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MaRAWK!!o (perhaps a little giddy from the win over happy hour and the win over Happy Hour) would like to announce open tryouts for the MaRAWK!!ettes.

You may have images of the Rockettes of Radio City Music Hall...forget all that. You can't spell MaRAWK!!o without RAWK, so we are looking for some skanky ladies. The operative word being ladies...and skanky.

Does your mom like Great White? Does she still have that long sleeve short dress with the lace shroud over it? Does she have a way to pay for her meth? If your answers are yes, but no, then our answer is YES! YES! YES!

Wait...your moms don't know how to dance? Please! how do you think single moms pay for formula? Tips princess!

Between you and I, the goats we currently use have done a great job keeping the grass on the field trimmed, but we are pretty sure that if we just start calling them "field personnel" they will be fine. Honestly, we only pay them with grass, so they are pretty laid back.

So if your mom likes Great White, meth and grass. Tryouts are tomorrow at 11:00 am. If that is too early, then second tryouts are at 6:30 pm. Ladies?

Seriously though..I'm starting the MaRAWK!!ettes. If you want to dance with our ladies, let me know. If you think your mom wants to dance with our ladies, let me know. If you know a lady that wants to dance with our ladies, let me know. Teeth optional and fabric is cheap!

Roster of the MaRAWK!!ettes:
1. D3's mom. I haven't talked to him, but seriously...you know it.

I just got off the phone with D3's mom, its official!

C'mon everybody! We need support. I'm guessing Chris Custer's mom is also in.

BTW: D3's mom may be the biggest signing we have had as a franchise. End of Story.

I support single moms myself!
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Unfortunately my mom still is working on putting away christmas decorations... she'll get back to you

I love it

Heh heh he said keeping the grass on the field trimmed......

Originally posted by techiejacket
Heh heh he said keeping the grass on the field trimmed......

As long as there is grass on the field then play ball, but then again if there is no grass on the field then turn her over and play in the mudd. i mean yeah what techiejacket said

Originally posted by Puzy Pounder
Originally posted by techiejacket

Heh heh he said keeping the grass on the field trimmed......

As long as there is grass on the field then play ball, but then again if there is no grass on the field then turn her over and play in the mudd. i mean yeah what techiejacket said

just make sure you have your raincoat with you as it will make clean up easier

Originally posted by haymondjunior


just make sure you have your raincoat with you as it will make clean up easier

clean-up easier? When you need baby power to find the wet spot... its a messy situation no matter what.

Look - this discussion is off track. Who should be part of the MaRAWK!!ettes? That is the answer we are trying to solve.

Originally posted by BillSaidSux
Look - this discussion is off track. Who should be part of the MaRAWK!!ettes? That is the answer we are trying to solve.

Well it obviously comes to mind.... what about some of your better looking goats? Can they dance?

You could prolly get Spears. Shes pretty cheap these days.

i am sure you could always if it was a last resort call up taha's mom. i am sure for the right price she will come to your corner i mean, field

Alright! Now we are talking!

Updated roster:
D3's mom
Taha's Mom - (edit: fired)
jayden's mom
Stacy's mom

im on strike if you get taha's mom that bitch should be killed for producing such a cock sucker. she deserves a uterine punch.