I DEMAND A JUICY CONTRACT IMMEDIATLEY AND YOU WILL FORK IT OVER IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOUR TEAM. EACH GAME I I WANT A SPREAD OF FRESH FRUITS AND DELI MEATS DELIVERED TO MY LOCKER WITH ASSORTED EUROPEANS CHEESES AND CRACKERS. I ALSO WANT THE FINEST BREADS BAKED FRESH BY THE TEAM CHEF AND DELIVERED TO MY LOCKER STILL WARM AND CRISPY SO IT WELL MELT THE SLICE OF CHEESE I PUT IN IT. AFTER THE GAME I DEMAND THE FINEST MASSEUSE TAKE CARE OF MY SORE MUSCLES I JUST USED SHREDDING THE FIELD FOR YOUR TEAM. THE MASSAGE WILL OF COURSE FOLLOW THE SHOWER I WILL TAKE WHERE I WILL BE BATHED BY A GORGEOUS WOMAN. WHEN THE MASSAGE AND SHOWER ARE COMPLETED I EXPECT A STEAK DINNER SIMULTANEOUSLY DELIVERED TO MY LOCKER. MY LOCKER SHOULD INCLUDE A PLASMA TV AND THE LATEST COLLECTION OF X RATED FILMS FOR MY VIEWING PLEASURE. AFTER MY LAST BITE OF STEAK IS IN MY MOUTH I SHOULD BE HAND DELIVERED A TREY OF LUSCIOUS DESSERTS FRESH FROM THE OVEN. AFTER I AM FINISHED DESSERT I WILL GO TO THE BATHROOM WHERE THE SAME PERSON WHO BATHED ME WILL BE WAITING TO WIPE AFTER I TAKE A MONSTER DOOKIE TO RELIEVE THE STRESS OF THE GAME DAY. WHEN THIS IS DONE I EXPECT A CHAUFFEUR DRIVEN LIMO RIDE BACK TO MY PALACE SO I CAN REST UNTIL NEXT GAME.
DUE TO THE HIGH AMOUNT OF OFFERS I WILL BE RECEIVING, YOU WILL NEED TO COME WITH YOUR BEST OFFER TO BE CONSIDERED.
DUE TO THE HIGH AMOUNT OF OFFERS I WILL BE RECEIVING, YOU WILL NEED TO COME WITH YOUR BEST OFFER TO BE CONSIDERED.