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Aholewanker
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Have you ever wondered if your mother gave your father a blowjob before kissing you goodnight?
 
scoran
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Originally posted by Aholewanker
Have you ever wondered if your mother gave your father a blowjob before kissing you goodnight?


Not until now. Thanks for that.

Worse, those nights you spent at Grandma and Grandpa's, now get that visual when she licked her lips before kissing you goodnight.

You suck for this. I will be having nightmares for a month!!!
 
djaco
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bighookworm
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That was wrong! Well, for most people. I grew up with a single mom.
 
we ballin
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I just threw up i think.....
 
Slick25
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Looks like I won't be sleeping for awhile... or even just shutting my eyes for that matter.
 
tramiken
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Originally posted by bighookworm
That was wrong! Well, for most people. I grew up with a single mom.


worse could have happened w/ someone who wasnt your father
 
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Dad, hey dad...........hey dad, is that you,......................... uncle bob?
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Horns46
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You ever wondered if your mom secretly wished she would have swallowed you?
 
scoran
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Originally posted by Horns46
You ever wondered if your mom secretly wished she would have swallowed you?



Many moms swallowed me, but not mine.
 
Horns46
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Originally posted by scoran
Originally posted by Horns46

You ever wondered if your mom secretly wished she would have swallowed you?



Many moms swallowed me, but not mine.


Wake up...it's time for work! Dreams are a great escape from reality huh scoran. Ha!
 
scoran
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Don't make me come to you and sh!t in your mouth!!!!
 
Horns46
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Better bring a friend or 10 cuz you will need help removing your head from your ass.
 
scoran
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F#$ker!!!
 
erknjerk
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Better that or a rim job? Can anyone tell if there mom was a lesbian?
 
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