WESTERN CONFERENCE
Triple BBB VS North Bay Drift
The owner of the North Bay Drift gets the gameball for our last three games after calling us out on the forums, but his squad is no match for the B's. B's by 35.
Alberta Irikunjadi VS Prince George Warriors
I'll never pronounce Alberta's team name properly. So I'll just keep referring to them by City name. The Warriors are a good solid ball club, but they never seem to do that well against Alberta. Tonight is no different. Alberta by 16.
Unsavory Gentlemen VS Canada Dragons
As much as it fucking pains me to give an opponent props in any way or form, Canada has played the most improved ball in the final quarter of the season. They got upset potential, but they won't do it. UG by 20.
Genosha X-Men VS Vancouver Vikings
Lets face it, the X-Men are a one trick fucking pony, but they are the best one trick pony in the league. Too much talent for the Vikes. X-Men by 24.
EASTERN CONFERENCE
I don't really care about the East, but I'm bored so I'll predict their games too.
Regina Pounders VS Thunder Bay Hitmen
The Pounders are in a league of their own in the East. They would be about the #4th seed in the West. Pounders by 21.
Cold Lake Freeze VS Windsor Warhammers
I don't really know anything about the Warhammers. Cold Lake has a guy on the squad with a picture of a Steeler as his Avatar I think. I think he talks in all caps and maybe the third person. That's braggable. Freeze by 13.
Alberta Gamblers VS New Jack Hustlers
I know less about the Hustlers than the Warhammers. Since Alberta beat them by 32 two games ago, I'll only say 28 this time. Gamblers by 28.
St John's Fog Devils VS Toronto Thunder
St John's has a wierd ass team logo. I think I liked the old one better, the one with the little red dude from Press Your Luck. This is probably the best game of the night. Toss-up. Fuck that, toss ups are for pussys. Upset special says Toronto by a FG in overtime.
Triple BBB VS North Bay Drift
The owner of the North Bay Drift gets the gameball for our last three games after calling us out on the forums, but his squad is no match for the B's. B's by 35.
Alberta Irikunjadi VS Prince George Warriors
I'll never pronounce Alberta's team name properly. So I'll just keep referring to them by City name. The Warriors are a good solid ball club, but they never seem to do that well against Alberta. Tonight is no different. Alberta by 16.
Unsavory Gentlemen VS Canada Dragons
As much as it fucking pains me to give an opponent props in any way or form, Canada has played the most improved ball in the final quarter of the season. They got upset potential, but they won't do it. UG by 20.
Genosha X-Men VS Vancouver Vikings
Lets face it, the X-Men are a one trick fucking pony, but they are the best one trick pony in the league. Too much talent for the Vikes. X-Men by 24.
EASTERN CONFERENCE
I don't really care about the East, but I'm bored so I'll predict their games too.
Regina Pounders VS Thunder Bay Hitmen
The Pounders are in a league of their own in the East. They would be about the #4th seed in the West. Pounders by 21.
Cold Lake Freeze VS Windsor Warhammers
I don't really know anything about the Warhammers. Cold Lake has a guy on the squad with a picture of a Steeler as his Avatar I think. I think he talks in all caps and maybe the third person. That's braggable. Freeze by 13.
Alberta Gamblers VS New Jack Hustlers
I know less about the Hustlers than the Warhammers. Since Alberta beat them by 32 two games ago, I'll only say 28 this time. Gamblers by 28.
St John's Fog Devils VS Toronto Thunder
St John's has a wierd ass team logo. I think I liked the old one better, the one with the little red dude from Press Your Luck. This is probably the best game of the night. Toss-up. Fuck that, toss ups are for pussys. Upset special says Toronto by a FG in overtime.