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If you don't live under a rock you have heard about the new sim code changes that Bort installed in the off-season. These changes have caused a large fight to break out among GLB'ers over if it should stand. This post serves to take a look at just WTF all this shit is about.

Last season it was nothing for D3 to break a long one for a TD. D3 was like many other great speedbacks, a human highlight reel.

SEASON SIX D3 RUN
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=274045&pbp_id=9872368

It's not a longshot to say that D3 was looking forward to season seven. The long off-season such great things added like fame and vet abilities but while we were all focused on our Christmas presents Bort pulled a fast one on us!

EXIT GLB (Goal Line Blitz) ENTER BLB (Bowling lane Bitches)

HULK SMASH
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=334916&pbp_id=1906411

Powerbacks around BLB are ripping defenses up. The play above you might as well say that guy hulked up and fucked shit up! One time deal, well lets see, I call this next one the Bouncing ball.

Bouncing Ball
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=316993&pbp_id=2009811

This play shows the RB getting hit all kinds of ways and the little fucker bounces around like a damn pinball. Its like hes gunning for a high score in the arcade or something.

Then theres this one, the RB drives the linebacker back like hes a damn golf ball..........FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If this were baseball that fucker just hit a home-run!

HOME RUN
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=289588&pbp_id=1512860

You can get my drift and see where I'm going with this but before i get to the real bitching lets take a look at my final powerback highlight. I dub this one SEARCH AND DESTROY!

SEARCH AND DESTROY
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=339779&pbp_id=1408741

So this guy not only runs the fuck over people he goes out of his way to fuck shit up! Like serious WTF is that shit?

All in all this is D3's season seven in a nutshell

I call these my Prison Bitch Plays

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=310329&pbp_id=1874959

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=310329&pbp_id=1876980

The above is where D3 lives, thats his season and his pride and joy, while powerbacks are damn near racking up perfect 300's on the lanes D3 can't do shit!

WTF HAS THIS GAME CAME TO? Am I the only fucker that thinks we have a problem?

All and all you have these silly fucks claiming realism and fighting going back to old code, while you have others just like suck it the fuck up. I'm sorry but this is BULLSHIT!

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake

You can get my drift and see where I'm going with this but before i get to the real bitching lets take a look at my final powerback highlight. I dub this one SEARCH AND DESTROY!

SEARCH AND DESTROY
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=339779&pbp_id=1408741

So this guy not only runs the fuck over people he goes out of his way to fuck shit up! Like serious WTF is that shit?


i lol'd

seems like we're gonna re-live season 4 again

yea lol search and destroy is the best one of those plays, like the RB really goes out of his way to fuck that defender up. It's something you would see in madden from a good ass madden player trying to showboat.

I so kind of wish D3 had a stupid ass play like that, I'd of made an entire video of it

Don't worry, Drake. I just got off the phone with the whaaaaambulance and they'll fix you up in Season 8.

The funny thing about GLB is that season's are fairly cyclical. One good season followed up by one mediocre season.

During this off year, maybe you could soft cap carrying, and cure your fumblitis?

Originally posted by Denman
Don't worry, Drake. I just got off the phone with the whaaaaambulance and they'll fix you up in Season 8.

The funny thing about GLB is that season's are fairly cyclical. One good season followed up by one mediocre season.

During this off year, maybe you could soft cap carrying, and cure your fumblitis?


yea i'm working on that

That search and destroy is the best highlight I've ever seen on GLB. I wonder how you make the RB's do that? What setting is that?

Tanner doesn't like this season either. He was held sackless only 3 times in the previous 2 seasons and now he has been held sackless in 3 straight games.

Also search and destroy is the greatest highlight I've ever seen too.

although we lost the first game, it'll be interesting to see what people dial-up in passing and trying to stop the passing game

Bort recently nerfed powerbacks again and the str/tackling changes still in place on defense so basically yeah take that for what it is worth

Hey Drake, you are gunna love this play by my powerback this past season!

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=255700&pbp_id=9634215

I guess there is no forum code to link images ....

http://www.irvinehousingblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/whambulance.jpg

Originally posted by manofsteel370
Hey Drake, you are gunna love this play by my powerback this past season!

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=255700&pbp_id=9634215

thats classic to he must of like jumped and backkicked that Corner while still running full speed, hot

this is a classic CB play

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=344135&pbp_id=1963461

Watch the CB hes like stalking the RB, must be talking shit like "yea yea, i got you son fuck yea" then all of sudden hes like

"FUCK THAT SHIT I'M GOING TO GET SOME WATER BITCHES!"

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
this is a classic CB play

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=344135&pbp_id=1963461

Watch the CB hes like stalking the RB, must be talking shit like "yea yea, i got you son fuck yea" then all of sudden hes like

"FUCK THAT SHIT I'M GOING TO GET SOME WATER BITCHES!"

LMAO..... classic. Just another glitch that needs to be fixed or a CB with 18 vision?