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VegasABD
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A long, long time ago... I can still remember how
That GLB used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance,
That I could make teams in APL glance,
And maybe they'd be happy for a while.
But Season 4 made me shiver,
With every win I did not deliver,
Bad news on the doorstep...
I couldn't take one more step.
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about the new A. I.
But something touched me deep inside,
The day ABD died.

So..Bye, bye good Ole APL Guys
Took my Diamonds to the Africa levee but the levee was dry
And good ol' boys were drinking whisky and rye?
Singing this will be the day that I die
this will be the day that I die

TSE did you write the book of zone
And do you have faith in Bort alone
If DD tells you so

Do you believe in man or zone
Can your center save your QB’s soul
Did you teach your O-Line to block real low

Well I know that you're in awe of him
'Cause I saw you watching him in the gym
You both bought advanced shoes
You need them to not lose

I was a lonely man owning a team
With a roster of forty and a dream
but I knew that I was out of luck
The day the ABD died

I started singin'...
Bye, bye good Ole APL Guys
Took my Diamonds to the Africa levee but the levee was dry
And good ol' boys were drinking whisky and rye?
Singing this will be the day that I die
this will be the day that I die

Now for 6 seasons we've been on our own
Finally got the stadium without a loan
But that's not how it used to be

When Laggo posted like a Drama Queen
The people in the APL can be so mean
In a voice that came from Byang to me

And while Hokie was looking down
The Outlaws stole their APL crown
The Legionnaires began to morn
Their hearts were all torn

While Eterry reads his book on Blitz
SheVegas making people go in fits
Bukka White just sits in the dark
The day ABD died
We were singin'
Bye, bye good Ole APL Guys
Took my Diamonds to the Africa levee but the levee was dry
And good ol' boys were drinking whisky and rye?
Singing this will be the day that I die
this will be the day that I die
 
Joebarber
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Good effort...fail for lack of Djibouti mention
 
Duckfan127
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Originally posted by Joebarber
Fail for lack of Djibouti mention


 
MattyP
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very nice. And DD is in there, although I guess that's probably Digital Daggers?
 
Hornfan93
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nice effort SheVegas and an entertaining read
 
austin.jones
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Haha awesome, I like it
 
kondor
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Good beat, easy enough to dance to. I give it a 7.
 
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Nicely done Vegas...
 
Joebarber
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Originally posted by MattyP
very nice. And DD is in there, although I guess that's probably Digital Daggers?


exactly
 
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lol good stuff
 
BYANG
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Good piece!
 
nolezfan99
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damn, I thought the gift was gonna be a username/pw to a pay porn site... Those are the best gifts
 
Drago
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Did you just write/sing a song to yourself?

Just go have some ribs removed already and work on your flexibility if you're that desperate for attention.
 
VegasABD
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Originally posted by Drago
Did you just write/sing a song to yourself?

Just go have some ribs removed already and work on your flexibility if you're that desperate for attention.


1. Nice straw hat
2. Nice players you have in APL, you must have a great real life going.
3. Since you are a subject of rib removal, and since I do not like you, I will not follow your advice....Enjoy your own HEAD.
 
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Originally posted by SheVegas
Originally posted by Drago

Did you just write/sing a song to yourself?

Just go have some ribs removed already and work on your flexibility if you're that desperate for attention.


1. Nice straw hat
2. Nice players you have in APL, you must have a great real life going.
3. Since you are a subject of rib removal, and since I do not like you, I will not follow your advice....Enjoy your own HEAD.


Thank you for the neat orderly breakdown of your attempt at a thoughtful response.

1. It's a jinxed sombrero. Thanks for noticing.
2. Thanks but I don't have any players in the APL. My real life is great - I'm getting paid right now to speak to a guy a few thousand miles away whose real life consists of manipulating retards.
3. I think that was a pretty failed attempt to take my joke and put it at my expense. Congrats on failing... why don't you go back to crying (singing?) yourself to sleep. No one cares that your failure of team ownership might be disappearing at the end of the season.
 
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