Warrior General Games

A) Eat a porcupine while it's still alive.

B) Masturbate in the dead center of Central Park at high noon.

C) Have the music of Mario Bros. constantly cycling over and over in your head for the rest of your life.

I have to go with B, personally

I don't know. They all sound pretty good to me. Can I just masturbate a live porcupine in the middle of Central Park while humming the Mario Bros song? I can't think of a better way to spend a day. And neither can the porcupine.

Originally posted by kcfdx
I don't know. They all sound pretty good to me. Can I just masturbate a live porcupine in the middle of Central Park while humming the Mario Bros song? I can't think of a better way to spend a day. And neither can the porcupine.

Damn I'm gonna miss this league!

I'd rather masturbate an Italian Plumber in the middle of Central Park while humping a porcupine...

But whatever floats your boat.

can i get a handjob from Mario?

I would masturbate to the Mario Brothers beat

can mario and lugi join me in a 4 way with the porcupine in the middle of central park? or maybe we all can run a train on princess

Originally posted by dodohead
I would masturbate to the Mario Brothers beat


Stand clear when he reaches the end and raises the flag.

Originally posted by AZSEAfan
Originally posted by kcfdx

I don't know. They all sound pretty good to me. Can I just masturbate a live porcupine in the middle of Central Park while humming the Mario Bros song? I can't think of a better way to spend a day. And neither can the porcupine.

Damn I'm gonna miss this league!


We'll miss you too. Except for the ass whoopings. I have a feeling there will still be plenty of ass whoopings to go around though.

Originally posted by G.O.D Turner
A) Eat a porcupine while it's still alive.

B) Masturbate in the dead center of Central Park at high noon.

C) Have the music of Mario Bros. constantly cycling over and over in your head for the rest of your life.

I have to go with B, personally

I've already done 2 of these options, so I guess I'll have go with C and get the hat trick.

I don't know if there's room in your head for both Avril Lavigne and the Mario Bros music.

Maybe Avril can make a song out of the Mario bros beat.

I'd rather fuck the mario bros, Masturbate on the porcupine, and then eat him in the middle of central park...num

Originally posted by viperz2k5
Maybe Avril can make a song out of the Mario bros beat.

Why not? She did the Spongebob theme song, lol

Originally posted by AD_MVP
I'd rather fuck the mario bros, Masturbate on the porcupine, and then eat him in the middle of central park...num

I am aroused.

Originally posted by AD_MVP
I'd rather fuck the mario bros, Masturbate on the porcupine, and then eat him in the middle of central park...num

It's all about the special sauce.