After many weeks of introspection, I have finally come to a decision. At seasons end, my contract with the Washington Crapitals expires, at which time I will be saddling up with a new team. I have had many suitors since making my intentions known, including such fine franchises as the Oklahoma Bootleggerz, the Boston Bears, and whatever team niners234234 plays for. But one team stood head-and-shoulders above the rest! Yes, that's right--next season, I, Joe Championship, shall be a Walla Walla Wacker.
If you're wondering why I'd choose a middle-of-the-pack West team, you need to read these boards more often. I'm not in it for a championship; I'm not in it for the stats. I'm in it or the opportunity--fuck that, THE PRIVILEGE--of being on the same team as one of the greatest minds to ever grace GLB: DrkSandman. Frankly, he's incredibly witty, and his man parts are so fucking big. I want to be his friend. I want to grind with him and let his manly musk wash over me. O' Captain my Captain, wherever you're heading, I humbly beg, I plead, take me with you. DrkSandman, to many you're simply a troll; but to me, homie, you're a warm, inviting hole.
If you're wondering why I'd choose a middle-of-the-pack West team, you need to read these boards more often. I'm not in it for a championship; I'm not in it for the stats. I'm in it or the opportunity--fuck that, THE PRIVILEGE--of being on the same team as one of the greatest minds to ever grace GLB: DrkSandman. Frankly, he's incredibly witty, and his man parts are so fucking big. I want to be his friend. I want to grind with him and let his manly musk wash over me. O' Captain my Captain, wherever you're heading, I humbly beg, I plead, take me with you. DrkSandman, to many you're simply a troll; but to me, homie, you're a warm, inviting hole.
