu will go ahead and embarrass Big Earl while they're in their lab. 255-0 Zulu behind an all out blitz every play
Congo Lions vs. K.C. PLAYMAKERS
Congo has to be the moodiest team in here. one week they struggle against the Bears,but then they smash the Apes the next. They get killed by the Mambas , but they nearly beat Carthaginian? Lucky for me they always do a polar opposite the next week and they had a great game last time out so I say they go nuts in their lab and lose to KC 24-10
Dakar Demons vs. Tijuana Thundercats
Whenever Tijuana plays it's usually two questions. how many points are they going to lose by this time out and why do they have a bunch of studs on their special teams? who knows...this time they get blitzed by 184-3
Uganda Stink Apes vs. Atlantic Blue Jays
The foreign sounding names light up the Jays 255-0
Morocco Loco Siroccos vs. South African Bulls
Burt Warner goes deep a bunch to Shawn "Psych" Spencer in a 81-0 blowout
Elephant Conference
Kickin Djibouti vs. Tanzanian Thunderhawks
I was all ready to say how many points Kickin was going to win by but I figured i would check on Tanzanian a bit just in case. It turns out they're pretty damn good. however, i heard a rumor that Kickin wants to win this game more than other ones, so I have a feeling the ghost gets shut down and KD passes the hell out of the ball. they decide never to run the ball because it wastes clock and they want to score and score some more. Apparently KD pays their players bonuses based on game performance or something so Jules, Vagina, Sabertiger and N4S temp boost even though they look like they always temp boost so this gets ugly.....114-6 KD
Mamelodi Night Runners vs. Mozambique Thundercats
The game of the day in my opinion.... Mozambique has some tactics set, but they still don't have chemistry. MNR should win this time based on chemistry alone but MNR has had three big games in a row while Moazambique has had cupcakes to scout MNR and get ready for them. I give the edge to Thundercats in this one 20-13
Swaziland Semnikati vs. Congo Kongs
The kongs don't have a bad D but they throw the ball so much that they wear out their defense and give up big days to RB's. Roderick Bellare doesn't need any help from Kongs, but he'll take it and run over Congo 63-7
Coalville Colliers vs. Revolutionary United Front
Elephant conference has lots of good teams this year. take Coalville who is 4-2 but i can envision them not to even make the playoffs this season. RUF bites Coalville 45-20
Mogadishu Outlaws vs. Shinra Soldiers
Shinra has some sort of hidden disease like HIV or something. They don't look like a bad team but all they do is get smashed so this week it's the Outlaws turn to run it up.... how about 60-3
Toledo vs. maasai
maasai
Giza Gremlins vs. Asmara Freedom Fighters
Games that Asmara can win they usually do.... this should be a game they can win and Giza barely beat the Soldiers so i am betting heavy on Asmara to cover and win outright despite some high level players on Giza.... AFF wins 19-14
Rhodesia Ratels vs. Senegal Slayers
Senegal uses a kicker at QB because their teams sucks so bad that the kicker would never get XP. heck, they don't even have a QB. I am going to go out on a limb and say 255-0 Ratels
Ouagadougou Voodoo vs. Madagascar Black Mambas
The lone remaining Lion conference team....call me crazy, but I have been noticing a trend in the schedules the last few seasons. all the huge matchups always come in the last game or two. it builds up the drama. take this year for example...voodoo plays Zulu last week while Kickin plays Mozambique the last week as well. .....my point is that Voodoo can ball and they trash the Mambas 43-20
Carthaginian War Elephants vs. Burundi Hutu
This week the Elephants won't need an AI gift to win. They flat out spank the Hutu... I am thinking until Hutu recruits some corners they will give up big passes. Mister Big eyes had Ciernan blew up last week and apparently he is their number 3. expect lots of YAC on passing downs in a Elephants win 69-17 and of course they'll get back to the ground game
PTT Rebels vs. Johannesburg Jackals
tough matchup here to call... both teams are pretty equal. It should be a nail biter throughout, but I give a slight edge to PTT now that they run more behind Chester instead of seemingly always running right. 26-20 PTT
Zulu Death Warriors vs. Mikumi Black Bears
I realize Zulu had an AI problem that cost them the game, but it doesn't take a miracle worker to scout the Bears. They haven't thrown a pass since Kickin and Zulu will go ahead and embarrass Big Earl while they're in their lab. 255-0 Zulu behind an all out blitz every play
Congo Lions vs. K.C. PLAYMAKERS
Congo has to be the moodiest team in here. one week they struggle against the Bears,but then they smash the Apes the next. They get killed by the Mambas , but they nearly beat Carthaginian? Lucky for me they always do a polar opposite the next week and they had a great game last time out so I say they go nuts in their lab and lose to KC 24-10
Dakar Demons vs. Tijuana Thundercats
Whenever Tijuana plays it's usually two questions. how many points are they going to lose by this time out and why do they have a bunch of studs on their special teams? who knows...this time they get blitzed by 184-3
Uganda Stink Apes vs. Atlantic Blue Jays
The foreign sounding names light up the Jays 255-0
Morocco Loco Siroccos vs. South African Bulls
Burt Warner goes deep a bunch to Shawn "Psych" Spencer in a 81-0 blowout
Elephant Conference
Kickin Djibouti vs. Tanzanian Thunderhawks
I was all ready to say how many points Kickin was going to win by but I figured i would check on Tanzanian a bit just in case. It turns out they're pretty damn good. however, i heard a rumor that Kickin wants to win this game more than other ones, so I have a feeling the ghost gets shut down and KD passes the hell out of the ball. they decide never to run the ball because it wastes clock and they want to score and score some more. Apparently KD pays their players bonuses based on game performance or something so Jules, Vagina, Sabertiger and N4S temp boost even though they look like they always temp boost so this gets ugly.....114-6 KD
Mamelodi Night Runners vs. Mozambique Thundercats
The game of the day in my opinion.... Mozambique has some tactics set, but they still don't have chemistry. MNR should win this time based on chemistry alone but MNR has had three big games in a row while Moazambique has had cupcakes to scout MNR and get ready for them. I give the edge to Thundercats in this one 20-13
Swaziland Semnikati vs. Congo Kongs
The kongs don't have a bad D but they throw the ball so much that they wear out their defense and give up big days to RB's. Roderick Bellare doesn't need any help from Kongs, but he'll take it and run over Congo 63-7
Coalville Colliers vs. Revolutionary United Front
Elephant conference has lots of good teams this year. take Coalville who is 4-2 but i can envision them not to even make the playoffs this season. RUF bites Coalville 45-20
Mogadishu Outlaws vs. Shinra Soldiers
Shinra has some sort of hidden disease like HIV or something. They don't look like a bad team but all they do is get smashed so this week it's the Outlaws turn to run it up.... how about 60-3
Toledo vs. maasai
maasai
Giza Gremlins vs. Asmara Freedom Fighters
Games that Asmara can win they usually do.... this should be a game they can win and Giza barely beat the Soldiers so i am betting heavy on Asmara to cover and win outright despite some high level players on Giza.... AFF wins 19-14
Rhodesia Ratels vs. Senegal Slayers
Senegal uses a kicker at QB because their teams sucks so bad that the kicker would never get XP. heck, they don't even have a QB. I am going to go out on a limb and say 255-0 Ratels
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