Warrior General Games

For all of you who aren't aware of the majesty and wonder that are the Hat Tossers please stop game planning right now. It won't matter. The Tossers are hungry and victories are the only food that will satiate us. Here is a list of things we have done and will continue to do:

Beat NBK in the inaugural season.
Beat Passion in the playoffs.
Left BBB#1 with at least a .500 record against every team we played with the exception of the Vatican City Fighting Popes and Kobenhaven Fighting Birds.
Spread awesomeness all over the BBB forums.
Flamed some of the sorry teams in the lesser BBB leagues.
Forcibly sodomized my offensive coordinator in our inaugural year so badly that he quit.

Here are some things that we plan on changing this season:

Losing games.
Choking in championship games.
Showering.

In a nut shell please hide your children and wives because the Tossers have plans to dominate in Alpha and then smack around the clearly inferior Zeta conference.

Most importantly, it means great game reviews for another season

We do continue to forcibly sodomize the ex OC. Quitting didn't help.

On a side note, why IS zeta conference always so weak? Is it planned like that?

Originally posted by uvaman9
Most importantly, it means great game reviews for another season

Yes to this.

Ummm, mere? Just to clarify...that means you will or won't be showering THIS season? My players couldn't tell a difference in your aroma before/after the game...

EDIT:

NtropiK, I believe the Zeta teams are missing what the French call that certain "je ne sais quoi", and the rest of the world refers to as "The Awesomeness Factor". They simply don't have it. That's why Alpha teams smash them time after time after time after...yeah.

I'm glad I still have a player in this conference after all -- this makes my day.

Zeta in the house!!!!

F that, we will see week one how the Alpha vs Zeta thing goes

With a thread title of "Why your butt hurts" and multiple statements of male sodomy throughout the discussion, is a name change pending?

..................Ingolstadt Salad Tossers.....................

I keeeed...I keeeeeed.

Originally posted by ufgatorbait
..................Ingolstadt Salad Tossers.....................


"Do you like your salad tossed with syrup or jelly?"

Come on....I know someone knows what the hell I am referring to

Chris Rock......... And that is a FUNNY bit...

Originally posted by ufgatorbait
With a thread title of "Why your butt hurts" and multiple statements of male sodomy throughout the discussion, is a name change pending?

..................Ingolstadt Salad Tossers.....................

I keeeed...I keeeeeed.



I see you are from BBB#2. Perhaps that explains your lack of awesomeness. Glad to see that you are in Alpha. It will be fun to humble you.

Here in Ingolstadt we believe that sodomy whether forcible or otherwise builds character. We plan on building a lot of character here in WE A#1.

Yeah, and they all had to get sodomized to make the roster--part of the hazing ritual over there in Tosserland. That's why they're so intent on dishing it out in return...payback is a bitch!

I totally made that salad tossers joke 2 seasons ago... and I totally concur with all the awesomeness that is being tossed around this forum.. pun intended. Tossers go 20-0 imo.. only losing 1 scrimmage to the newly revamped stallyns

Originally posted by Rygar
I totally made that salad tossers joke 2 seasons ago... and I totally concur with all the awesomeness that is being tossed around this forum.. pun intended. Tossers go 20-0 imo.. only losing 1 scrimmage to the newly revamped stallyns

It would be an honor to scrimmage the Stallyns. tbh, there is no better sister city in any league, and no team more stuffed full of awesome than West Seattle.

Originally posted by mcgovern10
Yeah, and they all had to get sodomized to make the roster--part of the hazing ritual over there in Tosserland. That's why they're so intent on dishing it out in return...payback is a bitch!

Blood in, blood out.

Originally posted by merenoise
For all of you who aren't aware of the majesty and wonder that are the Hat Tossers please stop game planning right now. It won't matter. The Tossers are hungry and victories are the only food that will satiate us. Here is a list of things we have done and will continue to do:

Beat NBK in the inaugural season.
Beat Passion in the playoffs.
Left BBB#1 with at least a .500 record against every team we played with the exception of the Vatican City Fighting Popes and Kobenhaven Fighting Birds.
Spread awesomeness all over the BBB forums.
Flamed some of the sorry teams in the lesser BBB leagues.
Forcibly sodomized my offensive coordinator in our inaugural year so badly that he quit.

Here are some things that we plan on changing this season:

Losing games.
Choking in championship games.
Showering.

In a nut shell please hide your children and wives because the Tossers have plans to dominate in Alpha and then smack around the clearly inferior Zeta conference.

Was WEBBB2 the only league in the game without a guy like this? Think we were happy where we were

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................










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