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SpreadThePink
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As we take our last gasp for air in a desperation move to make the playoffs, the Apia Evil are holding 2 for 1 BJ's tonight at our team hotel. We have brought in the finest selection of women for use at your discretion. Your entire team is comp'd this special for the entire evening, as well as free bottle service of cobra whiskey. On the menu will be braised mountain lion, smoked falcon, and a side of mashed staley potatoes. Our flamboyant, and most certainly eccentric QB is covering the tab.


Regrets Only,
The Apia Evil


 
tswfyu
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Hey, we never received payment for our loss to Apia in the season 4 playoffs!!
Don't trust them Sydney!
 
RedskinOne
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Good luck Evil, you guys deserve a playoff bid the way you have played the 2nd half, looks like you will need a big effort tomorrow against the Wasps combined with a Perth loss.
 
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Thanks.


..........and let the party begin. Shots!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
RedskinOne
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Dont let VosFrost or anyone else from the Dream into the VIP room, they will just ugly it up.
 
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Originally posted by SpreadThePink
As we take our last gasp for air in a desperation move to make the playoffs, the Apia Evil are holding 2 for 1 BJ's tonight at our team hotel. We have brought in the finest selection of women for use at your discretion. Your entire team is comp'd this special for the entire evening, as well as free bottle service of cobra whiskey. On the menu will be braised mountain lion, smoked falcon, and a side of mashed staley potatoes. Our flamboyant, and most certainly eccentric QB is covering the tab.


Regrets Only,
The Apia Evil




Awesome! Now about this 2-for-1 BJs, who's doing the BJing?

My QB Cornbread's on his way!
 
SpreadThePink
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I think you missed the second sentence.
 
SpreadThePink
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I just caught that in the first sentence.......desparation? It's desparate stupid. Stop drinking.


*facepalm*
 
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Nice job Sydney. A game winning score with 10 seconds left. We tried to wear you down with booze and hookers, but it just didn't happen.
 
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Originally posted by SpreadThePink
Nice job Sydney. A game winning score with 10 seconds left. We tried to wear you down with booze and hookers, but it just didn't happen.


Though my boozed-and-sexed up QB did only have something like a 50% completion percentage.

You guys played very admirably today. It's a shame to lose a playoff berth like that. You'll be back in the thick of it next season, I guarantee.
 
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Good game Apia......I cant take many more of those. Also congrats to Davenport on helping us to a home game!
 
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Even if we would have won, swift's team pulled an upset, so we would have been out anyway.


As we always say with the Cubbies....."wait till next year"



Hope you guys enjoyed the party.
 


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