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Date: 12/15/08


The Greek Gods would like to announce that they have resigned their biggest offensive playmakers from last season. QB Chucker Longfellow was the first to resign and is planning on staying with the team for a long time. 'I feel like I can stay here the rest of my career and we can have a proven winner and build something great here'. His favorite target DJ Johnson has signed until season 9, 'What can I say My boy Josh Childress lives near me now and its just fun here; he goes and plays ball I go catch it. I don't want to leave here as long as we got Chuck to throw it to me I'm in.'

The Gods also resigned their Tight End Brock Barnett Jr.; 'I realize we have something special building here, we weren't god this past year but hell you get Brock the Ball and we'll get down the field.' A new deep play threat emerged at the end of the season as Mwangi Kalamashaka started to develop; Mwangi came to the team straight from Kenya and has slowly picked up the game of football. 'Click click kok klok klok click'. Translated into English Mwangi said I learn to run and catch.

Two new backfield threats have emerged for the Greek Gods and both will look to make a big impact next season. Returner turned backup running back JaChris Skirrte decided to stay with the team after he heard of his new role. 'When Coach told me that I was going to have a big role in the offense next season I was excited. I wanted to do more for this team than run back some kicks I wanted to make an impact and now I have the chance to do that.' The Greek Gods also resigned former backup turned Starting running back DeTron Xavier(DeTron could not be reached for commment as he was in jail for his recent role in a night club brawl where he used a napkin holder as a knife[don't ask]).

Coach Apollo Chrysanthos had this to say about the resigning; "Well what can I say about the guys its good that they are all back. It helps me prepare for next season and develop an offense that can take advantage of these guys skill sets. With Chucker just pitchin it around any of those guys could break it for a touchdown at anytime; DJ, Brock and Mwangi can just run around and stick their hands out and Chucker will hit them they just gotta catch it." When told of JaChris's Skirtte's comments about his bigger role in the offense Chrysanthos said, "Wait what, Who said he had a bigger role? He did? Well I'll tell you what we'll see maybe he will get some carries these last couple of games to prove us something, otherwise he will be lucky to still be returner."

With all that said the best quote of the bunch came when Chrysanthos heard about Xavier being in jail; "Wait he's in jail again? He used a napkin holder as a knife, is that even possible? I hope this doesn't hurt our chemistry, but I'll tell you something I'm happy to go out on the field with that guy because as long as your wearing his same uniform you know he's not going to kill you with whatever he can get his hands on."

The season 7 offense for the Greek Gods folks, The running back will kill you at anytime, this could be a long year.
 


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