Congo Gorillas vs. Zimbabwe Bush Squirrel Rebellion CPU
Does anyone really care? Honestly…anyone? Bueller? Bueller? I will have to pick on Congo here since I don’t think they can even beat a lowly CPU team. It isn’t their fault Bort screwed em, but it has to be frustrating to be in the spot they are in.
Congo Game Song: INXS – Never Tear Us Apart
ZBSR Game Song: Screw you bot bastards
Kalahari Night Riders vs. African Killer Frogs
Once again I feel no shame picking Kalahari this game. If they lose this game, I will retire Chivas (Which with the season he is having might not be a bad idea anyway).
Kalahari Game Song: Saigon Kick – Love is on the Way (I can see it in your eyes tonniiigggghhhtttttt bay beeeee)
Frogs Game Song: Wilson Phillips – Next to You (Someday I’ll Be)
Bombali Brown-Browns vs. Seychelles Island Sea Wolves
Decent match up here, which means that KFed will choke under pressure, thus leaving Seychelles gimped more than the Generals vs. Bulls matchup. Normally when I pick Seychelles, hoping they lose by the curse, they end up winning though, so Brown-Browns win.
Bombali Game Song: Primus – Is it Luck? (Nonoedy no nedy no nedy no, she wasn’t impressed at all!)
Seychelles Game Song: Megadeth – Wake Up Dead
Jupiter Snipers vs. South African Bulls
A matchup for the ages, the thunder from down under, the brawl for it….screw it, waste of time trying to make this game exciting. Bulls win.
Snipers Game Song: Trace Adkins – One of Those Nights
Bulls Game Song: Scorpions – Winds of Change
Fort Wayne Generals vs. Tijuana Thundercats
Thunder, thunder, THUNDERCATS HO!!!!!!! Yeah we lose. Hope it’s a good one Tea-a-huana.
Mozambique Starvin Marvins vs. Beltway Bandits
Zique has been struggling lately as Robb, I am sure, is intentionally losing to get a lower seed in the playoffs. Beltway is in a struggle for the last playoff spot, and a win today would clinch it since they own the tie-breaker with Zimbabwe. If they lose, and the Beavers beat the ShadowChasers somehow, then it’s a whole new ballgame since their next game is against Bombali, and Beavers face a slightly easier Tijuana team. Either way, Beltway needs this win BAD. No pressure, don’t fuck it up. I think Zique will win this one, but I don’t want to jinx them. I want Beltway to have a good shot at the playoffs, but don’t want to jinx them either. I am going with a tie-OT game, so both teams have a fair and equal, no chivas interference game.
Zique Game Song: Tool – The Patient
Bandits Game Song: ABBA – The Winner Takes it All
Ethiopian Starvin' Marvins vs. Tuscaloosa Bulls
Wow what a matchup. Although the Marvins can rest easy with a playoff berth, home field advantage is calling their name. A Zique loss could help that cause quite a bit. However, the Bulls are still going for a number one seed. Both teams are going to fight hard to accomplish those goals. I personally think the Bulls will be the one to reach it.
Marvins Game Song: Eminem – Curtains Close
Bulls Game Song: Metallica - One
Zimbabwe Beavers vs. Sahara ShadowChasers
See the above Zique, Beltway backstory. The Beavers need this bad.
Beavers Game Song: Adam Ant – Desperate, But Not Serious
Sahara Game Song: Pink Floyd – Comfortably Numb
Sahara Sandstorm vs. Doinitin Djibouti
Fluff match, easy win for DD
Sahara Game Song: Deadsure - Killed
DD Game Song: Macy Gray – Slap a Bitch
Does anyone really care? Honestly…anyone? Bueller? Bueller? I will have to pick on Congo here since I don’t think they can even beat a lowly CPU team. It isn’t their fault Bort screwed em, but it has to be frustrating to be in the spot they are in.
Congo Game Song: INXS – Never Tear Us Apart
ZBSR Game Song: Screw you bot bastards
Kalahari Night Riders vs. African Killer Frogs
Once again I feel no shame picking Kalahari this game. If they lose this game, I will retire Chivas (Which with the season he is having might not be a bad idea anyway).
Kalahari Game Song: Saigon Kick – Love is on the Way (I can see it in your eyes tonniiigggghhhtttttt bay beeeee)
Frogs Game Song: Wilson Phillips – Next to You (Someday I’ll Be)
Bombali Brown-Browns vs. Seychelles Island Sea Wolves
Decent match up here, which means that KFed will choke under pressure, thus leaving Seychelles gimped more than the Generals vs. Bulls matchup. Normally when I pick Seychelles, hoping they lose by the curse, they end up winning though, so Brown-Browns win.
Bombali Game Song: Primus – Is it Luck? (Nonoedy no nedy no nedy no, she wasn’t impressed at all!)
Seychelles Game Song: Megadeth – Wake Up Dead
Jupiter Snipers vs. South African Bulls
A matchup for the ages, the thunder from down under, the brawl for it….screw it, waste of time trying to make this game exciting. Bulls win.
Snipers Game Song: Trace Adkins – One of Those Nights
Bulls Game Song: Scorpions – Winds of Change
Fort Wayne Generals vs. Tijuana Thundercats
Thunder, thunder, THUNDERCATS HO!!!!!!! Yeah we lose. Hope it’s a good one Tea-a-huana.
Mozambique Starvin Marvins vs. Beltway Bandits
Zique has been struggling lately as Robb, I am sure, is intentionally losing to get a lower seed in the playoffs. Beltway is in a struggle for the last playoff spot, and a win today would clinch it since they own the tie-breaker with Zimbabwe. If they lose, and the Beavers beat the ShadowChasers somehow, then it’s a whole new ballgame since their next game is against Bombali, and Beavers face a slightly easier Tijuana team. Either way, Beltway needs this win BAD. No pressure, don’t fuck it up. I think Zique will win this one, but I don’t want to jinx them. I want Beltway to have a good shot at the playoffs, but don’t want to jinx them either. I am going with a tie-OT game, so both teams have a fair and equal, no chivas interference game.
Zique Game Song: Tool – The Patient
Bandits Game Song: ABBA – The Winner Takes it All
Ethiopian Starvin' Marvins vs. Tuscaloosa Bulls
Wow what a matchup. Although the Marvins can rest easy with a playoff berth, home field advantage is calling their name. A Zique loss could help that cause quite a bit. However, the Bulls are still going for a number one seed. Both teams are going to fight hard to accomplish those goals. I personally think the Bulls will be the one to reach it.
Marvins Game Song: Eminem – Curtains Close
Bulls Game Song: Metallica - One
Zimbabwe Beavers vs. Sahara ShadowChasers
See the above Zique, Beltway backstory. The Beavers need this bad.
Beavers Game Song: Adam Ant – Desperate, But Not Serious
Sahara Game Song: Pink Floyd – Comfortably Numb
Sahara Sandstorm vs. Doinitin Djibouti
Fluff match, easy win for DD
Sahara Game Song: Deadsure - Killed
DD Game Song: Macy Gray – Slap a Bitch






























