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Q: What has 10 arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Congo Cripplers OL

The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The Congo Cripplers are Championship contenders."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"

Why do Congo Cripplers players keep their Wonderlic results on their dash boards?
So they can park in the handicap spaces.

You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a player of Congo Crippler. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the Congo Crippler player.........twice.




 
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well now,
 
G.O.D Turner
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hahaha...hate on Congo and entertaining at the same time! It doesn't get much better than that...
 
rjssob
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More Dune Hopper jealousy, I love it. Turner and the fun bunch can keep proving their worthlessness each and every season as the bar is set very low. You guys have your little hand job fests about how you have some fun on your forums and the Cripplers will do what we do best, WIN! The record for Hoppers is 0 for existence against the Cripplers but you continue to talk for reasons unknown to anybody! Enjoy your usual one playoff game and exit this season!
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AD_SoDope
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haha, nice write-up Kharton. It made me
 
tkired
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hahahaha

rimjobber, perhaps some form of wit in your response would have been appropriate. Kharton took the time and made us laugh, you took the time, and sounded like an arsehole.
 
dodohead
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rjssob is one of those serious people...don't know this is JUST A GAME!!!!
 
AD_SoDope
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in b4 RJ
 
rjssob
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Yup, I am real serious all the time! Lots of chit chat from the Hoppers who consistently do nothing year in and year out. Spend less time posting nonsense and maybe spend a little time with a tactic or two and then you might earn a tiny bit of respect, until then you will all just continue to be a joke in whichever league you are in....

Like I said, Turner and the Fun Bunch have lost more game this season than we have in 3 so you should really keep yourselves in check...

Now appearing Turner and Fun Bunch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI57jh1rQos
Last edited Dec 12, 2008 11:44:30
 
AD_SoDope
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In B4 Turner
 
ethanga62890
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Those are oldddddddddddddddddddddddd
 
G.O.D Turner
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Rimjob!
 
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I know your team plays much better than them, but I really don't think they're jealous of you dude. In fact, this is humanity's last stand in my mind...I'm hoping people are stable/sane enough to not get jealous of some internet football guy.
 
rjssob
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It is kind of old and boring to say the least...Turner you know you love Marky Marky!
Last edited Dec 12, 2008 13:29:02
 
dodohead
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why the edit?
 
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