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Week 8 TOP 10 POWER RANKINGS

1. Botswana Brownie Eaters
2. Nairobi Warthogs
3. Cairo Mummy Warriors
4. Ethiopia Devils
5. Alexandria Greats
6. TORO'S TEXANS
7. Niger Mambas
8. Uganda Headhunters
9. Gunston Drunks
10. Algeria Tigers

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TOP THREATS

Comoros - Xavier Richardson - QB

The Crocs have always been a strong passing team and they have seen there share of great QB's come and go. The X-man is just the current star stubbed QB doing big things on a struggling Croc team! Maybe the X-man can be the X-factor in helping the Crocs return to there glory days!

Greats - Jimmy Morrison - QB

Morrison has continued to shine week in/week out. Big Jim is a leader in the Greats lockerroom and should come up big for them in the upcoming weeks with so many big games on the horizen!

Cairo - Joe Montana 16 - QB

In the pre-season who would of predicted Cairo to be doing as well as they have been doing thus far? Cairo continues to impress each time they take the field and there General leds the charge!

Vikings - Jimmy "The Flash" Williams - WR

Yet another star stuck on a lossing team, this guy is quickly becoming the leagues new FredEx! Quick feet and great hands have this star on top of the recieving yards chart!

TORO'S - Limas Limas Sweed - WR

This Texas Star has proven that Texas boosts more steers then queers! He is a top notch WR and a serious threat for defenses to (KEYWORD) try and stop! One of the greats!

Mambas - Grezbor Quam - RB

While some could say this feature back has been a pawner of noobs, the fact remains hes a talented superstar that demands attention! This is the 2nd season in a row that Quam has been on top of the rushing charts in Africa AAA and some said he was better then Ricky Runn last year! He sure does carry the flag when it comes to RBs in the league there is no question!

Greats - Dirty Dirt Diggler - RB

While D3 started the season off slow hes slowly picking up pace. This has silent season for the cocky star yet sources in the D3 camp say with him leading the league in TD's could open the door up for d3 style antics!

BBE - Flex Jetson - RB

The fact of BBE, this back proved to be a force last season and continues to please the crowds that flock to Brownie Stadium! Flex is the real deal, fast and furious!

Terror - Tanner Maxwell - DE

What can be said about the living legend Maxwell other then WHO's NEXT? This of course has proven to be a rough season for Tanner with recent rule changes within the league designed to protect QBs from monsters like Tanner, but this guy still gets it done! If you ain't learned by now this guy is a force, he holds damn near every sack record every made in Africa AA#3 and everyone should be in line to get his autograph and watch him play!

Greats - Oliver Klozov - DE

Yet another studd at the DE position. This guy has one thing in mind dethrowning the current sack leader of his thrown! Watch out for this guy as you can bet your life QB's are!

Lima - Junk Yard Dawg - CB

JYD has pulled in 6 picks this season and seems to be a lock in for what a shutdown corner should be! One things for sure don't throw it near this guy!

Uganda - Tommy Allen - CB

The headhunters have been gaining more attention each week and with a CB like this guy theres no wonder! Hes already racked in 2 pick sixes and 5 INTS! Hes a force at the corner position!

Rwanda - Rafael Rodriguez - LB

I like to call this guy Roadkill because thats what he leaves behind! He leads the league in force fumbles and makes anyone near him piss there pants! The guy is most def suspect for roids!

And I didn't spell check this shit so fucking deal with it if theres mistakes, Running short on time and i'm tired as fuck!

shits tight

Love these write ups and the effort you put in!

aye, very good stuff...all i can say is:

TOROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and

LIMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is a little mascot

Thanks for giving Tanner some love. We did play a CPU team though so I can't take too much credit for his performance. Although even with the changes to DEs this season I am still happy with his play so far. I think he should end the season towards the top of the sack leaders once again. He looks forward to introducing himself to more QBs the rest of the season.

Fantastic post

Great write up LTD. In the top threats section, to much Greats and not enough Hogs IMO

Keep em coming Drake.

Glad to see Oliver get some love. Great write up!

Awesome post. Thanks for the write-up on my LB. I can assure you that he is not on roids

I went off of league leaders when doing the those writeups so most of them are top level league leaders and thats why they were selected.

It was not done by team

I cannot thank you enough for putting this out. Limas commends you. As a reward I will give you an "inside the huddle" with the Toro's. Want to know how we get pumped week in and week out to come out and DESTROY anyone in our path? LIMAS' GAMEDAY SPEECH. Here is a little snipet from one. Enjoy, but keep your jealousy in check:

MEN! STAND UP! NO ONE SHOULD BE SITTING DOWN RIGHT NOW! If the man next to you is sitting, lift him to his feet. I don't fear failure. I only fear the slowing up of the engine inside of me which is saying, "Keep going, someone must be on top, why not you?" This is what I keep saying to myself as I train and work my ass off. This is what you are all thinking; I know it.

Can't you hear the crowd. How they get up and scream, they wake up hours before the game. FUCK, they are there before we even get there! They watch our practices, they buy our shirts, shoes; they'd die for a muddy, bloody, shitty jersey after the game. We do it for them too. Can't you smell the grass (or Astroturf)? If you can't, you need to get hit by one of the BIG UGLIES we have that will break your damn FACE! You think they sweat and bleed so you can pussyfoot around? NO. HELL NO! I want you to WANT IT. DO YOU WANT IT? I do. I dream about it. I strive for it. It is all I can think about. LIMAS wants you to know, no one goes un-noticed.

You might find yourself reaching for that "easy button." Press it and you instantly travel the easy road. That's fine if the "easy button" gets you the results you desire. However, in sporting competition, in FOOTBALL, the "easy button" isn't going to get you where you want to be. Giving 100 percent, working hard, being smart, and seizing the moment- that's what will get you the results you desire. That and breaking some heads damnit!

The best athletes, the most successful athletes are those who mentally block out pain, fatigue, doubt, and despair. Super athletes focus on pushing beyond their limits, drawing energy from untapped reserves, hope, success, and reaching the finish line! Be the best athlete you can be and give us 100 percent!

We want it all! Do not save anything for later, do not relax, do not take a break to catch your breath, give us everything you've got from start until finish! Leave it all on the field. It won't be easy. Giving 100 percent isn’t for the faint-of-heart. It takes a lot of heart, passion, determination, drive, energy, and willpower.

I leave you with this TORO's, just a slight piece of LIMAS' wisdom. Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. Now suit the fuck up and get ready to go all the way.



On a brief other note, Lord Thomas Drake... You the man. Limas knows he deserves the love, but you my friend are in the "Circle of Trust." Glad to have you her. When your in the area drinks, hookers, and my sister... on me.

Originally posted by Limas Sweed
When your in the area drinks, hookers, and my sister... on me.


Hey dont be giving Shock Therapy's girl away to other guys.

Originally posted by bubbajwp
Originally posted by Limas Sweed

When your in the area drinks, hookers, and my sister... on me.


Hey dont be giving Shock Therapy's girl away to other guys.



and I would advise not tapping the ho's Macho Donkey has tore up.

Not that he cares, but once you get down to business you will find out why they call him "Donkey"

LOL. We dont call him G for no reason.