Mean Gene Okerlund holds microphone aloft, picking up the unmistakeable sounds of the respirator mask
Mean Gene: Darth Pinky, you've been holding on for two seasons for another regular-season shot at the Silverbacks - what have you got to say?
Hello Vader: It is time for us to reveal our true nature... the truth that can only be revealed through the Force.
Hello Vader holds fingers close together in that force choke thingy. Mean Gene watches, expecting something. Nothing happens. Mean Gene clears his throat.
Mean Gene: Revealing anything yet?
Hello Vader I'm working on it.
Hello Vader's hands begin to tremble, as if he is exterting much force beneath the pink and cream-colored freak suit. The breathing from under the plastic mask becomes slightly erratic.
Mean Gene: Darth Pinky, are you okay?
Hello Vader, panting: Gimme a second. breathing slowly returns to normal Okay, I'm good. Where was I? Oh, yes... true nature, blah blah. Fat Danny. Fat Danny, nobody ever told you about your daddy, did they?
Mean Gene: Darth Pinky, are you saying -
Hello Vader, in that "Darth on the Bridge" voice: Fat Danny, who's your daddy?
Hello Vader whirls, the cream-colored capes swirling, revealing the surprisingly inappropriate thong back of the codpiece beneath, as he exits. Mean Gene gives his "Yeah, that just happened" post-interview look.
Mean Gene: You heard it right here, ladies and gentlemen - Darth Pinky has thrown down the gauntlet for Fat Danny and the Silverbacks in this rematch with the Ashanti Empire next week at the Stade in Ghana - You Won't Want To Miss It!
Mean Gene: Darth Pinky, you've been holding on for two seasons for another regular-season shot at the Silverbacks - what have you got to say?
Hello Vader: It is time for us to reveal our true nature... the truth that can only be revealed through the Force.
Hello Vader holds fingers close together in that force choke thingy. Mean Gene watches, expecting something. Nothing happens. Mean Gene clears his throat.
Mean Gene: Revealing anything yet?
Hello Vader I'm working on it.
Hello Vader's hands begin to tremble, as if he is exterting much force beneath the pink and cream-colored freak suit. The breathing from under the plastic mask becomes slightly erratic.
Mean Gene: Darth Pinky, are you okay?
Hello Vader, panting: Gimme a second. breathing slowly returns to normal Okay, I'm good. Where was I? Oh, yes... true nature, blah blah. Fat Danny. Fat Danny, nobody ever told you about your daddy, did they?
Mean Gene: Darth Pinky, are you saying -
Hello Vader, in that "Darth on the Bridge" voice: Fat Danny, who's your daddy?
Hello Vader whirls, the cream-colored capes swirling, revealing the surprisingly inappropriate thong back of the codpiece beneath, as he exits. Mean Gene gives his "Yeah, that just happened" post-interview look.
Mean Gene: You heard it right here, ladies and gentlemen - Darth Pinky has thrown down the gauntlet for Fat Danny and the Silverbacks in this rematch with the Ashanti Empire next week at the Stade in Ghana - You Won't Want To Miss It!






























