Okay here are the rankings after game 6. Here is what I went by in no particular order:
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (6-0) LW 1 - And then there was one. The last undefeated team in Zeta sits at the #1 spot after dismantling ROF 55-0.
HUGE game up next against the Dynasty.
Next opponent: #7 Luzitian Dynasty (4-2)
#2 Macedonia Trojans (5-1) LW 2 - The Trojans took their first loss of the season from Pirgos, 10-23. The Trojans couldn't seem to get it up at all in this game and were never really even in it.
Looks like the Trojans could use a little....ahem, "enhancement" on offense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvyCzn0tUhM
The Short Bus All Stars are next for the Trojans.
Next opponent: at #4 Short Bus All-Stars (5-1)
#3 Wroclaw Mambas (5-1) LW 4 - Mambas keep rolling in their climb back to the top. A 19-10 win over the Minnies moves them up a spot. Another play off hopeful is up next in the Banja Luka Funky Bunch.
Next opponent: at #6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (5-1)
#4 Short Bus All-Stars (5-1) LW 5 - The Mafia was no match for the All Stars in a 243-0 drubbing. They scored 70 points in the 1st quarter and 81 in the 4th! Now that was a complete ass beating from start to finish!
The #2 Trojans are up next in a very important game.
Next opponent: #2 Macedonia Trojans (5-1)
#5 Knossos Minotaurs (5-1) LW 3 - The Minotaurs received their first loss of the season courtesy of the Mambas, 10-19.
Knossos goes from one good team to the next with Pirgos coming to town next.
Next opponent: #8 Pirgos Warlords (4-2)
#6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (5-1) LW 6 - Banja Luka went all funky like on the Bandit's asses, 120-0.
The tough part of the schedule is up next for the Funky Bunch. Five straight play off contenders in a row, starting with the Mambas.
Next opponent: #3 Wroclaw Mambas (5-1)
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (4-2) LW 9 - The Dynasty had their way with the Devils in a 212-0 romp. Need some rest after scoring so much?
WRONG! It's time to get serious! The #1 Hell Hounds are up next.
Next opponent: at #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (6-0)
#8 Pirgos Warlords (4-2) LW 9 - Pirgos just beat the #2 Trojans and have to go to Knossos and face the Minotaurs next. The Warlords ground game and defense will need to be in top form to get a win over Knossos.
Next opponent: at #5 Knossos Minotaurs (5-1)
#9 The Gods (4-2) LW 8 - The Gods pick up another win on their way to a chance at the play offs. The run game took care of the Boracs 27-14.
It's time for the Gods to go to Sin City to take on the Bandits next.
Next opponent: #13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-6)
#10 Greek Gods (2-4) LW 11 - The Greek Gods finally showed up and got a win over the Jive Turkeys, 33-23. They've earned their day week off. The Mafia are up next and with them comes another win for the Greek Gods. It's going to take a lot of wins by the Greek Gods, a lot of losses by other teams and a helluva lotta luck to get the Greek Gods into the play offs.
Next opponent: at #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-6)
#11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-5) LW 10 - The Turkeys got their gooses cooked by the Greek Gods. This loss pretty much knocks them out of contention for a play off spot. They still have to face 6 of the better teams of Zeta in 9 games. Don't see it happening for the J.T.'s.
At least you Turkeys get to play ROF next.
Next opponent: #15 Renegades of Funk (0-6)
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-6) LW 12 - IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE!
The Boracs first win has arrived................................as long as they don't ROF it.
Next opponent: at #14 Transatlantic Devils (2-4)
#13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-6) LW 13 - Offense has scored 9 points in 6 games. Their defense has scored 2 points in one game. Maybe they should start their defensive players on offense........................hey, it can't get any worse.
0-7 comes down from heaven with the Gods,
Next opponent: at #9 The Gods (4-2)
#14 Transatlantic Devils (2-4) LW 14 - The Devils are erady to give the Boracs their first win.
I'd rather look at this:
http://88.85.78.238/ylp/st/thumbs/033/0141005562.jpg
Next opponent: #12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-6)
#15 Renegades of Funk (0-6) LW 15 - In their loss to Istanbul, the Renegades of Funk got out funked, out danced and out renegadationed..................renegadorated..................renegadeiated....................oh hell! they got fucked up!
Expect the same against Vancouver.
Next opponent: at #11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-5)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-6) LW 16 - Doesn't really matter what goes here. The Mafia will lose and the team that plays them will win. Same old, same old.
It's a good time for a hot chick pic:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/898/dsc01366km9.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Greek Gods (2-4)
*****WEEK 7 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1
Overall: 26-6
GOW: - 2-2
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-6) at #14 Transatlantic Devils (2-4) = Banja Luka Boracs - Things are coming up Boracs with the Transistor Devils here. I can't believe I'm about to say this, but................................I'm picking the Boracs to win.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Renegades of Funk (0-6) at #11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-5) = Vancouver Jive Turkeys - wow................this game will be soooo exciting.................taking the turkeys.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers - take a shot of Wild Turkey for the Jive Turkeys
#10 Greek Gods (2-4) at #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-6) = Greek Gods - Enjoy your 3rd win Greek Gods!
Game Rating: 1/6 beers - Drink an Olympia Gold beer to the Greek Gods. I think I just dated myself with that remark, but if anyone here is old enough to remember that beer......salute!
#13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-6) at #9 The Gods (4-2) = The Gods - Time to confess your sins to the Gods, Bandits. Then say 12 Hail Mary's and then you get a spanking...........................and not the good kind either.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#8 Pirgos Warlords (4-2) at #5 Knossos Minotaurs (5-1) = Knossos Minotaurs - Here we go! Pirgos can win this one, but I'm going with the Minotaurs. This should be a real close game though.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#3 Wroclaw Mambas (5-1) at #6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (5-1) = Wroclaw Mambas - Mambas are on a roll against play off hopeful teams. Sticking with the Mambas.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#2 Macedonia Trojans (5-1) at #4 Short Bus All-Stars (5-1) = Macdonia Trojans - Another great match up! I think the Trojans will end up taking this one though. They will show why the All Stars ride the Short Bus.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (4-2) at #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (6-0) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - Another good game! Luzitian has beaten a few play off wannabe's, but the #1 hell Hounds might prove to be too much.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#2 Macedonia Trojans (5-1) at #4 Short Bus All-Stars (5-1) - Four great games this week, but this is the best one. #3 vs #4! Both 5-1 and both are looking to make the play offs! This game will have a huge impact on the play off rankings! It's a GLB free for all and anything goes!
30/48 beers! Oh man! I have got a GLB boner!!! Trojans vs Short Bus! Dynasty vs Hell Hounds! Mambas vs Funky Bunch! Warlords vs Minotaurs! This week looks to be a preview of the Zeta play offs! And 30 beers!! Drink up fellas', Tuesday morning can't get here soon enough!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
1) Record or win/loss
2) Strength of roster
3) Strength of wins/losses
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them. LW is last weeks ranking.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
#1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (6-0) LW 1 - And then there was one. The last undefeated team in Zeta sits at the #1 spot after dismantling ROF 55-0.
HUGE game up next against the Dynasty.
Next opponent: #7 Luzitian Dynasty (4-2)
#2 Macedonia Trojans (5-1) LW 2 - The Trojans took their first loss of the season from Pirgos, 10-23. The Trojans couldn't seem to get it up at all in this game and were never really even in it.
Looks like the Trojans could use a little....ahem, "enhancement" on offense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvyCzn0tUhM
The Short Bus All Stars are next for the Trojans.
Next opponent: at #4 Short Bus All-Stars (5-1)
#3 Wroclaw Mambas (5-1) LW 4 - Mambas keep rolling in their climb back to the top. A 19-10 win over the Minnies moves them up a spot. Another play off hopeful is up next in the Banja Luka Funky Bunch.
Next opponent: at #6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (5-1)
#4 Short Bus All-Stars (5-1) LW 5 - The Mafia was no match for the All Stars in a 243-0 drubbing. They scored 70 points in the 1st quarter and 81 in the 4th! Now that was a complete ass beating from start to finish!
The #2 Trojans are up next in a very important game.
Next opponent: #2 Macedonia Trojans (5-1)
#5 Knossos Minotaurs (5-1) LW 3 - The Minotaurs received their first loss of the season courtesy of the Mambas, 10-19.
Knossos goes from one good team to the next with Pirgos coming to town next.
Next opponent: #8 Pirgos Warlords (4-2)
#6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (5-1) LW 6 - Banja Luka went all funky like on the Bandit's asses, 120-0.
The tough part of the schedule is up next for the Funky Bunch. Five straight play off contenders in a row, starting with the Mambas.
Next opponent: #3 Wroclaw Mambas (5-1)
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (4-2) LW 9 - The Dynasty had their way with the Devils in a 212-0 romp. Need some rest after scoring so much?
WRONG! It's time to get serious! The #1 Hell Hounds are up next.
Next opponent: at #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (6-0)
#8 Pirgos Warlords (4-2) LW 9 - Pirgos just beat the #2 Trojans and have to go to Knossos and face the Minotaurs next. The Warlords ground game and defense will need to be in top form to get a win over Knossos.
Next opponent: at #5 Knossos Minotaurs (5-1)
#9 The Gods (4-2) LW 8 - The Gods pick up another win on their way to a chance at the play offs. The run game took care of the Boracs 27-14.
It's time for the Gods to go to Sin City to take on the Bandits next.
Next opponent: #13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-6)
#10 Greek Gods (2-4) LW 11 - The Greek Gods finally showed up and got a win over the Jive Turkeys, 33-23. They've earned their day week off. The Mafia are up next and with them comes another win for the Greek Gods. It's going to take a lot of wins by the Greek Gods, a lot of losses by other teams and a helluva lotta luck to get the Greek Gods into the play offs.
Next opponent: at #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-6)
#11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-5) LW 10 - The Turkeys got their gooses cooked by the Greek Gods. This loss pretty much knocks them out of contention for a play off spot. They still have to face 6 of the better teams of Zeta in 9 games. Don't see it happening for the J.T.'s.
At least you Turkeys get to play ROF next.
Next opponent: #15 Renegades of Funk (0-6)
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-6) LW 12 - IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE!
The Boracs first win has arrived................................as long as they don't ROF it.
Next opponent: at #14 Transatlantic Devils (2-4)
#13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-6) LW 13 - Offense has scored 9 points in 6 games. Their defense has scored 2 points in one game. Maybe they should start their defensive players on offense........................hey, it can't get any worse.
0-7 comes down from heaven with the Gods,
Next opponent: at #9 The Gods (4-2)
#14 Transatlantic Devils (2-4) LW 14 - The Devils are erady to give the Boracs their first win.
I'd rather look at this:
http://88.85.78.238/ylp/st/thumbs/033/0141005562.jpg
Next opponent: #12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-6)
#15 Renegades of Funk (0-6) LW 15 - In their loss to Istanbul, the Renegades of Funk got out funked, out danced and out renegadationed..................renegadorated..................renegadeiated....................oh hell! they got fucked up!
Expect the same against Vancouver.
Next opponent: at #11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-5)
#16 Warsaw Mafia (0-6) LW 16 - Doesn't really matter what goes here. The Mafia will lose and the team that plays them will win. Same old, same old.
It's a good time for a hot chick pic:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/898/dsc01366km9.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Greek Gods (2-4)
*****WEEK 7 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 7-1
Overall: 26-6
GOW: - 2-2
#12 Banja Luka Boracs (0-6) at #14 Transatlantic Devils (2-4) = Banja Luka Boracs - Things are coming up Boracs with the Transistor Devils here. I can't believe I'm about to say this, but................................I'm picking the Boracs to win.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Renegades of Funk (0-6) at #11 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-5) = Vancouver Jive Turkeys - wow................this game will be soooo exciting.................taking the turkeys.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers - take a shot of Wild Turkey for the Jive Turkeys
#10 Greek Gods (2-4) at #16 Warsaw Mafia (0-6) = Greek Gods - Enjoy your 3rd win Greek Gods!
Game Rating: 1/6 beers - Drink an Olympia Gold beer to the Greek Gods. I think I just dated myself with that remark, but if anyone here is old enough to remember that beer......salute!
#13 Las Vegas Bandits (0-6) at #9 The Gods (4-2) = The Gods - Time to confess your sins to the Gods, Bandits. Then say 12 Hail Mary's and then you get a spanking...........................and not the good kind either.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#8 Pirgos Warlords (4-2) at #5 Knossos Minotaurs (5-1) = Knossos Minotaurs - Here we go! Pirgos can win this one, but I'm going with the Minotaurs. This should be a real close game though.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#3 Wroclaw Mambas (5-1) at #6 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (5-1) = Wroclaw Mambas - Mambas are on a roll against play off hopeful teams. Sticking with the Mambas.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#2 Macedonia Trojans (5-1) at #4 Short Bus All-Stars (5-1) = Macdonia Trojans - Another great match up! I think the Trojans will end up taking this one though. They will show why the All Stars ride the Short Bus.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Luzitian Dynasty (4-2) at #1 Istanbul Hell Hounds (6-0) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - Another good game! Luzitian has beaten a few play off wannabe's, but the #1 hell Hounds might prove to be too much.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#2 Macedonia Trojans (5-1) at #4 Short Bus All-Stars (5-1) - Four great games this week, but this is the best one. #3 vs #4! Both 5-1 and both are looking to make the play offs! This game will have a huge impact on the play off rankings! It's a GLB free for all and anything goes!
30/48 beers! Oh man! I have got a GLB boner!!! Trojans vs Short Bus! Dynasty vs Hell Hounds! Mambas vs Funky Bunch! Warlords vs Minotaurs! This week looks to be a preview of the Zeta play offs! And 30 beers!! Drink up fellas', Tuesday morning can't get here soon enough!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
Last edited Mar 10, 2009 06:06:17
