The time is here. Let the season 6 zeta playoff predictions begin. I will do my best swift impersonation, which will totally suck, but here I go.
#8. Devonport Devils
vs.
#1. Wellington Assassins
Can anybody knock these cats off? Only Apia got close(selfless promotion), but somebody must be able to, right? Devonport will need an act of God, and unfortunately God will not be on the Devils side in this one. Devonport will need to find a way to better their running game, and utilize their passing attack in an efficient manner if they have any chance of pulling a "NY Giants" upset. Wellington just needs to not screw up, and it's hard to imagine that happening with what they have done over the season. Pinpoint precision should get the assassins through this one 42-17.
#5. Perth Pirates
vs.
#4. Sydney Sea Wasps
This game was a shootout during the regular season, and I don't expect anything less. Running backs might as well stay home and count their money for this one. I think Sydney is pissed about the regular season loss, but am picking the Pirates in an upset here. That is of course if the Pirates fully scout an interesting D that Sydney runs. If they don't account for the angles Sydney's defense takes, their entire gameplan could backfire. The Pirates tell Sydney to bug off. 49-45.
#7. Newcastle Mountain Lions
vs.
#2. Newcastle Dream
Whoever loses should change their name. There can only be one Newcastle. The Dream are fresh off another great season, are fully deep in a "Belichick" situation, and they wonder if they can finally capture a league trophy. The Mountain Lions on the otherhand are a far better team than their record indicates. The Lions should know what is coming, and the Dream aren't going to back down from it. Choo Choo.....will anyone stop this train that has rushed for over 7,000 yards. Unfortunately, I think not. The Dream run their way to another victory. 38-17
#5.DECATUR STALEYS
vs.
#3. Olden Swillers
It's the Bears vs. the Oilers. Maybe? Who knows. But it sounds good. As I flashback to the 1992 Monday Night Football game between these two squads, things painfully become familiar. The Bears don't have a QB, Ditka's blood pressure is through the roof, and this isn't 1985. On the otherhand, Warren Moon is licking his chops waiting to unload his run and gun offense. It's an ugly game for the Bears, as Houston forces 3 turnovers. Houston takes the lead and never looks back in this one. 24-7
EDIT
I almost forgot my annual playoffs music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBA-xi8WuCU
#8. Devonport Devils
vs.
#1. Wellington Assassins
Can anybody knock these cats off? Only Apia got close(selfless promotion), but somebody must be able to, right? Devonport will need an act of God, and unfortunately God will not be on the Devils side in this one. Devonport will need to find a way to better their running game, and utilize their passing attack in an efficient manner if they have any chance of pulling a "NY Giants" upset. Wellington just needs to not screw up, and it's hard to imagine that happening with what they have done over the season. Pinpoint precision should get the assassins through this one 42-17.
#5. Perth Pirates
vs.
#4. Sydney Sea Wasps
This game was a shootout during the regular season, and I don't expect anything less. Running backs might as well stay home and count their money for this one. I think Sydney is pissed about the regular season loss, but am picking the Pirates in an upset here. That is of course if the Pirates fully scout an interesting D that Sydney runs. If they don't account for the angles Sydney's defense takes, their entire gameplan could backfire. The Pirates tell Sydney to bug off. 49-45.
#7. Newcastle Mountain Lions
vs.
#2. Newcastle Dream
Whoever loses should change their name. There can only be one Newcastle. The Dream are fresh off another great season, are fully deep in a "Belichick" situation, and they wonder if they can finally capture a league trophy. The Mountain Lions on the otherhand are a far better team than their record indicates. The Lions should know what is coming, and the Dream aren't going to back down from it. Choo Choo.....will anyone stop this train that has rushed for over 7,000 yards. Unfortunately, I think not. The Dream run their way to another victory. 38-17
#5.DECATUR STALEYS
vs.
#3. Olden Swillers
It's the Bears vs. the Oilers. Maybe? Who knows. But it sounds good. As I flashback to the 1992 Monday Night Football game between these two squads, things painfully become familiar. The Bears don't have a QB, Ditka's blood pressure is through the roof, and this isn't 1985. On the otherhand, Warren Moon is licking his chops waiting to unload his run and gun offense. It's an ugly game for the Bears, as Houston forces 3 turnovers. Houston takes the lead and never looks back in this one. 24-7
EDIT
I almost forgot my annual playoffs music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBA-xi8WuCU
Last edited Dec 12, 2008 20:19:23