Coach Billsaidsux press conference
Coach BSS: "I'm going to start by reading a prepared statement here, then I might take a couple of questions from any reporters that are sleeping with me"
"This statement is about important games on our schedule. I know most coaches tell you all games are important, but you know that isn't true. We have some games that we are going to enjoy more than others. Let's get started:
Game 2: Tuscany Raiders - Well, on top of our long standing rivalry with this franchise, they have upped the ante by selling the team to LTD and adding D3. We miss tackling D3 and we miss returning his fumbles for TD's. I can promise this, there will be some posts in the forums before this game as MaRAWK!!o prepares to renew this rivalry with all of it's available powers! We plan on beating the stuffing our of their ravioli and throwing them against the wall until they stick. That is how you know they are done and mark my words....they are done.
Game 4: Casablanca something somethings. Seriously, we represent this part of Africa. We are going to your house and finishing the dismantling of your team. As it turns out, you are the second smartest team in the conference (after Comoros) and you have already started moving your players before the coming MaRAWK!!olypse.
Game 6: Khodu - All out war...with the officials. I anticipate another game totally decided by the officials. Looking forward to it. I have nothing but good things to say about this team. Even if I don't mean them.
Game 9: Ocho Cinco - Your debt is not repayed. You are gonna need a bailout package to make the payments on what we think you owe us. I know we could have gameplanned better and avoided all of this, but you had to take advantage of outsmarting us. You just better have your lunch money near by since we are taking it from you.
Game 16: E'ci - We will implement a new game plan for this game that involves not allowing TD's on offense. It is new and you have never seen it before and it can not be defensed as well as the offense that that allows your defense to continually score against us with.
"OK, I will now answer questions from the rest of the conference. Ask anything you want and my management team and I will answer the question."
"Ask away."
Coach BSS: "I'm going to start by reading a prepared statement here, then I might take a couple of questions from any reporters that are sleeping with me"
"This statement is about important games on our schedule. I know most coaches tell you all games are important, but you know that isn't true. We have some games that we are going to enjoy more than others. Let's get started:
Game 2: Tuscany Raiders - Well, on top of our long standing rivalry with this franchise, they have upped the ante by selling the team to LTD and adding D3. We miss tackling D3 and we miss returning his fumbles for TD's. I can promise this, there will be some posts in the forums before this game as MaRAWK!!o prepares to renew this rivalry with all of it's available powers! We plan on beating the stuffing our of their ravioli and throwing them against the wall until they stick. That is how you know they are done and mark my words....they are done.
Game 4: Casablanca something somethings. Seriously, we represent this part of Africa. We are going to your house and finishing the dismantling of your team. As it turns out, you are the second smartest team in the conference (after Comoros) and you have already started moving your players before the coming MaRAWK!!olypse.
Game 6: Khodu - All out war...with the officials. I anticipate another game totally decided by the officials. Looking forward to it. I have nothing but good things to say about this team. Even if I don't mean them.
Game 9: Ocho Cinco - Your debt is not repayed. You are gonna need a bailout package to make the payments on what we think you owe us. I know we could have gameplanned better and avoided all of this, but you had to take advantage of outsmarting us. You just better have your lunch money near by since we are taking it from you.
Game 16: E'ci - We will implement a new game plan for this game that involves not allowing TD's on offense. It is new and you have never seen it before and it can not be defensed as well as the offense that that allows your defense to continually score against us with.
"OK, I will now answer questions from the rest of the conference. Ask anything you want and my management team and I will answer the question."
"Ask away."
