Ok, it seems like everyone loves these things, yet no one wants to do them. So, since no one else wants to do it, you're stuck with me. These probably aren't accurate, and some of you might get your feelings hurt, but you'll get over it. I believe in you. Have faith in yourself. With that said, here goes!
1. Lake Erie Leviathans.
This league will soon find out about that D, and Chuck Norris wears Leviathan’s Footsy-Jammies. ‘Nough Said.
2. Edmonton Eternity
Very Good team on paper. Solid Wr’s, defense must come through every game for this team, as it seems they are the backbone of this team.
3. Yukon Blue Bombers
Damn, now those are some HB’s!
4. Yukon City Grizzlies
Ok, ok, so these guys may be better then the 3 teams ranked above them. But, I figured putting them in 4th would piss them off.
5. Aggies Resurected
These guys are cool.
6. Samaruiville Dragons
Team name is kinda gay, but hey. They’ve been lucky enough to play some scrubs thus far. When it’s time to play a real team, they’ll crack bigger than Kirstie Alley’s fat ass.
7. Ottawa Ice raiders
Oh, what it must’ve felt like to be at the top. Not any more!
8. Bon-whatever Bulls
Uh-huh. This team doesn’t stand out to me at all. Doesn’t mean they’re bad or anything, just lacking in superstars.
9. West Coast Trojans
Every time I click on your team it says “error 404: Object not found” Im not sure if that sums up your team or not. I hope not, for some reason, I picture you all with doo-rags and straps. /shrug. Award for funniest player names goes to this team. If you don’t win the championship, at least you can say ya won something!
10. Calgary Hitmen
These guys deserve better than this. They are better than this, but at 0-3, it’s kinda hard to justify ranking them higher.
11. Montreal Snow Storm
Good luck next season guys!
12. Alberta Avalanche
Cool name.
Flame on children, Flame on! HAHAHAHA!
1. Lake Erie Leviathans.
This league will soon find out about that D, and Chuck Norris wears Leviathan’s Footsy-Jammies. ‘Nough Said.
2. Edmonton Eternity
Very Good team on paper. Solid Wr’s, defense must come through every game for this team, as it seems they are the backbone of this team.
3. Yukon Blue Bombers
Damn, now those are some HB’s!
4. Yukon City Grizzlies
Ok, ok, so these guys may be better then the 3 teams ranked above them. But, I figured putting them in 4th would piss them off.
5. Aggies Resurected
These guys are cool.
6. Samaruiville Dragons
Team name is kinda gay, but hey. They’ve been lucky enough to play some scrubs thus far. When it’s time to play a real team, they’ll crack bigger than Kirstie Alley’s fat ass.
7. Ottawa Ice raiders
Oh, what it must’ve felt like to be at the top. Not any more!
8. Bon-whatever Bulls
Uh-huh. This team doesn’t stand out to me at all. Doesn’t mean they’re bad or anything, just lacking in superstars.
9. West Coast Trojans
Every time I click on your team it says “error 404: Object not found” Im not sure if that sums up your team or not. I hope not, for some reason, I picture you all with doo-rags and straps. /shrug. Award for funniest player names goes to this team. If you don’t win the championship, at least you can say ya won something!
10. Calgary Hitmen
These guys deserve better than this. They are better than this, but at 0-3, it’s kinda hard to justify ranking them higher.
11. Montreal Snow Storm
Good luck next season guys!
12. Alberta Avalanche
Cool name.
Flame on children, Flame on! HAHAHAHA!