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A video has surfaced tonight showing a missing football player from the Rawk held hostage by the Tusken Raiders.

The Video shown above marks the first person slain in what Raider fans are calling a Tusken Jihad!

"We demand the bloody of the Infidel Rawk players"! one fan yelled as he cheered the release of the shocking video footage!

D3 released statements claiming that the state of Marawko should be and will be whiped off the map come tomorrows game!

COMMANDER CODY DOESN'T DIE

hahaha

slightly disturbing not gonna lie lol

Statement from MaRAWK!!o owner Billsaidsuck:

We will not negotiate with the D3rrorists. The have asked to do unnatural things with our goats. We said no. They have kidnapped one of our players and while we can't confirm that tape, we fear that our motivational speaker may have been beheaded. While we feel this is a travesty of justice, it is nice to know we won't have to pay that guy's salary the rest of the season.

We will seek out and find justice. We have a good feeling that we know where their leader: Mario Batali is hiding along with his henchmen, Giada and Bobby Flay. It should be noted that none of them are Italian, yet act like they are. You can't cover your faces in a video and expect to escape the MaRAWK!!olypse. We are pretty sure Mario is the fat one and Giada is the one with the big rack. Obvioulsy Bobby Flay is the li'l short one.

We are sending out special forces after them now and expect that this situation will be resolved by kick-off of todays game. We considered sending out intelligence finding group out also, but figured they wouldn't find any based on some of the other posts we have seen.



Also: Spaceman Africa, The Most Dangerous Back-up Safety Ever, wants to know what kind of pussy uses a knife for a beheading? Why don't you just throw the ball a little high and over the middle?

hootini!

More on this story after the tonights game

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
More on this story after the tonights game

There will definitely be more, but from a different news source. We are going to lay waste to the entire village of Tuscany. There will be no survivors. It is going to be like Romeo and Juliet except we are going to kill you with malicious intent and then walk away...and no romancing.

Originally posted by cannons call
slightly disturbing not gonna lie lol

Agreed... but someone needs to get laid... And when I say laid, I mean by an actual human girl... not any of those outerspace green looking people.

After the big Tusken win, backhome at Fort Tusken, fans that packed out the arena to watch the game on the big screen stormed center field where life sized Player models of Marawko players were beheaded and burned at the stake!

The Fans cheered there heroes from afar and some claim the ruckus could be heard as far as Marawko!

Media sources claim that all around the city of Tusken anyone who dared wore or spoke highly of Marawko were brutalized and beatdown!

Ownership from the Raider organization told new reporters that everything was done in great fun, and the playeroffs should be interesting! Should the Rawk and Raiders met in the playoffs they can expect much blood and goar!

Oh and GG Marawko

Originally posted by BillSaidSux
Statement from MaRAWK!!o owner Billsaidsuck:

We will not negotiate with the D3rrorists. The have asked to do unnatural things with our goats. We said no.

Also: Spaceman Africa, The Most Dangerous Back-up Safety Ever, wants to know what kind of pussy uses a knife for a beheading? Why don't you just throw the ball a little high and over the middle?


Unnatural thing with goats? Thought this was Africa and not South America?

Maybe Samson "The Thief" Sanders, who played in SA Pro last season, brought it over to the Raiders.

did the vid actually have to ref a real american killed by savage friggin animals???

I feel pretty good. Our QB threw 3 TD's today!

Oh yea: Fix your AI.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=394761&pbp_id=3409109

Ummmm who won?