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ESPN Africa's Chris Sperman finally caught with Zambia Lions RB Ricky Runn:


Reporter: Hey Ricky, I just want to say I'm very pleased you agreed to sit down with me for this interview. Usually you are running hills and never speak to the media.

Ricky: No problem Chris...I really don't run hills anymore

Reporter: I did kinda find it weird we are meeting at Burger King...why?

Ricky: I use to be a health freak...but my coaches want me to bulk up and get fat at the same time.

Reporter: Oh, I just noticed you only have one leg...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

Ricky: Well, I was running hills like I always do....and then from out of no where this Bort fellow clubbed me in the back of the head, he looked like Tonya Harding's bodyguard with that frickin club...when I awoke I only had one leg.

Reporter: Holy shit, that is messed up

Ricky: Tell me about it....usually I'm running away from Rhino's and Cheetah's and other crazy ass animals that live in the jungle.

Reporter: What are you gonna do with one leg?

Ricky: I don't need two legs anymore....haven't you heard the new craze?

Reporter: new craze?

Ricky: yup...you don't need two legs....all I need to do is hit the gym. I work out 15 hours a day....just weights.

Reporter: just weights?

Ricky: Yup...just weights. I don't work on anything else....my coaches are trying to turn me into a big weight room "meathead". I remember when my idol use to be Barry Sanders and LT....now it's fat fuck Jerome Bettis

Reporter: very interesting. Well I hope everything works out for you

Ricky: Thanks Chris....do you wanna a Triple Stacker Bacon Cheeseburger?...I'm buyin

lol, that's funny... Are you really changing your build though? That could possibly cause more harm than good down the road.

I'm sure elusive backs will be "fixed" to where they are equally productive as a very well built Power Back... eventually....

Anyways, I'll have a a triple stacker bacon cheeseburger too if you don't mind!

how bout an Angry Whopper:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um_hineki0o&eurl=http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=angry%20whopper&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=fir

Originally posted by randey
Are you really changing your build though?

Nah...I won't really change Ricky's build....he's always kinda been a tweener....elusive/power.

Originally posted by tramiken
how bout an Angry Whopper:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um_hineki0o&eurl=http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=angry%20whopper&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=fir

that looks yummy

great way of flaming bort! interview is awesome, but more funny than trash talking!

TUC - You need to put this where Bort can actually see it!
That was a fun read, but there is actually a good point to it... I think you'd get good responses.

rofl nice read

Originally posted by StiffarmSteve
TUC - You need to put this where Bort can actually see it!
That was a fun read, but there is actually a good point to it... I think you'd get good responses.

I wonder if he has a flashlight in his ass

nice job man...too funny