(+1)#1 Turin Falcons (10-0):
A very decisive win against Road House Bandito Longhorns catapult this team to the #1 spot. (G) Thurmun Munson leads the league with the most Pancakes.
(+1) #2 Parsippany PAIN (10-0):
This team is #1 in multiple categories, and blew out there last opponent, unfortunately the Falcons showed them up. Team leads the league in most INTs.
(-2) #3 Columbus Crush (9-1):
The Crush are still a very strong team, but seem to be holding back, or have teams figured out a way to slow them down? QB Pierce Dravz Has thrown for the most yards and TDs.
(-) #4 Tricity Cardinals (8-2):
The Cards made a decent team look bad, hopefully this team won't get too stagnant with the weak competition in front of them. Defense leads the league in fewest passing TDs given up.
(-) #5 Austin Orangebloods (8-2):
The Orangebloods put a decent team away today, proving that you better have your A game when going up against them. (HB) Jaquan-Juan Tomba leads the league with the most rushing TDs
(-) #6 Rocky Mountain Snipers (8-2):
They put away a winless team, let's see if they carry the momentum against Mile High. (CB) Dirty Denny leads the West with the most INTs
(-) #7 Dayton Goatse (7-3):
They shutout a bad team, hopefully they can build some momentum for the Pain coming up here in a few games. (HB) Toronto Hitman 5 Leads the league with the most overall rushing yardage.
(+1) #8 Fortaleza Longhorns (8-2):
The Longhorns were able to steal a win in the second half against an improving Panther team. Hopefully the Longhorns don't forget they have a game against the Aggies before they face off with the Crush.
(+1) #9 Compton Cougars (7-3):
Was a perfect moral boosting game for the Cougars after the Mojave upset, from the previous week.
(+1) #10 Chicago Hitmen (6-4):
The Hitmen proved that they have what it takes after narrowly defeating the evenly matched 195 Defenders. (DE) GOTTA SAK leads the east with the most sacks.
(-3) #11 Omaha BA Mofo's (7-3):
Omaha didn't have what it took to hang with the Orangebloods, they need to regroup and focus on stopping the Pirates high octane passing game. (K) Dick Enright leads the West with most FGs made.
(+3) #12 Mile High Mustangs (7-3):
The Mustangs were able to hold off the Cowbells in a close game, let's see if they can prove that they are the real deal against the Snipers. (DE) Duck McDoogle leads the league with most forced fumbles
(-) #13 Dirty South Brew Crew (5-5):
Dirty proved that they can beat weaker competition, but now will be facing an equally talented team in DC. this game is huge for the Crew to send message that they are for real in the East.
(-) #14 North Shore Sharks (6-4):
the Sharks have picked up some much needed momentum that they will need when they face the Falcons.
(-3) #15 Colony 195 Defenders (4-6):
The Defenders couldn't hold off the hitmen and now will need to hold off the Cardinals if they want a shot in the playoffs. (HB) D D leads the East with most fumbles.
(-) #16 South Park ManBearPigs (5-5):
The MBP's were able to shutout an improving Mojave team, Let's see if they can string together a winning streak consisting of more then 2 games.
(-) #17 More Cowbells (5-5):
The Cowbells need to regroup quickly, the Orangebloods are not a team to be taken lightly.
(-) #18 D.C. Corruption (5-5):
D.C. is heading in the wrong direction with the playoffs on the horizon, they need a win against the Crew badly this week. (K) Matty Bigfoot leads the league with the most FGs made.
(-) #19 Cochabamba Pirates (4-6):
The once mighty keep falling, how far will they fall? They match up well with Omaha, they need to turn their fortunes around quickly or they will not be apart of the playoffs. (WR) Handslike Stickums leads the West with most dropped passes.
(+4) #20 Philadelphia Nightmare (4-6):
After stealing a win from Philly they will need to prepare for one of the best teams in the East. Hopefully they put as much effort into this game as they did in their last.
(-) #21 Mojave Desert Lions (4-6):
Mojave was able to string together a few good wins, but they were not prepared to play the MBPs. They should have little problems getting back on track with their game against the Blues coming up next.
(-) #22 Panthers Syndicate (4-6):
This team has come a long way and put up a good fight against a good team, unfortunately it won't get any easier with the Crush right in front of them. (QB) Dan Marino Jr. has been sacked the league high.
(-) #23 Slaycity Slayers (4-6):
The slayers could not handle the Pain, hopefully they can rebound against a good Hitmen team.
(-4) #24 Philly Cheese Steaks (4-6):
They lost in the battle of the Phillies, but they still have their cheese Steaks and a rebuilding waterloo Bolts too look forward too. (LB) Barney Fife leads the league with most tackles.
(+1) #25 Road House Bandito Longhorns (4-6):
They were no match for the falcons, will they be one for the Goatse?
(-1) #26 College Station Aggies (2-8):
If the Aggies can't snap the leagues highest losing streak they may be looking relegation in the face. (QB) Butt Face Leads the league with the most INTs thrown
(-) #27 Detroit Proletariat (1-9):
This is a very important game for Detroit, the winner of this next game may be saved from relegation.
(+1) #28 Shelby Bearcats (1-9):
If they were able to pull out an upset game against Philly, then Detroit should not be a problem. (CB) Norman Learn leads the East in most INTs.
(+1) #29 Waterloo Bolts (1-9):
The Bolts have a real shot at winning this game, Philly has fallen to weaker opponents before.
(+2) #30 Memphis Blues (1-9):
Though this last game won't completely save them from relegation, at least they don't have to worry about a winless season. (WR) straight baller leads the league with most fumbles.
(-3) #31 Dallas Texans (0-10):
If the Texans can't win this game, then the Coach may really need to self reflect, their next game against Ditka, should finally give them that elusive win that has been kept from them. (CB) Dexter Mauler leads the league with the most KR yards.
(-1) #32 Ditka's Army (1-9):
Ditka's Army needs this win to save themselves from relegation. At least they have a new owner that cares about the team.
A very decisive win against Road House Bandito Longhorns catapult this team to the #1 spot. (G) Thurmun Munson leads the league with the most Pancakes.
(+1) #2 Parsippany PAIN (10-0):
This team is #1 in multiple categories, and blew out there last opponent, unfortunately the Falcons showed them up. Team leads the league in most INTs.
(-2) #3 Columbus Crush (9-1):
The Crush are still a very strong team, but seem to be holding back, or have teams figured out a way to slow them down? QB Pierce Dravz Has thrown for the most yards and TDs.
(-) #4 Tricity Cardinals (8-2):
The Cards made a decent team look bad, hopefully this team won't get too stagnant with the weak competition in front of them. Defense leads the league in fewest passing TDs given up.
(-) #5 Austin Orangebloods (8-2):
The Orangebloods put a decent team away today, proving that you better have your A game when going up against them. (HB) Jaquan-Juan Tomba leads the league with the most rushing TDs
(-) #6 Rocky Mountain Snipers (8-2):
They put away a winless team, let's see if they carry the momentum against Mile High. (CB) Dirty Denny leads the West with the most INTs
(-) #7 Dayton Goatse (7-3):
They shutout a bad team, hopefully they can build some momentum for the Pain coming up here in a few games. (HB) Toronto Hitman 5 Leads the league with the most overall rushing yardage.
(+1) #8 Fortaleza Longhorns (8-2):
The Longhorns were able to steal a win in the second half against an improving Panther team. Hopefully the Longhorns don't forget they have a game against the Aggies before they face off with the Crush.
(+1) #9 Compton Cougars (7-3):
Was a perfect moral boosting game for the Cougars after the Mojave upset, from the previous week.
(+1) #10 Chicago Hitmen (6-4):
The Hitmen proved that they have what it takes after narrowly defeating the evenly matched 195 Defenders. (DE) GOTTA SAK leads the east with the most sacks.
(-3) #11 Omaha BA Mofo's (7-3):
Omaha didn't have what it took to hang with the Orangebloods, they need to regroup and focus on stopping the Pirates high octane passing game. (K) Dick Enright leads the West with most FGs made.
(+3) #12 Mile High Mustangs (7-3):
The Mustangs were able to hold off the Cowbells in a close game, let's see if they can prove that they are the real deal against the Snipers. (DE) Duck McDoogle leads the league with most forced fumbles
(-) #13 Dirty South Brew Crew (5-5):
Dirty proved that they can beat weaker competition, but now will be facing an equally talented team in DC. this game is huge for the Crew to send message that they are for real in the East.
(-) #14 North Shore Sharks (6-4):
the Sharks have picked up some much needed momentum that they will need when they face the Falcons.
(-3) #15 Colony 195 Defenders (4-6):
The Defenders couldn't hold off the hitmen and now will need to hold off the Cardinals if they want a shot in the playoffs. (HB) D D leads the East with most fumbles.
(-) #16 South Park ManBearPigs (5-5):
The MBP's were able to shutout an improving Mojave team, Let's see if they can string together a winning streak consisting of more then 2 games.
(-) #17 More Cowbells (5-5):
The Cowbells need to regroup quickly, the Orangebloods are not a team to be taken lightly.
(-) #18 D.C. Corruption (5-5):
D.C. is heading in the wrong direction with the playoffs on the horizon, they need a win against the Crew badly this week. (K) Matty Bigfoot leads the league with the most FGs made.
(-) #19 Cochabamba Pirates (4-6):
The once mighty keep falling, how far will they fall? They match up well with Omaha, they need to turn their fortunes around quickly or they will not be apart of the playoffs. (WR) Handslike Stickums leads the West with most dropped passes.
(+4) #20 Philadelphia Nightmare (4-6):
After stealing a win from Philly they will need to prepare for one of the best teams in the East. Hopefully they put as much effort into this game as they did in their last.
(-) #21 Mojave Desert Lions (4-6):
Mojave was able to string together a few good wins, but they were not prepared to play the MBPs. They should have little problems getting back on track with their game against the Blues coming up next.
(-) #22 Panthers Syndicate (4-6):
This team has come a long way and put up a good fight against a good team, unfortunately it won't get any easier with the Crush right in front of them. (QB) Dan Marino Jr. has been sacked the league high.
(-) #23 Slaycity Slayers (4-6):
The slayers could not handle the Pain, hopefully they can rebound against a good Hitmen team.
(-4) #24 Philly Cheese Steaks (4-6):
They lost in the battle of the Phillies, but they still have their cheese Steaks and a rebuilding waterloo Bolts too look forward too. (LB) Barney Fife leads the league with most tackles.
(+1) #25 Road House Bandito Longhorns (4-6):
They were no match for the falcons, will they be one for the Goatse?
(-1) #26 College Station Aggies (2-8):
If the Aggies can't snap the leagues highest losing streak they may be looking relegation in the face. (QB) Butt Face Leads the league with the most INTs thrown
(-) #27 Detroit Proletariat (1-9):
This is a very important game for Detroit, the winner of this next game may be saved from relegation.
(+1) #28 Shelby Bearcats (1-9):
If they were able to pull out an upset game against Philly, then Detroit should not be a problem. (CB) Norman Learn leads the East in most INTs.
(+1) #29 Waterloo Bolts (1-9):
The Bolts have a real shot at winning this game, Philly has fallen to weaker opponents before.
(+2) #30 Memphis Blues (1-9):
Though this last game won't completely save them from relegation, at least they don't have to worry about a winless season. (WR) straight baller leads the league with most fumbles.
(-3) #31 Dallas Texans (0-10):
If the Texans can't win this game, then the Coach may really need to self reflect, their next game against Ditka, should finally give them that elusive win that has been kept from them. (CB) Dexter Mauler leads the league with the most KR yards.
(-1) #32 Ditka's Army (1-9):
Ditka's Army needs this win to save themselves from relegation. At least they have a new owner that cares about the team.
