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Dirkdolan
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Ok, it seems like everyone loves these things, yet no one wants to do them. So, since no one else wants to do it, you're stuck with me. These probably aren't accurate, and some of you might get your feelings hurt, but you'll get over it. I believe in you. Have faith in yourself. With that said, here goes!

1. Lake Erie Leviathans.
This league will soon find out about that D, and Chuck Norris wears Leviathan’s Footsy-Jammies. ‘Nough Said.

2. Edmonton Eternity
Very Good team on paper. Solid Wr’s, defense must come through every game for this team, as it seems they are the backbone of this team.

3. Yukon Blue Bombers
Damn, now those are some HB’s!

4. Yukon City Grizzlies
Ok, ok, so these guys may be better then the 3 teams ranked above them. But, I figured putting them in 4th would piss them off.

5. Aggies Resurected
These guys are cool.

6. Samaruiville Dragons
Team name is kinda gay, but hey. They’ve been lucky enough to play some scrubs thus far. When it’s time to play a real team, they’ll crack bigger than Kirstie Alley’s fat ass.

7. Ottawa Ice raiders
Oh, what it must’ve felt like to be at the top. Not any more!

8. Bon-whatever Bulls
Uh-huh. This team doesn’t stand out to me at all. Doesn’t mean they’re bad or anything, just lacking in superstars.

9. West Coast Trojans
Every time I click on your team it says “error 404: Object not found” Im not sure if that sums up your team or not. I hope not, for some reason, I picture you all with doo-rags and straps. /shrug. Award for funniest player names goes to this team. If you don’t win the championship, at least you can say ya won something!


10. Calgary Hitmen
These guys deserve better than this. They are better than this, but at 0-3, it’s kinda hard to justify ranking them higher.

11. Montreal Snow Storm
Good luck next season guys!

12. Alberta Avalanche
Cool name.

Flame on children, Flame on! HAHAHAHA!
 
Dirkdolan
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Jeez, this place is more dead than the economy
 
MF3K
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LOL, nice.

Canada A#4, meet Dirk/Mecca Carter.
 
mpcas17
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Mecca "Deltha O'Neal" Carter
 
PSUFAN1
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:lurking OH MY THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN TO WATCH!!!!!! No one gets them worked up like "Dirk"
 
BillySims
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First of all, while the Leviathans are solid for a newly promoted team ... they nowhere near #1 (as I'm sure you realize). Eternity is the favorite followed by the Grizzlies, Bombers, and Ice Raiders. Leviathans, Dragoons, Hitmen, and Aggies should round out the playoff field.

Secondly, the top defense in the West resides in Yukon with the Blue Bombers. You can chirp all you want ... but the final stats will bear this out clearly.

Note to the HITMEN: keep your heads up! You were stuck with a brutal front-loaded schedule and could very well start out 0-6. The good news is that you could go 7-0 in the games following that stretch.

Good luck to all today.
 
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Originally posted by BillySims
First of all, while the Leviathans are solid for a newly promoted team ... they nowhere near #1 (as I'm sure you realize). Eternity is the favorite followed by the Grizzlies, Bombers, and Ice Raiders. Leviathans, Dragoons, Hitmen, and Aggies should round out the playoff field.

Secondly, the top defense in the West resides in Yukon with the Blue Bombers. You can chirp all you want ... but the final stats will bear this out clearly.

Note to the HITMEN: keep your heads up! You were stuck with a brutal front-loaded schedule and could very well start out 0-6. The good news is that you could go 7-0 in the games following that stretch.

Good luck to all today.

I may have to go ahead and disagree on the defensive comparison between our 2 teams. We'll see I guess.

btw, is everyone on your team a GM?
 
Dirkdolan
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Chirp. That’s cute.

I’m not sure where you got the “Edmonton Eternity is the top seed” crap from, cuz, no offense to the Eternity (love your logo btw), but they don’t look like the top seed. The grizzlies look like the top seed, TBH. They will be a top contender; no doubt, but top seed? Eh.

I understand that you’re high (possibly literally) on your own team, I would expect nothing less from someone who GM’s a team with 6 of his own players own it; but you’re in for a big let down if you really think your D is better than ours. I, mean, a really, really big let down. You must not know who we are. I’ll help you.

Through 3 games the Leviathans have:

2 Players representing in the top 10 for sacks
2 Players representing in the top 10 for hurries
2 Players representing in the top 10 for interceptions
2 Players representing in the top 10 for tackles
2 Players representing in the top 10 for forced fumbles

Through 3 games the Blue bombers have:

1 Player representing in the top 10 for Hurries
1 Player representing in the top 10 for sacks

Ehhmm K?
 
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Its ok... I like all the non love.

As i have always said. Let your play do the talking
 
Dirkdolan
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Originally posted by ImBrotherCain
Its ok... I like all the non love.

As i have always said. Let your play do the talking


Non love? WTF? How is your team not getting any love?
 
BillySims
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Originally posted by Dirkdolan
Chirp. That’s cute.

I’m not sure where you got the “Edmonton Eternity is the top seed” crap from, cuz, no offense to the Eternity (love your logo btw), but they don’t look like the top seed. The grizzlies look like the top seed, TBH. They will be a top contender; no doubt, but top seed? Eh.

I understand that you’re high (possibly literally) on your own team, I would expect nothing less from someone who GM’s a team with 6 of his own players own it; but you’re in for a big let down if you really think your D is better than ours. I, mean, a really, really big let down. You must not know who we are. I’ll help you.

Through 3 games the Leviathans have:

2 Players representing in the top 10 for sacks
2 Players representing in the top 10 for hurries
2 Players representing in the top 10 for interceptions
2 Players representing in the top 10 for tackles
2 Players representing in the top 10 for forced fumbles

Through 3 games the Blue bombers have:

1 Player representing in the top 10 for Hurries
1 Player representing in the top 10 for sacks

Ehhmm K?


Too funny. You racked up 35 sacks, 6 ints, 48 pds, 12 ffmb, and 42 hurries in ONE GAME against a CPU team! You are seriously going to bring that to the table? Like I said ... all that will change by the end of the season. Our production last season against better competition in the league speaks for it self.

Would you like to compare performances against our only common opponent? Here is how the numbers shake out against Mid-Pac.

Sacks:
You - 0
Us - 7

Hurries:
You - 6
Us - 7

Yds Allowed:
You - 148
Us - 62

Pts Allowed:
You - 7
Us - 0


Should I continue?
 
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Originally posted by BillySims
Originally posted by Dirkdolan

Chirp. That’s cute.

I’m not sure where you got the “Edmonton Eternity is the top seed” crap from, cuz, no offense to the Eternity (love your logo btw), but they don’t look like the top seed. The grizzlies look like the top seed, TBH. They will be a top contender; no doubt, but top seed? Eh.

I understand that you’re high (possibly literally) on your own team, I would expect nothing less from someone who GM’s a team with 6 of his own players own it; but you’re in for a big let down if you really think your D is better than ours. I, mean, a really, really big let down. You must not know who we are. I’ll help you.

Through 3 games the Leviathans have:

2 Players representing in the top 10 for sacks
2 Players representing in the top 10 for hurries
2 Players representing in the top 10 for interceptions
2 Players representing in the top 10 for tackles
2 Players representing in the top 10 for forced fumbles

Through 3 games the Blue bombers have:

1 Player representing in the top 10 for Hurries
1 Player representing in the top 10 for sacks

Ehhmm K?


Too funny. You racked up 35 sacks, 6 ints, 48 pds, 12 ffmb, and 42 hurries in ONE GAME against a CPU team! You are seriously going to bring that to the table? Like I said ... all that will change by the end of the season. Our production last season against better competition in the league speaks for it self.

Would you like to compare performances against our only common opponent? Here is how the numbers shake out against Mid-Pac.

Sacks:
You - 0
Us - 7

Hurries:
You - 6
Us - 7

Yds Allowed:
You - 148
Us - 62

Pts Allowed:
You - 7
Us - 0


Should I continue?


Yes! Give it to me harder!
 
Dirkdolan
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Here's the thing Mr. Billy,

That one game is, well, just that, one game. Those numbers you posted are pretty damn close. Maybe not the sacks, but hey, shit happens in sims, by now u should know that. So to conclude that your D is hands down better than ours is retarded.
 
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Originally posted by Dirkdolan
Originally posted by ImBrotherCain

Its ok... I like all the non love.

As i have always said. Let your play do the talking


Non love? WTF? How is your team not getting any love?


Well in the other one we were ranked like 5th.

Also for being basically the 3rd best team all season long.

And 2nd your here for one season and claim your the best. This remind anyone of the Marauders??? (Just not as good)
 
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Originally posted by Dirkdolan
Here's the thing Mr. Billy,

That one game is, well, just that, one game. Those numbers you posted are pretty damn close. Maybe not the sacks, but hey, shit happens in sims, by now u should know that. So to conclude that your D is hands down better than ours is retarded.


I just tried to bring the discussion closer to "apples to apples". If that makes me retarded ... what does that make you?

I'm finished with the jibber jabber here. I'll let the numbers to my talking. Common opponent # 2 comming up in a few hours. Check the stats if you dare.
 
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