Warrior General Games

. Pangani Peckerwoods v. Tanzania Mountaineers
No surprises that these two are in this spot. Both have top offenses and defenses... but I expect that we'll be seeing both teams score 30+ each in a exciting fight.

Good luck guys
and probably good luck to both of you in AAA as I'd say it's likely you'll both get promoted. The question is... who moves up with the hardware in hand?

Speaking from Elephant Conference, I'd prefer to see the P'woods in the League Championships. I'm just saying.

Originally posted by Denman
Speaking from Elephant Conference, I'd prefer to see the P'woods in the League Championships. I'm just saying.

You want to face the best.
Can't say I blame you after playing all those gut jobs. Did your coordinators even do any work this year?

We already got the GP set for the championship game against the Peckers. We are bringing in a specialist that will null the rushing ability of Hamburger Pimp.

Here he is
http://images.google.com/images?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS312&=&q=hamburglar&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Originally posted by biznil
Originally posted by Denman

Speaking from Elephant Conference, I'd prefer to see the P'woods in the League Championships. I'm just saying.

You want to face the best.
Can't say I blame you after playing all those gut jobs. Did your coordinators even do any work this year?


Well if that was the case (and from a pure numbers standpoint), would he want to then face the Team A with the #2 Overall Offense and #4 Overall Defense or would he want to face Team B whom has the #7 Overall Offense and the #5 Overall Defense. Also from that same standpoint, would he prefer facing a team that is extremely hard to gameplan (i.e. balanced offense) or a team that will live or die by the hands of one player? Furthermore, would he like to see a game where the potential of 100+ points scored between the two teams is better then the potential of seeing his team only get 40 plays all game to beat a team that rushes the ball 60 times in an attempt to limit the scoring?



Either way, I am fairly confident I would like the league championship game to have the 2 best teams in the league face off and about 7pm EST time tomorrow we will know who those 2 teams are. Currently, I am thinking about trying to see if we cant emulate your AI and gameplan and just see who is the better rusher Dash or Pimp. As I am sure if Dash got the ball as many times as Pimp did he would have more yardage and a better average.

Your QB has 25 more attempts than ours. You really have passed a shit load more than us.

How is this for balance.

You sell out to the run....You lose

You sell out to the pass....You lose

It's 50/50. Go flip a coin and grab your ankles

Originally posted by jrockk33
Your QB has 25 more attempts than ours. You really have passed a shit load more than us.

How is this for balance.

You sell out to the run....You lose

You sell out to the pass....You lose

It's 50/50. Go flip a coin and grab your ankles

yeah and that QB you refer to has only been in on about 70% of the offensive plays this season. We kinda employ a 2 QB offense as opposed to your one low level guy. I believe the same could be said to you except I can actually back it up with both rushing stats and passing stats, and not just rushing stats and a few throws. We will see after tomorrow's game whose grabbing whose ankles.

As they say this isn't our first rodeo, we have been here now twice in about half as many seasons as your team (whether you owned them that long or not).

I am not shit talking I am just saying that I am glad I am gameplanning your team and not having to gameplan my team, which is how I took Denman's above post.

Originally posted by haymondjunior

As they say this isn't our first rodeo, we have been here now twice in about half as many seasons as your team (whether you owned them that long or not).

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For clarification -
Season 5 was just level 1 slowbuilders & Pimp
We've only been really trying for two and made playoffs twice
And it's not like we just started playing this game anyway

Originally posted by haymondjunior

I am just saying that I am glad I am gameplanning your team and not having to gameplan my team

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Same thing every game, but yet we finished first in Lion.
I'd hate to gameplan against us as you know what's comin and know you can't stop the shinin!!!

It's the Lion Championship Game. Have some African pride.

Pimp for clarification, I was talking about going to the conference finals twice not just making the playoffs twice. Hell, we dont even know how it feels to not make the playoffs. For further clarification, you finished first by beating us by a missed fg (one of only 3 all season long), and losing to a team we destroyed 47-7. I hope you guys are coming with something new as we will be looking to limit the Pimps carries, which isnt any surprise.

Originally posted by biznil
Originally posted by Denman

Speaking from Elephant Conference, I'd prefer to see the P'woods in the League Championships. I'm just saying.

You want to face the best.
Can't say I blame you after playing all those gut jobs. Did your coordinators even do any work this year?


Speaking of gut jobs, while not all CPU's lets look at Pimp's rushing numbers. Over half of Pimp's yards came in 5 games against 5 teams with a combined record of 12-68 with one being a CPU. Kinda overstating his greatness aren't you.

Pimp and Pagani seem to have it as a foregone conclusion that they are the league champs already. I would not be surprised one bit to see MaRAWK!!o or E'ci hoisting hardware this season.

A few easily found stats for you.

Team---------------Pass Off--------Rush Off-------Pass Def------Rush D
E'ci---------------------1st---------------16th-------------2nd-------------1st
Mountainers---------3rd----------------4th-------------6th--------------7th
MaRAWK!!o----------7th----------------3rd-------------1st--------------2nd
Pagani---------------20th---------------2nd-------------3rd--------------4th

Elephant teams are no pushovers.

Originally posted by haymondjunior
For further clarification, you finished first by beating us by a missed fg (one of only 3 all season long)

For even further clarification - our kicker missed a damn XP that game. If we're talking missed kicks, then if we make that one - it doesn't come down to a field goal anyway

You know - you can pull out all the stats you want. You can sit there and make excuses why you lost.
Hell - you may win tomorrow... May win the whole league.... You may go down as one of the best teams in the history of this game...

But when all is said and done, someone like Rex Dash is gonna sit down with his kid one day, tell him all about Daddy's GLB exploits..and the youngin is still going to be most impressed by the fact his Daddy had the honor of being outrun by the GREAT ONE himself - Hamburger Pimp. Can you dig it?

Now this is what its all about....

Someone calling someones kid out...

Someone saying their kicker sucks...

I'd sucker punch your momma's vagina... Thats the spirit boys...

Originally posted by gearhead

I'd sucker punch your momma's vagina... Thats the spirit boys...


word son, i'll second that

touche sir Pimp on the kicker point!

I guess my point was missed though, our loss came by 3 points your loss came by 11 points to a team we beat by 40 points. Suffice it to say, maybe the sim just screwed us both once this season. I do so look forward to our game tomorrow as I imagine its going to be a good one to watch on the pbp, regardless of outcome!