Celebrity picks this week. This week's picks were made by....I will let you guess. 
Week 12
Hell Valley Snow Monkeys (8-3) at Brutal Deluxe (4-7)
The Monkeys are not the only answer, but they make a difference. Snow Monkeys by 17.
Hakone Heroes (9-2) at Cambodia Mountain Men (11-0)
It took a lot of blood, sweat and tears to get to where the Mountain Men are, but they have just begun. Today they begin in earnest the work of making sure that the world we leave young Cambodians is just a little bit better than the one we inhabit today. Mountain Men by 13.
Manila Cyberballers (0-11) at Ho Chi Minh Hookers (2-9)
The Hookers are so overexposed, they’re making Paris Hilton look like a recluse. Hookers by 20.
Algeria Addiction (8-3) at Phuket Water Dragons (2-9)
Let's face it, the Dragons presence on this stage is pretty unlikely. Addiction by 35.
Tibet Psychonauts (5-6) at Pingree Grove Pits (1-10)
Pingree Grove didn't see the weapons of mass destruction at the time, they didn't think there was an imminent threat from the Psychonauts. Psychonauts by 24.
Manila Death Squad (4-7) at Seoul Men (3-8)
These two teams are walking down the right path and if they’re willing to keep walking, eventually they will make it to 500. Death Squad by 6.
Manila Pack (5-6) at Sumatra Sting (11-0)
The Sting are trying to internalize this idea of excellence. Not all folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent. Sting by 17.
New Jersey Beaver Hunters (5-6) at Surabaya Poison Dart Frogs (10-1)
One of the things that the Beaver Hunters have to change in their game is the idea that people cannot win without challenging each other's character and jumping ability. Frogs by 24.
Tibetan Drunk Monks (5-6) at Bandar Seri Begawan Marauders (6-5)
That's silly talk... the Monks need to learn to just put their socks on the hamper. Marauders by 6.
The Manila Guerrillas (7-4) at Garut Fire Horses (4-7)
But as challenging as the Horses are it’s not the magnitude of their problems that concerns me the most, it is the smallness of their number of wins. Guerrillas by 10.
Georgetown United (8-3) at Hanoi Hot Karls (1-10)
I don't understand how you could have a situation where you've got several days' notice of an enormous ass whooping in Hanoi, you know that the Hot Karls are 6 feet below sea level. ... The notion that you don't have good plans in place just does not make sense, United by 35.
Shanghai Shadow Dragons (5-6) at Malaysian Madness (10-1)
The Dragons can rattle their sabers all they want but, realistically, they don't have troops for an invasion and surgical strikes aren't going to work. Madness by 28.
Lea Lea Furniture (10-1) at Midway Maulers (3-8)
Lea Lea has the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that SEA AA#1 has a place for him, too. Furniture by 35.
Shanghai Cheetahs (10-1) at Palembang Tigers (9-2)
These two are real enemies in the world. These enemies must be found. They must be pursued and they must be defeated. Cheetahs by 6.
Kailua Tigers (0-11) at Peking Stampede (0-11)
We may not agree on the point spread, but surely we can agree on reducing the number of unwanted bad teams in this league. Tigers by 14.
Arctic Avalanche (7-4) at Taipei Yonghe soybean milk (3-8)
In the end, this is what this game is about. Do we participate in a game of cynicism or a game of playoff hopes? Avalanche by 14.
Week 12
Hell Valley Snow Monkeys (8-3) at Brutal Deluxe (4-7)
The Monkeys are not the only answer, but they make a difference. Snow Monkeys by 17.
Hakone Heroes (9-2) at Cambodia Mountain Men (11-0)
It took a lot of blood, sweat and tears to get to where the Mountain Men are, but they have just begun. Today they begin in earnest the work of making sure that the world we leave young Cambodians is just a little bit better than the one we inhabit today. Mountain Men by 13.
Manila Cyberballers (0-11) at Ho Chi Minh Hookers (2-9)
The Hookers are so overexposed, they’re making Paris Hilton look like a recluse. Hookers by 20.
Algeria Addiction (8-3) at Phuket Water Dragons (2-9)
Let's face it, the Dragons presence on this stage is pretty unlikely. Addiction by 35.
Tibet Psychonauts (5-6) at Pingree Grove Pits (1-10)
Pingree Grove didn't see the weapons of mass destruction at the time, they didn't think there was an imminent threat from the Psychonauts. Psychonauts by 24.
Manila Death Squad (4-7) at Seoul Men (3-8)
These two teams are walking down the right path and if they’re willing to keep walking, eventually they will make it to 500. Death Squad by 6.
Manila Pack (5-6) at Sumatra Sting (11-0)
The Sting are trying to internalize this idea of excellence. Not all folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent. Sting by 17.
New Jersey Beaver Hunters (5-6) at Surabaya Poison Dart Frogs (10-1)
One of the things that the Beaver Hunters have to change in their game is the idea that people cannot win without challenging each other's character and jumping ability. Frogs by 24.
Tibetan Drunk Monks (5-6) at Bandar Seri Begawan Marauders (6-5)
That's silly talk... the Monks need to learn to just put their socks on the hamper. Marauders by 6.
The Manila Guerrillas (7-4) at Garut Fire Horses (4-7)
But as challenging as the Horses are it’s not the magnitude of their problems that concerns me the most, it is the smallness of their number of wins. Guerrillas by 10.
Georgetown United (8-3) at Hanoi Hot Karls (1-10)
I don't understand how you could have a situation where you've got several days' notice of an enormous ass whooping in Hanoi, you know that the Hot Karls are 6 feet below sea level. ... The notion that you don't have good plans in place just does not make sense, United by 35.
Shanghai Shadow Dragons (5-6) at Malaysian Madness (10-1)
The Dragons can rattle their sabers all they want but, realistically, they don't have troops for an invasion and surgical strikes aren't going to work. Madness by 28.
Lea Lea Furniture (10-1) at Midway Maulers (3-8)
Lea Lea has the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that SEA AA#1 has a place for him, too. Furniture by 35.
Shanghai Cheetahs (10-1) at Palembang Tigers (9-2)
These two are real enemies in the world. These enemies must be found. They must be pursued and they must be defeated. Cheetahs by 6.
Kailua Tigers (0-11) at Peking Stampede (0-11)
We may not agree on the point spread, but surely we can agree on reducing the number of unwanted bad teams in this league. Tigers by 14.
Arctic Avalanche (7-4) at Taipei Yonghe soybean milk (3-8)
In the end, this is what this game is about. Do we participate in a game of cynicism or a game of playoff hopes? Avalanche by 14.
