Girl: "May I ask what brought you here?"
Guy: "Some fuck named John Hughes."
Girl: "Sixteen Candles, John Hughes?"
Guy: "You know that guy, too? That fuckin' guy. He made this flick Sixteen Candles. Not bad. There's tits in it, but no bush, but Ebert over here don't give a shit about that kind of thing 'cause he's, like, all in love with this John Hughes guy. He goes out and rents, like, every one of his movies. fuckin' Breakfast Club, where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. fuckin' Weird Science, where this chick wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't 'cause it's a PG movie. And then, Pretty in Pink, which I can't even watch with this tubby bitch anymore, 'cause every time we get to the part where the redhead hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit. And there's nothing worse than watchin' a fuckin' fat man weep... See, all these movies take place in a town called Shermer, in Illinois. And there's all this fine bush running around, and we could kick all the dude's asses because they're all whiney pussies. Except Judd Nelson - he was harsh. But best of all, there was no one selling weed. So I says to ****** ***, Man, we could live phat if we were the blunt-connection in Shermer, Illinois! So we collected some cash we were owed, and caught a bus. But when we got here, you know what we found out? There is no Shermer in Illinois. What kind of shit is that?! fucking movies are bullshit!"
Guy: "Some fuck named John Hughes."
Girl: "Sixteen Candles, John Hughes?"
Guy: "You know that guy, too? That fuckin' guy. He made this flick Sixteen Candles. Not bad. There's tits in it, but no bush, but Ebert over here don't give a shit about that kind of thing 'cause he's, like, all in love with this John Hughes guy. He goes out and rents, like, every one of his movies. fuckin' Breakfast Club, where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. fuckin' Weird Science, where this chick wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't 'cause it's a PG movie. And then, Pretty in Pink, which I can't even watch with this tubby bitch anymore, 'cause every time we get to the part where the redhead hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit. And there's nothing worse than watchin' a fuckin' fat man weep... See, all these movies take place in a town called Shermer, in Illinois. And there's all this fine bush running around, and we could kick all the dude's asses because they're all whiney pussies. Except Judd Nelson - he was harsh. But best of all, there was no one selling weed. So I says to ****** ***, Man, we could live phat if we were the blunt-connection in Shermer, Illinois! So we collected some cash we were owed, and caught a bus. But when we got here, you know what we found out? There is no Shermer in Illinois. What kind of shit is that?! fucking movies are bullshit!"