NORTH BY GAWD TEXAS TORNADO HUMPERS (10-0) at ALLEN CPU ZEPHYRS (2-8)
Humpers 255-0 because LA softened them up.
ACTUAL: HUMPERS 212-0
RENO MARAUDERS (5-5) at OMAHA INVADERS (0-10)
Omaha will come back and thrash us all in a couple of seasons after weathering this ungodly storm. As for now, Reno piles on to get above 500 and stay in the hunt for a playoff spot
RENO - 112-20
ACTUAL: RENO 116-0
LOS ANGELES MAJORS (7-3) at RIDERS ON THE STORM (1-9)
Joseph Heller's favorite team look sto keep pace in the home playoff chase. Riders look more like the trail than the rider.
Major Major Major goes into the ring of honor at halftime.
LOS ANGELES 124-0
ACTUAL: LA with the only max of the season (right?) 255-0
BAY AREA BASTARDS 2.0 (1-9) at FRESNO FIRE (8-2)
Sammy Davis may think so, but the Candyman CAN'T in this matchup. Season 8 on the plate for the fatherless footballers.
FRESNO 158-7
ACTUAL - FIRE burns brightly 111-6
JACKTOWN SMACKDOWN (8-2) at OLYMPIA DOLLAR NINETY NINES (6-4)
BIG GAME. Jacktown stumbled early, has feasted on lesser teams and gotten things done against the MAvs, Sonics and most recently Reno and is winging the ball all over the yard. Olympia has a pretty tough schedule all the way out and will have to fight hard to keep their playoff spot. I am completely re-writing my pick from here on. Probably will f it up just like a standardized test, but Oly's roster is whispering to me. A little more in the way of depth, Jacktown's top level guard has been inactive for 3 weeks, a couple of lowever level guys tucked into defense...
OLYMPIA packs things a little tighter at the top 34-33
ACTUAL: Told you first instinct was right - JACKTOWN 27-10
SAN JOSE CHUPACABRA (4-6) at CINCINNATI CPU STALLIONS (2-8)
San Jose is in the first game of their playoff drive - 3 that shoudl be cake-walks, key battles vs Oly and LA & then NBGTx. Cinci smells as bad as an Ohio River catfish that has been lying in the August sun for a week.
VIVA LAS CHUPACABRAS! 128 - 3
ACTUAL: SAN JOSE 69-3, claro que si.
THE MILITIA MINUTE MEN (2-8) at PONTIAC WAR KITTENS (8-2)
Even at full troop strength the Minute Men are going to get chewed up by Pontiac. Time to make an orederly withdrawal and fight another season.
The Michigan Meow-litia overruns the defenses - 135-10
ACTUAL: PONTIAC but much closer than expected 49-17
Good luck all except Allen
(I know, a horrific play on words)
6-1 this week. hAPPY jACKTOWN?
Humpers 255-0 because LA softened them up.
ACTUAL: HUMPERS 212-0
RENO MARAUDERS (5-5) at OMAHA INVADERS (0-10)
Omaha will come back and thrash us all in a couple of seasons after weathering this ungodly storm. As for now, Reno piles on to get above 500 and stay in the hunt for a playoff spot
RENO - 112-20
ACTUAL: RENO 116-0
LOS ANGELES MAJORS (7-3) at RIDERS ON THE STORM (1-9)
Joseph Heller's favorite team look sto keep pace in the home playoff chase. Riders look more like the trail than the rider.
Major Major Major goes into the ring of honor at halftime.
LOS ANGELES 124-0
ACTUAL: LA with the only max of the season (right?) 255-0
BAY AREA BASTARDS 2.0 (1-9) at FRESNO FIRE (8-2)
Sammy Davis may think so, but the Candyman CAN'T in this matchup. Season 8 on the plate for the fatherless footballers.
FRESNO 158-7
ACTUAL - FIRE burns brightly 111-6
JACKTOWN SMACKDOWN (8-2) at OLYMPIA DOLLAR NINETY NINES (6-4)
BIG GAME. Jacktown stumbled early, has feasted on lesser teams and gotten things done against the MAvs, Sonics and most recently Reno and is winging the ball all over the yard. Olympia has a pretty tough schedule all the way out and will have to fight hard to keep their playoff spot. I am completely re-writing my pick from here on. Probably will f it up just like a standardized test, but Oly's roster is whispering to me. A little more in the way of depth, Jacktown's top level guard has been inactive for 3 weeks, a couple of lowever level guys tucked into defense...
OLYMPIA packs things a little tighter at the top 34-33
ACTUAL: Told you first instinct was right - JACKTOWN 27-10
SAN JOSE CHUPACABRA (4-6) at CINCINNATI CPU STALLIONS (2-8)
San Jose is in the first game of their playoff drive - 3 that shoudl be cake-walks, key battles vs Oly and LA & then NBGTx. Cinci smells as bad as an Ohio River catfish that has been lying in the August sun for a week.
VIVA LAS CHUPACABRAS! 128 - 3
ACTUAL: SAN JOSE 69-3, claro que si.
THE MILITIA MINUTE MEN (2-8) at PONTIAC WAR KITTENS (8-2)
Even at full troop strength the Minute Men are going to get chewed up by Pontiac. Time to make an orederly withdrawal and fight another season.
The Michigan Meow-litia overruns the defenses - 135-10
ACTUAL: PONTIAC but much closer than expected 49-17
Good luck all except Allen
(I know, a horrific play on words)
6-1 this week. hAPPY jACKTOWN?
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