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Different sports and leagues have different names for their all-star games. Pro Bowl, Hula Bowl, Senior Bowl, etc... so I wanted to come up with something different, and focused in on the fact our league is BBB#7.

A lot of players deserve recognition, and you may disagree with my picks, and that's fine, but if I had to pick a team based on the results of this season in Zeta Conference, then this would be it.

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NOTE: These are in no particular order, other than alphabetical order in some cases. In no way should you infer that the player at the top of the list should be the starter.

:: OFFENSE ::

QB: Gunn Slinghaa (Stockholm Dynamites)
- 94.6 rating, 54.4% completions, 23-5 TD/INT ratio, 7.3yds per attempt, 13.4yds per completion
QB: Max Stryker (Amsterdam Red Lights)
- 109.2 rating, 62% completions, 32-0 TD/INT ratio, 7.2yds per attempt, 11.7yds per completion

HB: Dirty Dingleberry (Barcelona Assassins)- 4509yds, 65TDs 8.5yd average
HB: John Caterby (Helsinki Hitmen)- 3130.5yds, 36TDs, 7.7yd average
HB: Larry Vanders (Barcelona Assassins)- 2450.5yds, 32TDs, 8.2yd average

FB: Sho Tyme (Barcelona Assassins)- 85 pancakes, 115yds, 2TDs
FB: Fisher Plow (Amsterdam Red Lights)- 83 pancakes, 90yds, 3TDs

TE: Fatty Hanns (Barcelona Assassins)- 91yds, 94 pancakes
TE: Big Marc (Stockholm Dynamites)- 513yds, 2TD, 3 pancakes

WR: Rod Magnum (Stockholm Dynamites)- 1255yds, 77rec, 13TDs
WR: Cliff McDonald (Amsterdam Red Lights)- 906, 77rec, 14TDs
WR: Usainn Bolt (Amsterdam Red Lights)- 982yrds, 75rec, 16TDs
WR: Matt Diep (Athens Devils)- 1124yds, 80rec, 11 TDs

OT: L O T (South Beach Sea Hawks)- 170 pancakes
OT: I Block alot (Stockholm Dynamites)- 113 pancakes
OT: Jean Van de Velde (Amsterdam Red Lights)- 107 pancakes
OG: Flatten Them (South Beach Sea Hawks)- 101 pancakes
OG: Kendle Tucker (Amsterdam Magic Dragons)- 96 pancakes
OG: Guy Gervais (Athens Devils)- 87 pancakes
C: Matt Heavy (Amsterdam Red Lights)- 109 pancakes
C: Colin Market (Helsinki Hitmen)- 75 pancakes


:: DEFENSE ::
***If you don't see your player on the list and you think you have better stats it's because you missed a lot of tackles compared to who I did pick***

DT: Uggly Brute (Amsterdam Red Lights)- 17 tackles, 2 sacks, 25 hurries
DT: I. Idonije (Barcelona Assassins)- 23 tackles, 2 sacks, 25 hurries
DT: Dunder Mifflinl (Dusseldorf Noobs)- 21 tackles, 2 sacks, 20 hurries
DE: Souper Duper (Barcelona Assassins)- 42 tackles, 25 sacks, 25 hurries
DE: Terrell Sacks Suggs (Amsterdam Magic Dragons)- 61 tackles, 20 sacks, 18 hurries, 12 TFLs
DE: Mario The Hedgehog (Amsterdam Red Lights)- 49 tackles, 14 sacks, 18 hurries

LB: Chaun Thumpson (Amsterdam Red Lights)- 62 tackles, 5 sacks, 2 PDs, 10 TFLs
LB: Dumazz Kikka (Athens Devils)- 92 tackles, 2 PDs, 6 FFum
LB: Royce "Wrap Up" Gracie (Cologne Ghosts)- 99 tackles, 4 sacks, 8 PDs, 5 FFum, 20 TFLs
LB: Winky Winger (Athens Devils)- 94 tackles, 2 sacks, 7 PDs, 1 interception, 1 FFum, 12 TFLs

CB: Demon Branch (Amsterdam Red Lights)- 58 tackles, 6 interceptions, 28 PDs
CB: Gina Lynn (Stockholm Dynamites)- 40 tackles, 5 interceptions, 39 PDs
CB: Running You Down (Barcelona Assassins)- 33 tackles, 5 interceptions, 24 PDs
CB: Tarek Ecko (Helsinki Hitmen)- 58 tackles, 3 interceptions, 62 PDs

FS: Tony McPherson (Amsterdam Magic Dragons)- 78 tackles, 2 interceptions, 2 FFum, 28 PDs
FS: Dr. Dew (South Beach Sea Hawks)- 68 tackles, 1 interception, 1 FFum, 5 PDs

SS: Whiskey Hurst (Amsterdam Red Lights)- 86 tackles, 2 interceptions, 1 FFum, 16 PDs
SS: Moore Blood (South Beach Sea Hawks)- 72 tackles, 14 PDs

K: Mats Sundin (Amsterdam Red Lights)- 97.7% PA, 89.3% FG
P: Cedric Berg (Barcelona Assassins)- 36.5yd punt average

KR: Ike Mr. INT Taylor (Athens Devils)- 45 returns, 26.4 average, 2 TDs
PR: bounce walkom (Amsterdam Magic Dragons)- 100 PR, 27.2 average, 16 TDs

Looks very nice, just not sure why Socrates Sampson isn't one of the TE's.

26 pancakes, 434.5 receiving yards, and 9 receiving TDs.

Lots of players can make a case to make the list. TEs/FBs are hard to pick from, because when I look at the stats they're generally not near the top of the receiving/rushing lists or the pancake lists. Same thing for SS/FS, as they don't usually get as many interceptions or PDs as CBs, and not as many tackles as linebackers.

So what I have to do is scour through 32 rosters and season stats and weigh the numbers. Sometimes a player or two slips through the cracks. I also go out of my way to find players from the lesser teams so I can have picks from teams other than the 5-6 at the top of the conference.

As it stands now out of the 43 players on this list there are only 8 teams represented.

Ugh, I hate picking the O-Line based so much on pancakes. Pass Protectors need some love too.

Originally posted by chunky04
Ugh, I hate picking the O-Line based so much on pancakes. Pass Protectors need some love too.Without watching 512 games I couldn't really choose any other way.

Look up the league team stats and pick the LOT from the team thats allowed the fewest sacks/hurries

I have no idea who that is btw. It could be one of my guys, but I'd guess it would be the Assassins.

Originally posted by chunky04
Look up the league team stats and pick the LOT from the team thats allowed the fewest sacks/hurries

I have no idea who that is btw. It could be one of my guys, but I'd guess it would be the Assassins.

Sacks come from all different positions, not just the RDE

Nice work!!

Nicely done. It is good to include guys from teams that struggled a bit.

Its true, but thats no less flawed than pancakes, and at least shares it around a bit

You actually tend to see more come from the LDE these days, because ROTs don't get the benefit of the Protect SA.

Sorry but you got the SS way wrong.

Universe Man 133 Tackles, 2 INT's,4 FFumb, and 22 PD.


He is the starting Safety no doubt.

He Only had 16 Miss Tackles btw

Originally posted by Chaingangsoxfan
He Only had 16 Miss Tackles btw

He only had 12 missed tackles, but yeah his other numbers are very good.

hate how FB rush stats are not in consideration, but fair enough, if you are going to base it on one stat, i guess pancakes are the leading stat.