Warrior General Games

If you don't live under a rock you have heard about the new sim code changes that Bort installed in the off-season. These changes have caused a large fight to break out among GLB'ers over if it should stand. This post serves to take a look at just WTF all this shit is about.

Last season it was nothing for D3 to break a long one for a TD. D3 was like many other great speedbacks, a human highlight reel.

SEASON SIX D3 RUN
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=274045&pbp_id=9872368

It's not a longshot to say that D3 was looking forward to season seven. The long off-season such great things added like fame and vet abilities but while we were all focused on our Christmas presents Bort pulled a fast one on us!

EXIT GLB (Goal Line Blitz) ENTER BLB (Bowling lane Bitches)

HULK SMASH
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=334916&pbp_id=1906411

Powerbacks around BLB are ripping defenses up. The play above you might as well say that guy hulked up and fucked shit up! One time deal, well lets see, I call this next one the Bouncing ball.

Bouncing Ball
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=316993&pbp_id=2009811

This play shows the RB getting hit all kinds of ways and the little fucker bounces around like a damn pinball. Its like hes gunning for a high score in the arcade or something.

Then theres this one, the RB drives the linebacker back like hes a damn golf ball..........FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If this were baseball that fucker just hit a home-run!

HOME RUN
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=289588&pbp_id=1512860

You can get my drift and see where I'm going with this but before i get to the real bitching lets take a look at my final powerback highlight. I dub this one SEARCH AND DESTROY!

SEARCH AND DESTROY
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=339779&pbp_id=1408741

So this guy not only runs the fuck over people he goes out of his way to fuck shit up! Like serious WTF is that shit?

All in all this is D3's season seven in a nutshell

I call these my Prison Bitch Plays

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=310329&pbp_id=1874959

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=310329&pbp_id=1876980

The above is where D3 lives, thats his season and his pride and joy, while powerbacks are damn near racking up perfect 300's on the lanes D3 can't do shit!

WTF HAS THIS GAME CAME TO? Am I the only fucker that thinks we have a problem?

All and all you have these silly fucks claiming realism and fighting going back to old code, while you have others just like suck it the fuck up. I'm sorry but this is BULLSHIT!

+1 Nice Fucking Post and a spot on Summary

Well in all fairness the "search and destroy" play was a lvl 16 RB playing against level 1's. He probably has 80+strength playing against players with 10 or so.

As much as I hate to I have to completely agree with D3. This is really starting to piss me off my elusive HB averaged 8.5 a carry and ran for over 3300 yards. So far this season he's averaging 3.4 a carry, one of those games against a CPU team .

Originally posted by bubbajwp
Well in all fairness the "search and destroy" play was a lvl 16 RB playing against level 1's. He probably has 80+strength playing against players with 10 or so.

I'm still trying to figure out what stat to pump or sa to fill to make my guy go out of his way to bitch slap a defender.

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
Originally posted by bubbajwp

Well in all fairness the "search and destroy" play was a lvl 16 RB playing against level 1's. He probably has 80+strength playing against players with 10 or so.

I'm still trying to figure out what stat to pump or sa to fill to make my guy go out of his way to bitch slap a defender.

LOL Confidence maybe.

See the thing is, HBs last year had huge stats because of gutted teams, I saw no problems in back performance in evenly matched games.

Originally posted by nfratami
See the thing is, HBs last year had huge stats because of gutted teams, I saw no problems in back performance in evenly matched games.

there was no problems with backs vs even teams. The only problem with backs last season was strong I was a bit to powerful.

All Bort needed to do was make the strong I runs a bit toned down and everything was fine.

all the other run plays were just fine, RB's were all good, but NOOOOOO lets fuck up the entire game because of gut job stat pads

There's a point they need to stop all this. Changing things dramatically every week. We're always adjusting to the new code but we only have 2 scrimmages to do so. If this is truly Beta, let's do a lot of testing when you completely change the game. It's just a tag so they can mess around with everything. The people behind this game are filthy rich, Beta my ass.

wonders how suck ass D3 will play today.

Maybe if i have a good game I'll break 50 yards rushing today. That would be hot man how wicked would that be, I'd have to make a video of that shit!

2YPC means I own bitches

Don't worry, they'll nerf the powerback soon, but they won't fix the elusive back. HBs will just plain suck soon.

Buddy Horn is back!

Go Cybertron!

Buddy Horn is god

- Increase of a couple ticks to base value of fake duration on head fake and juke abilities when rushing (not on route running)

That should make him happy with his 9 Juke

Originally posted by britdevine316
- Increase of a couple ticks to base value of fake duration on head fake and juke abilities when rushing (not on route running)

That should make him happy with his 9 Juke

I'm hoping