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Demonik Set to Douse Blaze
PHILADELPHIA, pa. - The Philadelphia Inquirer is reporting that Demonik owner Josh2Otter is fully prepared for the upcoming game against the San Diego Blaze and states that "there is no love lost between the Blaze and [Demonik] when the dots take the digital field." Off the field the teams appear to have a competitive yet generally friendly relationship, but everything is dropped when the week comes to play each other. Coming into the game the Demonik hold an all-time record of 2-1 against the Blaze, including playoffs, with the most recent match up going to San Diego; however it appeared to be a bad omen as the Blaze proceeded to play themselves out of the playoffs, losing 4 of their final 6 games to end the season.
Recently, Blaze owner Greenday has even been seen trolling the streets of West Chester (a suburb of Philadelphia) asking random drunk college students who their favorite GLB team is and in return has been ridiculed and mocked incessantly for wearing a Corran Horn jersey that was clearly stained with what could only be described as "mayonnaise." West Chester Police were even called to the seen of a disturbance only to find Greenday living in a cardboard box that he described as a "trophy" given to him by some imaginary person named 'Bort.' This reporter believes that Greenday may have trouble returning to San Diego and preparing for the game against the Demonik due to Greenday's upcoming alcoholism; provoked by good friends and .50cent beers.
Attempts to reach 'bort' were unsuccessful. Attempts to interview Josh2Otter were difficult due to ADD and incoherency.
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