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Washington D.C. (Reuters) - The Washington Capitals have decided to hold eating competitions prior to the next two games to build camaraderie. In lieu of these two events tickets will be offered to the typically restricted practices for fans to watch and cheer on their favorite players. Those who have pre-puchased tickets to the Washington Championship Parade and Party may present those for access.

Recently, after on and off-field fights between Chris Simon and Prince Darius... Traphixx Anderson and Joe Championship... Olaf Kolzig and Jones Drew ... Lance Lockdown and Sir Chuea ... David Hater and Reginald Denny... the list goes on and on.. the Capitals have found themselves spiraling out of control, suffering two losses to what inside the Caps' locker room have been called, "pussy-ass bitch" teams.

General Manager, Kono, reportedly has been playing puppateer, pitting players against each other, in order to accrue a couple of losses to compensate for the stipulation in the GLB that no undefeated team is allowed to win a championship. Admerylous, the Capitals' long-time owner, apparently has reportedly not done a single constructive thing for the team since mid-way through last season after organizing the team sex cruise.

Admadayous FTW!!!

So is everyone on the caps finally seeing how stupid their front office is?

A sex cruise? I figured Daria taking it up the ass from Fud on the SS Sausage would improve team morale immensely.
If you're gonna go the eating route, just make sure Princess isn't cooking so she can game plan.

enjoy..


just remember dont try to be cute against the PPE...avoid Pud Rice at all costs.

Ohhh, Pud Rice. Hmm. Let's put him to the test.

I gotta say, Pud Rice is the man when it comes to interceptions. He managed to snag some that were yards away from him in our game.

Ad, will there be punch and pie.

My client's contract clearly states there must be punch and pie, and that the pie be non-dairy.

well shit, my clients' contracts state that there shall be NO PUNCH of any kind at eating competitions. looks like another fight!

I demand no girls over the age of 19
Preferably starting at age 16

Thanks!

Is the prize a t-shirt? If so, I hope PD wins, and puts it on ASAP.

and you guys dont like this team? gold jerry! gold!

Originally posted by Admerylous

Those who have pre-puchased tickets to the Washington Championship Parade and Party may present those for access.


Are the tickets purchased during Season 3 still valid for this?

Originally posted by RayRay99
Originally posted by Admerylous


Those who have pre-puchased tickets to the Washington Championship Parade and Party may present those for access.


Are the tickets purchased during Season 3 still valid for this?


LMFAO!

Originally posted by RayRay99


Are the tickets purchased during Season 3 still valid for this?


Consider this an unofficial warning. Keep up the unnecessary trash talk and I will report you to the moderators.