Warrior General Games

Alright - before I get started, I want to give full credit to janonymous, the owner of the Bel-Air Beardogs, who's original idea it was to do an All Conference team. Now that a quarter of the season is in the books and we have some stats to go by, I thought I'd update his work for the first quarter. Before I get started, I will confess that I am a GM of the Waco Davidians (It seems on all these content posts people have to get their homer status out there, so I'm just following the trend).


USA A #7 Western Conference All-stars, Through Week 4


First Team Offense:
QB: Hayden Fry, Denver Pirates
HB: Beard OG, Bel-Air Beardogs
FB: Dallas Morning, Spicewood Longhorns
WR: Henriques the Englishman, Denver Pirates
WR: Dick N. Balzonia, Portland Hitmen
TE: Abra-CRUSH Lincoln, Denver Pirates
C: Michael Strong, Denver Pirates
LT: Jake Figner, Oakland Wizards
RT: Pork Chop Jurgenson, Portland Hitmen
LG: Ogie Ogletorpe, Las Vegas Stunners
RG: Selvish Capers, Oakland Wizards

First Team Defense:
NT: Tubby Tank, Denver Pirates
DT: Mar Lo, Hartford Hellhounds
LDE: Wallace Stone, Waco Davidians
RDE: Gotch Yarbrough, Waco Davidians
MLB: Jodi Lynn, Ambridge Brigade
LOLB: Dee Talley, Oakland Wizards
ROLB: Strong Bow, Dallas Red Raiders
CB: Jean-Babtiste Emanuel Zorg, Waco Davidians
CB: Dexter Matsukado, Scottsdale Sun Demons
FS: Nic Wirrz, Denver Pirates
SS: Joe Clean, Waco Davidians


Second Team Offense:
QB: Hugh Laurie, Waco Davidians
HB: Greg Martin, New Brunswick n00bs
FB: Jack Tupp, Denver Pirates
WR: Doc Smooth, Waco Davidians
WR: Brad Mercer, Las Vegas Stunners
TE: Theboy Marlowe, Waco Davidians
C: M Webster, Spicewood Longhorns
LT: Watch Out, Hartford Hellhounds
RT: Johnny Behemoth, Hartford Hellhounds
LG: Dozier Hawkins, Denver Pirates
RG: Dexter Morgan II, Hartford Hellhounds

Second Team Defense:
NT: Major Luck, Oakland Wizards
DT: Miss Piggy, Denver Pirates
LDE: Sid “the Terror” Li, Oakland Wizards
RDE: Quinton Storm, Denver Pirates
MLB: Stingray Lewis, Miami Cyclones
LOLB: Bodi Dale, New Brunswick n00bs
ROLB: Odell Thurman, Scottsdale Sun Demons
CB: L. Advised Pass, Portland Hitmen
CB: Ken Beasly, Waco Davidians
FS: Behead Reed, Miami Cyclones
SS: Merc Anthony, Oakland Wizards


First Team Special Teams
K: David Allison, New Brunswick n00bs
P: Danny Highkick, Chicago Clams
R: Jimmy McNulty II, Hartford Hellhounds


Second Team Special Teams
K: Mirko "Cro-Cop" Filipovic, Waco Davidians
P: Pierna Gigante, Scottsdale Sun Demons
R: Marty Motallico, Waco Davidians


The vast, vast majority of these were done based on stats - but in some cases I was forced to look at other key attributes such as name originality, profile picture, and hair color.

Cordell Walker CB Bel Air Beardogs gets my nomination for this list

Wow, very nice. Yeah, it's easier to admit to homerism, then people have no right to complain about what is written. If they don't agree, then they can make their own lists, haha.

Originally posted by Prizzle
Cordell Walker CB Bel Air Beardogs gets my nomination for this list

Yeah my decision for the last 2 CB spots was between L.Advised, Walker and Beasly. I almost went with Walker over Beasly purely to avoid the appearance of favoritism, but in the end two reasons placed Walker in third here.

The first was stats:

L. Advised Pass - 18 tackles, 9 passes defended, 2 int
Ken Beasly - 16 tackles, 16 passes defended, 1 int, 1 fumble forced
Cordell Walker - 10 tackles, 8 passes defended, 2 int

At the end of the day, the other guys had created the same number of turnovers but also made more tackles and defended more passes.

The second reason was schedule strength. The Davidians and the Hitmen have played the hardest schedules so far - both teams have played Denver, Hartford, and Oakland when they were undefeated.

Cordell is a great player though, and was well worthy of making the list.

Good job RJ. This conference rocks!

I was surprised to see Beard OG on any teams. Well done OG

Originally posted by Resuna
I was surprised to see Beard OG on any teams. Well done OG

Beard had some impressive stats, and I think he led the league in TDs

Greg Martin
^league leading rusher
Beard OG
^not so much

Of course now that he's had a run in with the tubby tank those stats are somewhat blemished by the 3 fumbles from his last game.....but still....cant deny the league leading rusher part =)

Originally posted by martig101
Greg Martin
^conference leading rusher
Beard OG
^not so much

Of course now that he's had a run in with the tubby tank those stats are somewhat blemished by the 3 fumbles from his last game.....but still....cant deny the league leading rusher part =)

Beard OG
^ leads the conference in rushing TDs, 3rd in the league
Greg Martin
^ not even in the top 10

EDIT: Quote fixed

only 4 others have scored more rushing touchdowns than Martin. and 2 others have scored the same amount....by my reconing thats a 3 way tie for 5th as far as rushing touchdown production is concerened....so again

Greg Martin>Beard OG


dont get me wrong Beard is doin a hell of a job, but still the next closest HB has almost 100 yards less on almost 10 carries more than Martin.

*edit...that should read conference instead of league on the first post

Originally posted by martig101
only 4 others have scored more rushing touchdowns than Martin. and 2 others have scored the same amount....by my reconing thats a 3 way tie for 5th as far as rushing touchdown production is concerened....so again


Sounds like an excuse for not being in the top 10 to me. You - 4 TDs, Beard - 7 TDs

He gets it done when it matters most. Yards aren't the only thing that matters.

ehh....check the stats even with a 3 way battle for 5th thats the number 5 with a th next to it, the number that comes before 6, but after 4, the worst he could possibly be is 7th the number that comes before 8, but after 6. either way...STILL in the top 10.....so where is the excuse for not being in the top 10?? im not seeing one...as far as i can tell that is in the top 10


*edit and BTW Martin is EXACTLY #10 in the LEAGUE for TDs, while still 2nd in the LEAGUE for rushing yards

Originally posted by martig101
ehh....check the stats even with a 3 way battle for 5th thats the number 5 with a th next to it, the number that comes before 6, but after 4, the worst he could possibly be is 7th the number that comes before 8, but after 6. either way...STILL in the top 10.....so where is the excuse for not being in the top 10?? im not seeing one...as far as i can tell that is in the top 10


*edit and BTW Martin is EXACTLY #10 in the LEAGUE for TDs, while still 2nd in the LEAGUE for rushing yards

/shrug sorry your e-footballer didn't get mega props from rj who took a neutral approach. He's still second team so what are you complaining about? I always give your guy props when he has good games.

Lets just be honest though, its not like you have the most neutral opinion on this issue ;-)

EDIT: I'm confused. On the league stat leaders, the lowest person in the top 10 has 5 TDs... you have 4. How exactly does that put you in the top 10 again?

lmao of course im a homer...thats why i posted
i may have miss counted the number of players with 5 tds when i was checking the league stats...oops

When I made this list, the decision was between Martin and Beard for first team. Martin had most yards and 5th most tds. Beard had second most yards and most TDs. To me that made Beard more effective as a back, and so I gave him the nod.