Well guys I'm bored here at work so I'm going to do a breakdown of the games for weak one. No in depth strategy just going over the match-ups etc.
Fulton Country Massacre vs L.A. Looters: The Massacre look to uphold their name with the Looters coming to town as they look to notch their first win of the season in a dominant fashion. The Looters are smarter than that though and will be sending their stunt doubles onto the field as they make away with all the goodies. Prediction: Fulton County Massacre 255, L.A. Looters 0
Tupelo Kings @ Farkistan Squirrels: This is a match-up of two very evenly matched up squads. Both have some depth/inactivity issues but it'll likely end up a knock down drag out type of game that we all love to see. Obviously the Kings will want to Rule the day but I think the Squirrels will get a little nutty on them and mess up their plans. Prediction: Farkistan Squirrels 28, Tupelo Kings 24
Dayton Devil Dogs vs LA Chupacabras: LA Chupacabras takes the saying a kickers chance to a whole new meaning with a total of 6 K/P on the roster. Both teams have some depth issues but even with the Chupacabras with the plethora of kickers to try to keep the Dogs at bay I think they're going to sink their teeth and rip them apart. Prediction: Dayton Devil Dogs 38, LA Chupacabra 21
Reno Knights @ Mudville Bombers: Another East vs West match-up and the Knights are looking to go medieval on the Bombers. But Betsy has other plans as they'll like to be dropping bombs on the lowly Knights sending them back to the Dark Ages. Predictions: Mudville Bombers 56, Reno Knights 14
Lake Superior Squall vs LUElinks LUEshis: To the LUE! Prediction: LUElinks LUEshis 255, Lake Superior Squall 0
Key Biscayne Corsairs @ Laredo Lesbians: May I direct you to this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKYJRnckd_o I'm pretty sure you know which team is which. Predictions: Laredo Lesbians 77, Key Biscayne Corsairs 10
Murfreesboro Taints @ Riverhead Blue Waves: The Waves have a good team with few weaknesses and the Taints would love to start the season out right, but well it ain't going to happen as Riverhead is at least one season ahead of the Taints. Predictions: Riverhead Blue Waves 63, Murfreesboro Taints 12
Syracuse Samurai @ San Antonio Heat: This is another very good match-up this week pitting two of the top contenders in each conference against each other right off the bat. Currently the Samurai are slight underdogs taking everything into account but I'll never count them out regardless of what the stat sheet says as I know they are tough as they have great game plans. I don't know much about the heat but they look like a team to reckon with. Predictions: San Antonio Heat 24, Syracuse Samurai 17
Cleveland Buckeyes @ Fresno Anarchs: My Buckeyes will be looking to extend their current winning streak to 21 with a match-up against our old rivals Fresno Anarchs from Da 7. The Anarchs have done a great job in trying to become more competitive but I just don't see them there yet. Predictions: Cleveland Buckeyes 63, Fresno Anarchs 10
Beaver City Crabs vs San Jose SkyForce: Just looking at the levels both teams are fairly close but the Crabs have a few CPU players to put them behind. If the SkyForce is anything like the Air Force then they'll be overran by Crabs in no time, but I think they might be a little tougher. Predictions: San Jose SkyForce 45, Beaver City Crabs 24
British Columbia Beasters vs Amish Farmers: I remember facing the Farmers in last season's championship game and they are a tough team with some great builds and I really I just don't think the "Beasters" can hang with the Amish. Normally you would think it'd be the Amish that would be the pacifists along with the French but in this case it's the British Columbians, they're Canadians right? Prediction: Amish Farmers 56, British Columbia Beasters 6
Texas Tarheels vs Chicago Whodat's: This is probably going to be the game of the week here with the Tarheels and Whodats both being very close to each other in every aspect. This could go either way but I'm going with who I feel will win the battle of the Trenches. Prediction: Texas Tarheels 20, Chicago Whodat's 17
Appalachian Lycans @ Bridge City Trolls: Another game that could easily vie for the title of Best Game of the Week, the Lycans is one of the Da 7 Power Houses that got promoted in the eastern conference while the Trolls are veterans of A4. Should be a hard fought game that will come down to the last possession. Prediction: Appalachian Lycans 28, Bridge City Trolls 24
The River City Ransom vs Houston Cougars: There are a few good games I guess and this one shouldn't be any different. I see this game being one where both teams look to force their will upon the other and whoever executes the best will take it home. Predictions: Houston Cougars 35, The River City Ransom 24
Florida BeachDogZ @ Austin Alcoholics: A battle of the middle tier that I think will get out of hand early and last for the entire game. Predictions: Florida BeachDogZ 42, Austin Alcoholics 20
Rochester Dragons vs Auckland Raiders: Unlike the Oakland Raiders these guys actually know the game of football and how to win. The Dragons are also a good team that are looking to battle for a playoff spot in the east needing to make sure they finish higher than the Demon Dogs. In the end I'll have to go with the team that I think is more likely to execute. Predictions: Auckland Raiders 35, Rochester Dragons 7
Fulton Country Massacre vs L.A. Looters: The Massacre look to uphold their name with the Looters coming to town as they look to notch their first win of the season in a dominant fashion. The Looters are smarter than that though and will be sending their stunt doubles onto the field as they make away with all the goodies. Prediction: Fulton County Massacre 255, L.A. Looters 0
Tupelo Kings @ Farkistan Squirrels: This is a match-up of two very evenly matched up squads. Both have some depth/inactivity issues but it'll likely end up a knock down drag out type of game that we all love to see. Obviously the Kings will want to Rule the day but I think the Squirrels will get a little nutty on them and mess up their plans. Prediction: Farkistan Squirrels 28, Tupelo Kings 24
Dayton Devil Dogs vs LA Chupacabras: LA Chupacabras takes the saying a kickers chance to a whole new meaning with a total of 6 K/P on the roster. Both teams have some depth issues but even with the Chupacabras with the plethora of kickers to try to keep the Dogs at bay I think they're going to sink their teeth and rip them apart. Prediction: Dayton Devil Dogs 38, LA Chupacabra 21
Reno Knights @ Mudville Bombers: Another East vs West match-up and the Knights are looking to go medieval on the Bombers. But Betsy has other plans as they'll like to be dropping bombs on the lowly Knights sending them back to the Dark Ages. Predictions: Mudville Bombers 56, Reno Knights 14
Lake Superior Squall vs LUElinks LUEshis: To the LUE! Prediction: LUElinks LUEshis 255, Lake Superior Squall 0
Key Biscayne Corsairs @ Laredo Lesbians: May I direct you to this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKYJRnckd_o I'm pretty sure you know which team is which. Predictions: Laredo Lesbians 77, Key Biscayne Corsairs 10
Murfreesboro Taints @ Riverhead Blue Waves: The Waves have a good team with few weaknesses and the Taints would love to start the season out right, but well it ain't going to happen as Riverhead is at least one season ahead of the Taints. Predictions: Riverhead Blue Waves 63, Murfreesboro Taints 12
Syracuse Samurai @ San Antonio Heat: This is another very good match-up this week pitting two of the top contenders in each conference against each other right off the bat. Currently the Samurai are slight underdogs taking everything into account but I'll never count them out regardless of what the stat sheet says as I know they are tough as they have great game plans. I don't know much about the heat but they look like a team to reckon with. Predictions: San Antonio Heat 24, Syracuse Samurai 17
Cleveland Buckeyes @ Fresno Anarchs: My Buckeyes will be looking to extend their current winning streak to 21 with a match-up against our old rivals Fresno Anarchs from Da 7. The Anarchs have done a great job in trying to become more competitive but I just don't see them there yet. Predictions: Cleveland Buckeyes 63, Fresno Anarchs 10
Beaver City Crabs vs San Jose SkyForce: Just looking at the levels both teams are fairly close but the Crabs have a few CPU players to put them behind. If the SkyForce is anything like the Air Force then they'll be overran by Crabs in no time, but I think they might be a little tougher. Predictions: San Jose SkyForce 45, Beaver City Crabs 24
British Columbia Beasters vs Amish Farmers: I remember facing the Farmers in last season's championship game and they are a tough team with some great builds and I really I just don't think the "Beasters" can hang with the Amish. Normally you would think it'd be the Amish that would be the pacifists along with the French but in this case it's the British Columbians, they're Canadians right? Prediction: Amish Farmers 56, British Columbia Beasters 6
Texas Tarheels vs Chicago Whodat's: This is probably going to be the game of the week here with the Tarheels and Whodats both being very close to each other in every aspect. This could go either way but I'm going with who I feel will win the battle of the Trenches. Prediction: Texas Tarheels 20, Chicago Whodat's 17
Appalachian Lycans @ Bridge City Trolls: Another game that could easily vie for the title of Best Game of the Week, the Lycans is one of the Da 7 Power Houses that got promoted in the eastern conference while the Trolls are veterans of A4. Should be a hard fought game that will come down to the last possession. Prediction: Appalachian Lycans 28, Bridge City Trolls 24
The River City Ransom vs Houston Cougars: There are a few good games I guess and this one shouldn't be any different. I see this game being one where both teams look to force their will upon the other and whoever executes the best will take it home. Predictions: Houston Cougars 35, The River City Ransom 24
Florida BeachDogZ @ Austin Alcoholics: A battle of the middle tier that I think will get out of hand early and last for the entire game. Predictions: Florida BeachDogZ 42, Austin Alcoholics 20
Rochester Dragons vs Auckland Raiders: Unlike the Oakland Raiders these guys actually know the game of football and how to win. The Dragons are also a good team that are looking to battle for a playoff spot in the east needing to make sure they finish higher than the Demon Dogs. In the end I'll have to go with the team that I think is more likely to execute. Predictions: Auckland Raiders 35, Rochester Dragons 7
Last edited Jan 1, 2009 06:29:27
brings a tear to mah eye
