Verse 1: Passage 1
In ancient times, the Luzitian Dynasty was created. It was created by Luzit, Chinese man from the Yu Lu Dyang terrority in the river of sorrows. He found a wheat stem in his grits which in the olden times was meant to be a fierce warrior of anger. Luzit took the wheat stem to the Temple of Angered God and bestowed it upon a unintelligent monk named Vlady kins. Vlady Kins took the wheat and spoke quietly upon his golden ottoman
"Wheat stem I see. Smells of Grits. You are the chosen one my son. Come, come, to my chamber of fun and meatrolls."
No man has ever known what happened that night in the chamber of fun and meatrolls, but gossip around the town rushed through the night. The monk had found a new son by the name of Luzit.
Verse 2: Passage 2
Luzit was sent on a mission to find a big acreage of land for a new sport that Vlady Kins had created inside his deep, dark chambers. It was called TbJ[, which translated to hit the ball with a foot. This game was suppose to bring Vlady Kins and his people revenue to feed his people and bring prosperity and growth to the Vlady Kins Dynasty.
But Luzit didnt see it that way. Luzit said the chinese people would not spend golden coins for a sport created by a Russian. Yes Vlady Kins was a Russian who took over a small part of China back in the 14th century. So Vlady Kins gave his blessing for it to be called the Luzitian Dynasty, after Luzit. Even though in the Chinese hierachy Vlady Kins is more man than Luzit, Luzit became the owner of the Luzitian Dynasty, while Vlady Kins became his underling.
Verse 3
assage 3
Luzit found a 10 acre land that had not been discovered yet near the Xe river. It was flat and had a lot of nice irragtion. The land was put under the Luzitian Dynasty name in 1415 at the patent office.
But who would make the stadium? In Vlady Kin's plans, the stadium was suppose to be built strong as stone and have a piercing hole so the dragon of china could be seen in the night sky. He rounded a couple of thousand men and headed to the Czech Republic where he would try to put the people in the Czech Republic into slavery and round them back to the Luzitian Dynasty to create their massive and impressive stadium.
Verse 4: Passage 4
In the summer of 1417, Luzit and his men arrived at the borders of present day Czech Republic. He told his men this would be a bloody battle and that the Czech's would use all the force possible to take them down.
On the other side, led by Commander Mithrly Elves, of the 7th Bridage, was a brave hero. He had fought in 18 wars and had defeated Alexander the Great's army a year before. This would be a tough battle, but Commander Mithryl Elves was a war toughen veteran and knew he would prevail.
August 16th, 1417: The first shot was heard around the Czech Republic. Mithrly Elves commanded his army to use capulets to take down Luzit's army. Made of rock, gravel, sand, and human waste, the ammunition were 10 ton boulders, lifted onto capulets.
The first boulder killed 132 of Luzit's soliders. The next one was more devastating, it killed over 200. Luzit's army fought back with hand sized sling shots holding 2 ounce rocks. Luzit's army, like you will see later, never comes prepared for a tough opponent. The army was defeated within a day and Luzit headed back home to China.
Verse 5: Passage 5
Defeated, but not entirely down, Luzit decided to round his own people into slavery and make them build the stadium from stratch. This was a controversial move since most Chinese Dynasty's at that time would use foreign slaves to build their massive empires and monuments. This was a betrayal of the highest form among the Chinese people and they never forgave Luzit for this decision. You could see it in the attendance records in future games that the people were not true genuine fans, but people Luzit had paid off to bring some excitement to his games.
The first layer of stone was laid in 1418. Stone by stone, the workers would reinforce the stone with rice patties and seaweed. This would later on be proved to be a deadly prodecure when part of the stadium fell on Luzit's Dynasties 1423 squad and killed off his whole team during a practice session. That really brought the lawls out in the Czech Republic.
TO BE CONTINUED....
In ancient times, the Luzitian Dynasty was created. It was created by Luzit, Chinese man from the Yu Lu Dyang terrority in the river of sorrows. He found a wheat stem in his grits which in the olden times was meant to be a fierce warrior of anger. Luzit took the wheat stem to the Temple of Angered God and bestowed it upon a unintelligent monk named Vlady kins. Vlady Kins took the wheat and spoke quietly upon his golden ottoman
"Wheat stem I see. Smells of Grits. You are the chosen one my son. Come, come, to my chamber of fun and meatrolls."
No man has ever known what happened that night in the chamber of fun and meatrolls, but gossip around the town rushed through the night. The monk had found a new son by the name of Luzit.
Verse 2: Passage 2
Luzit was sent on a mission to find a big acreage of land for a new sport that Vlady Kins had created inside his deep, dark chambers. It was called TbJ[, which translated to hit the ball with a foot. This game was suppose to bring Vlady Kins and his people revenue to feed his people and bring prosperity and growth to the Vlady Kins Dynasty.
But Luzit didnt see it that way. Luzit said the chinese people would not spend golden coins for a sport created by a Russian. Yes Vlady Kins was a Russian who took over a small part of China back in the 14th century. So Vlady Kins gave his blessing for it to be called the Luzitian Dynasty, after Luzit. Even though in the Chinese hierachy Vlady Kins is more man than Luzit, Luzit became the owner of the Luzitian Dynasty, while Vlady Kins became his underling.
Verse 3
assage 3Luzit found a 10 acre land that had not been discovered yet near the Xe river. It was flat and had a lot of nice irragtion. The land was put under the Luzitian Dynasty name in 1415 at the patent office.
But who would make the stadium? In Vlady Kin's plans, the stadium was suppose to be built strong as stone and have a piercing hole so the dragon of china could be seen in the night sky. He rounded a couple of thousand men and headed to the Czech Republic where he would try to put the people in the Czech Republic into slavery and round them back to the Luzitian Dynasty to create their massive and impressive stadium.
Verse 4: Passage 4
In the summer of 1417, Luzit and his men arrived at the borders of present day Czech Republic. He told his men this would be a bloody battle and that the Czech's would use all the force possible to take them down.
On the other side, led by Commander Mithrly Elves, of the 7th Bridage, was a brave hero. He had fought in 18 wars and had defeated Alexander the Great's army a year before. This would be a tough battle, but Commander Mithryl Elves was a war toughen veteran and knew he would prevail.
August 16th, 1417: The first shot was heard around the Czech Republic. Mithrly Elves commanded his army to use capulets to take down Luzit's army. Made of rock, gravel, sand, and human waste, the ammunition were 10 ton boulders, lifted onto capulets.
The first boulder killed 132 of Luzit's soliders. The next one was more devastating, it killed over 200. Luzit's army fought back with hand sized sling shots holding 2 ounce rocks. Luzit's army, like you will see later, never comes prepared for a tough opponent. The army was defeated within a day and Luzit headed back home to China.
Verse 5: Passage 5
Defeated, but not entirely down, Luzit decided to round his own people into slavery and make them build the stadium from stratch. This was a controversial move since most Chinese Dynasty's at that time would use foreign slaves to build their massive empires and monuments. This was a betrayal of the highest form among the Chinese people and they never forgave Luzit for this decision. You could see it in the attendance records in future games that the people were not true genuine fans, but people Luzit had paid off to bring some excitement to his games.
The first layer of stone was laid in 1418. Stone by stone, the workers would reinforce the stone with rice patties and seaweed. This would later on be proved to be a deadly prodecure when part of the stadium fell on Luzit's Dynasties 1423 squad and killed off his whole team during a practice session. That really brought the lawls out in the Czech Republic.
TO BE CONTINUED....
