Warrior General Games

We're crap, overrated and can't wait until someone wipes the smug smile off our faces.

We have an underdeveloped defensive line, an anemic receiver corp built around a pair of mercenary stars we had to bribe to join us, a QB with one eye and our defensive has a shared IQ of 11, with our 3rd string CPU FS having 4 of those.

We're unimaginative in attack, ponderous in defence, we've got players who last the endzone in junior high and have spent the last 5 years playing competitive Tiddlywinks in College.

We have the kind of gameplan a child could plot with a crayon, screens that even Stevie Wonder could read, and backs Heather Mills McCartney could stop with a jug of water.

The only thing going for us is a QB with the longest name in professional sports and a kicker who hits the target more often than misses.

We are the Divots.

Beat us.

Reverse thrash talkin'? Hum, I smell a ruse!

You were lucky against us in week 1 is all I can say.

Like I said, our Kicker is pretty much the only thing going for us.

I'd hang your head in shame for losing to our sorry shower of talentless hacks. Hang, in, shame.

you're 4-0-0. When you playing the panthers?

Week 10, but we'll be 4-5 by then with no confidence, sub-30 chemistry and energy levels bucketed out due to poor man management.

We'll have to trade away our best players just to pay off the monstrous loan we'll be taking out to pay the sign-on fee for the next Michael Vick.

Originally posted by Koncorde
Week 10, but we'll be 4-5 by then with no confidence, sub-30 chemistry and energy levels bucketed out due to poor man management.

We'll have to trade away our best players just to pay off the monstrous loan we'll be taking out to pay the sign-on fee for the next Michael Vick.

Gotta love this! Would love to play you guys some time

Do you promise to beat us? Or are you just going to walk away in shame too?

watch out for the sim

was up 17-0 on grass roots, then computer took out my stud rb and starting qb for the whole 2nd half, cpu players fumbled the game away



nice job by the admin, keep adding bugged additions to the game! its not about losing, but how they lost. my team got sim'd!

Our owner's off his meds again and he's like Al Davis' drunken brother at the best of times. Apologies.

Originally posted by Adelpiero10
watch out for the sim

was up 17-0 on grass roots, then computer took out my stud rb and starting qb for the whole 2nd half, cpu players fumbled the game away

nice job by the admin, keep adding bugged additions to the game! its not about losing, but how they lost. my team got sim'd!

Apparently you can't manage your team energy. So I've heard.

Next time I'll make sure to have our team auto-sub out our best players. My fault for having some kind of misguided confidence in opposition teams to do a proper job.

That sounded suspiciously like proper smack talk Dave. Sort it out.

Anyway all this is lies. The only reason the Divots have won is that they have an exploit tight end and have incriminating pictures of Nevada Pete's agent eating a 12 foot pizza. (if you know what I mean. And, no, no you don't). Take the tight end and surprisingly rubbish Nevada Pete out of the team and they'd be losing by 20 points every game instead of spawning their way to victory in the final quarter.

They'll be found out as soon as the rest of the division levels up close to them. And as they're all too stingy to buy any flex points their moment of "glory" will be fleeting anyway.

That's how crap a GM I am, I can't even smack talk right. Apologies Narkle.

The last thing Nevada Pete caught was from a $20 hooker, and even then he had to tip it to himself.

And don't even get me started on those lazy pantfishing antipodean defensive ends. The only sacks they'll get this year come in the form of P45's.

Hah, too late even for that Dave :checkit:

Originally posted by Koncorde
That's how crap a GM I am, I can't even smack talk right. Apologies Narkle.


That's alright. At least you didn't mention the real reason all his players were subbed out just after they'd ripped us a new hole.

Originally posted by Koncorde
I'd hang your head in shame for losing to our sorry shower of talentless hacks. Hang, in, shame.

Well we were just innocent lvl 1s back then.

[Scooby Doo Villan Voice]

We'll get you next season!

[/Scooby Doo Villan Voice]

:Shakes fist