Ok, we are off and running. Here are my picks for week one. Whereas I absolutely guarantee that I get at least once correct, you must remember that my scientific methods of making picks are very non-scientific. So once again I remind you, please no wagering. Here's to another great season in SEA AA#1. Best of luck to all, unless you are playing the Mountain Men.
Week 1
Surabaya Poison Dart Frogs at Bandar Seri Begawan Marauders
These teams simply have too many names. Damn glad I am typing and not doing radio play-by-play. John Madden would be in heaven. Dart Frogs by 10.
Cambodia Mountain Men at Georgetown United
The Mountain Men shall Unite; The United shall fall. Mountain Men by 17.
New Jersey Beaver Hunters at Hanoi Hot Karls
The boys from NJ might think the Hot Karls are chicks. If so, they will be in heaven. If not, well let’s not go there. Beaver Hunters by 10.
Tibet Psychonauts at Lea Lea Furniture
It’s going to be a long season trying to come up with puns about Furniture. We gotta install microwave ovens, custom kitchens deliveries. We gotta move these refrigerators and we gotta move these color tvs. Going to be a busy season. Psychonauts by 3.
Manila Cyberballers at Malaysian Madness
If ever this mad, mad, mad, mad world needed "It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world" it's now! You know I'm not entirely uncertain the Madness won’t damage this Cyberballer machine. Madness by 14.
Sumatra Sting at Midway Maulers
Ah, a couple familiar faces in this one. One a lot more handsome than the other. Sting by 35.
Hell Valley Snow Monkeys at Peking Stampede
Here they come. Walking down the street. They get the funniest looks from, everyone they meet. Hey, hey, Monkeys by 35.
Manila Pack at Shanghai Cheetahs
A Pack of cigs? A 6-Pack? The Green Bay Pack? Oh the possibilities. Pack by 6.
Taipei Yonghe soybean milk at Algeria Addiction
"Who shot Alexander Hamilton in that famous duel?" The Addiction use the soybean milk to wash down the peanut butter and give the right answer. Addiction by 17.
Shanghai Shadow Dragons at Brutal Deluxe
One of the closest games of opening week sees the Deluxe rising from the Shadows late. Deluxe by 3.
Kailua Tigers at Hakone Heroes
I think we have an identity crisis with the Tigers. Did someone pull an Art Modell? Weren’t these guys in Thung Yai or something the other day? Heroes by 6.
Tibetan Drunk Monks at Ho Chi Minh Hookers
Bort must have a sense of humor. How much better of an opening day matchup can their be than Drunk Monks and Hookers? Sounds like porn to me. Hooker finished on top in the preseason. They go back for some sloppy seconds. Hookers by 7.
The Manila Guerrillas at Manila Death Squad
The Death Squad is not use to the condemned fighting back. Besides who's gonna mess with a guerrillalala? Guerrillas by 21.
Garut Fire Horses at Phuket Water Dragons
Fire vs. Water. Horses vs. Dragons. Garut vs. Phuket (slant rhyme). The schizophrenic Garut team gets the nod. Fire Horses by 7.
Arctic Avalanche at Pingree Grove Pits
The Pits may be as close to a bye as you get in Naga. Looks like a long season in Pingree Grove. Avalanche by 14.
Palembang Tigers at Seoul Men
Ha ha. I get it. Soul man, Seoul Men. Not funny. Tigers by 17.
Week 1
Surabaya Poison Dart Frogs at Bandar Seri Begawan Marauders
These teams simply have too many names. Damn glad I am typing and not doing radio play-by-play. John Madden would be in heaven. Dart Frogs by 10.
Cambodia Mountain Men at Georgetown United
The Mountain Men shall Unite; The United shall fall. Mountain Men by 17.
New Jersey Beaver Hunters at Hanoi Hot Karls
The boys from NJ might think the Hot Karls are chicks. If so, they will be in heaven. If not, well let’s not go there. Beaver Hunters by 10.
Tibet Psychonauts at Lea Lea Furniture
It’s going to be a long season trying to come up with puns about Furniture. We gotta install microwave ovens, custom kitchens deliveries. We gotta move these refrigerators and we gotta move these color tvs. Going to be a busy season. Psychonauts by 3.
Manila Cyberballers at Malaysian Madness
If ever this mad, mad, mad, mad world needed "It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world" it's now! You know I'm not entirely uncertain the Madness won’t damage this Cyberballer machine. Madness by 14.
Sumatra Sting at Midway Maulers
Ah, a couple familiar faces in this one. One a lot more handsome than the other. Sting by 35.
Hell Valley Snow Monkeys at Peking Stampede
Here they come. Walking down the street. They get the funniest looks from, everyone they meet. Hey, hey, Monkeys by 35.
Manila Pack at Shanghai Cheetahs
A Pack of cigs? A 6-Pack? The Green Bay Pack? Oh the possibilities. Pack by 6.
Taipei Yonghe soybean milk at Algeria Addiction
"Who shot Alexander Hamilton in that famous duel?" The Addiction use the soybean milk to wash down the peanut butter and give the right answer. Addiction by 17.
Shanghai Shadow Dragons at Brutal Deluxe
One of the closest games of opening week sees the Deluxe rising from the Shadows late. Deluxe by 3.
Kailua Tigers at Hakone Heroes
I think we have an identity crisis with the Tigers. Did someone pull an Art Modell? Weren’t these guys in Thung Yai or something the other day? Heroes by 6.
Tibetan Drunk Monks at Ho Chi Minh Hookers
Bort must have a sense of humor. How much better of an opening day matchup can their be than Drunk Monks and Hookers? Sounds like porn to me. Hooker finished on top in the preseason. They go back for some sloppy seconds. Hookers by 7.
The Manila Guerrillas at Manila Death Squad
The Death Squad is not use to the condemned fighting back. Besides who's gonna mess with a guerrillalala? Guerrillas by 21.
Garut Fire Horses at Phuket Water Dragons
Fire vs. Water. Horses vs. Dragons. Garut vs. Phuket (slant rhyme). The schizophrenic Garut team gets the nod. Fire Horses by 7.
Arctic Avalanche at Pingree Grove Pits
The Pits may be as close to a bye as you get in Naga. Looks like a long season in Pingree Grove. Avalanche by 14.
Palembang Tigers at Seoul Men
Ha ha. I get it. Soul man, Seoul Men. Not funny. Tigers by 17.
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