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BigCowboysFan
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(San Juan) - The San Juan Cabelleros broke a two game skid last week and this week with a dominating win over the Red Communists they started a two game winning streak. The Cabelleros face a rough road ahead, but they appear poised to do well all the way into the playoffs. This team has high hopes this year as they plan to make travel plans for the South American Title Game this year.

Yesterday against the Red Communists the offense was clicking and the defense was dominating.

The defensive unit held Red Communists to just over 3 yards per pass attempt and less than 2 yards per carry.

The offensive side of the ball was lead by the Cabelleros leading rusher and "the new guy" at quarterback. Rush MaGruder had 96 yards on the ground with two touchdowns. John Cash led the attack through the air racking up close to 200 yards and two touchdowns as well. Let's not forget the wide receiver corps that had Peter Dunn leading the charge with 61 yards and two scores. We caught up with Cabelleros quarterback after the game, "Well, I just did what I could today to help the team get the win. I like to locker room here and unlike most teams I've been on when someone has a bad game it is not about 'fix this or fix that' its all about 'we'll get 'em next game.' But, I tell ya, that I couldn't have done anything at all today if it weren't for one of the best fullbacks in the game in Rock and a mauling offensive line."

Right you are John Cash. That offensive line was mauling today as Matt Whitey alone racked up 13 pancakes during the game.

The San Juan Cabelleros have just expanded seating and made a small increase in ticket prices. These are good moves as there is a general 'buzz' in the area about these Cabelleros. The team is making great strides and appears to be ready to step up in the playoffs. The fans are strong in showing their support as they have been selling out every game they've played.

Coming up next: A home game against the Carolina Wildcats.
 
wizardplow
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Arguably the gayest post I've ever read on this forum? And WTF make believe quotes. Go out and get laid or something. DOUCHE
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Steelyeye
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Ok, whats up Gandalf? Did your elf warrior get owned last night is your D&D game?
 
Firenze
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Originally posted by wizardplow
Arguably the gayest post I've ever read on this forum? And WTF make believe quotes. Go out and get laid or something. DOUCHE


Talk about sore loser. Might wanna actually start performing before you talk smack.
 
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HEY FAGS. Good job you won a simulated computer football game. Now maybe you guys can have a simulated party over the internet. Drink some simulated beer and cap it off with a simulated gay orgy romp in the team San Juan showers.
 
manadilla
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haha, this is some funny stuff. who the hell takes the time to write a fake press release on a SIMULATED football game. So what, yea we got our asses handed to us and you guys could possibly win the championship. Then what? You guys will go out and brag to your friends on how you have a picture of a trophy by your name. Let me know how that works out as a pickup line and tell me if she is impressed on how great of a build your football player is.
 
Firenze
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Originally posted by Firenze

Talk about sore loser. Might wanna actually start performing before you talk smack.


 
redunion
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Considering this is called a MMORPG maybe this guy gets into the game more that others, has anyone looked at the team owned by MR. ULLA imagine the amount of money he spent, also this is an okay article, but you need to calm down he likes the game and likes to write there is a forum called press release and he writes a press release in it and you bash him, how nice.
 
l0ki
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I like the two nerds trash talking on a forum.

hey pretend they party and get shitfaced but really sit at home twiddling their dicks and wathcing elf porn

SCORE
 
wizardplow
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just wanted to reiterate how gay this post is. REALLY GAY
 


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