Warrior General Games

We're live here in Lethbridge where I, Rachel Iwanthalfyerdough, am sitting here outside the visiting locker room of the Algoma Arena Rockers with their star linebacker, Gotcha McGillicuddy.

RI: Gotcha, thank you again for meeting us today even in these trying times for yourself and your team, Algoma.

Gotcha: Excuse me? Did you say "trying times?" Exactly what the hell are you talkin' bout with this "trying times" palabra woman?

RI: Well, I hate to break the news to you Gotcha, but your team, Algoma, is currently on a 3 game losing streak after today's game and has lost 6 of its last 8...On top of that, Algoma gave up its first touchdown of the year to Duane Reno of the Laval Lumberjacks a game ago...

Gotcha: Whoa whoa whoa...Hold the phone...What matters here is the pure excellence of execution that is Gotcha McGillicuddy...Record is irrelevant. Do you realize that as we stand here and do this interview, there are literally thousands of advertisers, football teams looking for a trade and make-a-wish foundations tryin' to just score any type of corner of the profits that ooze from yours truly. Gotcha's agent actually refers to Gotcha as "Profit" ya know that toots?

RI: Uh...No I didn't know that...but back to what I was saying...Were you thinking about profits on the sideline when Mr. Reno scored that touchdown as you sat by helpless?

Gotcha: Gotcha has had a good long talk with his teammates after that sad play...Had he known that something that crazy happening was possible, he would have never turned around to get a drink from the water cooler...He would have shot that dude a glare from the sidelines and he would have dropped the ball before that play ever developed in fear. Wait a second...We're talking about Laval right?

RI: Yes...It happened vs. the Laval Lumberjacks.

Gotcha: Gotcha must apologize...He mixes all these toolbags up after a while...Just a bunch of Gotcha never-will-be's when it comes down to it...But I recall, wasn't the Laval TE the guy that was runnin' his yap in Gotcha's general direction?

RI: I think you are mistaken Gotcha...That was Flex Apollo, the OTHER tight end on Laval. He didn't score any touchdowns...but did have a couple catches.

Gotcha: *thinks for a moment* Nah...Don't remember anybody named Flash...

RI: Flex Gotcha...Flex.

Gotcha: Easy baby...That kind of stuff doesn't happen unless I see a check in my hand.

RI: *flustered* His name, Gotcha...His name! I don't want you to....Oh never mind...Good grief.

RI: Continuing on, recently there has been some discussion your way about your being a bad influence on the league with your antics...Your thoughts?

Gotcha: Antics? B*tch I know you didn't just say antics...I should walk out on yo ass right now I should...but the world needs Gotcha in their lives...so I'll let you slide, for their sake. Now, as to what yer babblin' about...In regards to your question, Gotcha can only say that there are two shades of green in this world. Gotcha Green. The green that puts the butts in the seats, brings light when there is darkness and puts money in everyone's wallets. Then there's Not Gotcha Green...The kind that stems from bitterness, envy, spite, jealousy, the lustful desire to have one-one millionth of the cash, good looks, talent, charisma and overall greatness of THE Gotcha McGillicuddy...Know what I'm sayin'?

RI: Oh...I think I get that one...You're great...They're jealous, right?

Gotcha: Hey, you said it baby.

RI: Actually, Gotcha, you said it.

Gotcha: Whatever makes your kegel go boom.

RI: Huh? Nevermind...I don't want to know. Gotcha, a few of the local agents and players in the league have been having a little fun posting videos of some of your, shall we say, not so stellar plays in recent weeks...One in particular is a Mr. Bluto, agent to senator blutarsky of the Laval Lumberjacks...We have some footage of one of the plays he's been playing for the league...Take a look:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=237641&pbp_id=7632960

Gotcha: *blinks* That dude, what was his name again? Wimpy? Well, Wimpy is a sh*t at talkin' sh*t if that's the play he's been whoring around...Speaking of, do you even have editors woman? That's a terrible question. Stop giving your time to these scrubs, and more importantly, wasting Gotcha's time with their hack material...They couldn't sell a glass of water to someone dyin' of thirst in a desert...

RI: I'll try to do better next time, Gotcha.

Gotcha: Don't try...Do.

RI: Alright...Next question, it appears that your team, Algoma, is in jeopardy of making the playoffs and realistically must win out, including a rivalry match against Marley's Pot Puffing Ingredients...Do you think you guys can do it?

Gotcha: Gotcha not only knows that he is going to do it...

RI: *interrupting* You mean Algoma, right?

Gotcha: Woman! You must be crazy interrupting Gotcha McGillicuddy...I will neuter your embryos! *moment of silence and calming* Now, where was Gotcha...Oh yes...Gotcha not only knows that he is going to do it, but that leaf smokin' one man gang foo is gonna get his ass lit up...he he...Get it? LIT UP? HA! GOTCHA KILLS GOTCHA! *slaps knee*

RI: You're a regular Howie Mandel Gotcha...Ok...Final Question...Your teammate since high school, reunited with you here in Canada, Smokin' Aces has claimed: "Everyone knows the only LB on Algoma worth mentioning has a certain, ehhh, SMOKIN' quality about him." Your thoughts on this?

Gotcha: Gotcha really hopes that foo is talkin' about Gotcha's good looks...cuz if he's implyin' what Gotcha thinks he is implying...Aw hell naw...Gotcha's been carryin' that boy's jock since he was a wee one playin' TE and walked off the field cryin' cuz Gotcha wouldn't let him catch the ball...So Gotcha took him under his wing and let him play alongside so that he could bask in Gotcha's glory and look good...Dude even went to the same college as Gotcha ridin' the scholarship Gotcha earned for him on the field. To think he would imply such a horrendous thing. *thinks for a moment* Maybe he's doping...Would be a shame...He really isn't that bad of a kid...Gambling problem...Now doping...Slippery slope...Eh well...Not Gotcha's problem...He's got enough on his hands carryin' the defense in alchy's wake......

RI: Uhhh...Very interesting Gotcha...That's all the time we have for today...Thank you for your time.

Gotcha: You bets ta thank me woman...Gotcha puts food on your table.

*fade to black*

marley imo

**Breaking News**

On Wednesday, December 3, 2008 at approximately 5:20pm , Gotcha McGillicuddy suffered an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound to the right buttocks in a Toronto nightclub. The injury was not life-threatening, although brain damage may have been suffered, but he was released from an area hospital later that night. It is expected that he will face charges of criminal possession of a handgun. According to his lawyer Benjamin Dover, McGillicuddy will plead not guilty.It was later discovered that the Toronto PD found out about the incident only after seeing it on television and were not called by the Toronto General Hospital as required by law. Toronto Mayor David Miller called the hospital actions an "outrage" and stated that they are a "chargeable offense". Miller also urged that McGillicuddy be prosecuted to the fullest extent, calling less than the minimum 3 and a half years and a maximum of 15 years "a mockery".McGillicuddy had an expired concealed carry license from Algoma, but no Toronto license. Unlawful carrying of a handgun in Toronto carries a minimum 3 and a half year jail sentence.

i would say im gonna miss him, but then i would be a liar. and that is not what i am about.

Originally posted by G20four
**Breaking News**

On Wednesday, December 3, 2008 at approximately 5:20pm , Gotcha McGillicuddy suffered an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound to the right buttocks in a Toronto nightclub. The injury was not life-threatening, although brain damage may have been suffered, but he was released from an area hospital later that night. It is expected that he will face charges of criminal possession of a handgun. According to his lawyer Benjamin Dover, McGillicuddy will plead not guilty.It was later discovered that the Toronto PD found out about the incident only after seeing it on television and were not called by the Toronto General Hospital as required by law. Toronto Mayor David Miller called the hospital actions an "outrage" and stated that they are a "chargeable offense". Miller also urged that McGillicuddy be prosecuted to the fullest extent, calling less than the minimum 3 and a half years and a maximum of 15 years "a mockery".McGillicuddy had an expired concealed carry license from Algoma, but no Toronto license. Unlawful carrying of a handgun in Toronto carries a minimum 3 and a half year jail sentence.

Now that shit is funny!!!

I thought it was a perfect fit

The only thing Gotcha shoots off is his mouth.

Originally posted by foshizzel17
The only thing Gotcha shoots off is his mouth.

I believe that is to be decided by a jury of his peers...

peers?... lol jk

Originally posted by G20four
**Breaking News**

On Wednesday, December 3, 2008 at approximately 5:20pm , Gotcha McGillicuddy suffered an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound to the right buttocks in a Toronto nightclub. The injury was not life-threatening, although brain damage may have been suffered, but he was released from an area hospital later that night. It is expected that he will face charges of criminal possession of a handgun. According to his lawyer Benjamin Dover, McGillicuddy will plead not guilty.It was later discovered that the Toronto PD found out about the incident only after seeing it on television and were not called by the Toronto General Hospital as required by law. Toronto Mayor David Miller called the hospital actions an "outrage" and stated that they are a "chargeable offense". Miller also urged that McGillicuddy be prosecuted to the fullest extent, calling less than the minimum 3 and a half years and a maximum of 15 years "a mockery".McGillicuddy had an expired concealed carry license from Algoma, but no Toronto license. Unlawful carrying of a handgun in Toronto carries a minimum 3 and a half year jail sentence.

Don't make Gotcha put on an isotoner. He will.

hahahahahahahahahaha "if the glove don't fit, you must acquit"

Originally posted by Jiddy78
Originally posted by G20four

**Breaking News**

On Wednesday, December 3, 2008 at approximately 5:20pm , Gotcha McGillicuddy suffered an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound to the right buttocks in a Toronto nightclub. The injury was not life-threatening, although brain damage may have been suffered, but he was released from an area hospital later that night. It is expected that he will face charges of criminal possession of a handgun. According to his lawyer Benjamin Dover, McGillicuddy will plead not guilty.It was later discovered that the Toronto PD found out about the incident only after seeing it on television and were not called by the Toronto General Hospital as required by law. Toronto Mayor David Miller called the hospital actions an "outrage" and stated that they are a "chargeable offense". Miller also urged that McGillicuddy be prosecuted to the fullest extent, calling less than the minimum 3 and a half years and a maximum of 15 years "a mockery".McGillicuddy had an expired concealed carry license from Algoma, but no Toronto license. Unlawful carrying of a handgun in Toronto carries a minimum 3 and a half year jail sentence.

Don't make Gotcha put on an isotoner. He will.

You can put on all the isotoners you want, they have nothing to do with the case... I think the GLB should be more swift with their decisions to suspend players for making the league look foolish!

Originally posted by G20four
Originally posted by Jiddy78

Originally posted by G20four


**Breaking News**

On Wednesday, December 3, 2008 at approximately 5:20pm , Gotcha McGillicuddy suffered an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound to the right buttocks in a Toronto nightclub. The injury was not life-threatening, although brain damage may have been suffered, but he was released from an area hospital later that night. It is expected that he will face charges of criminal possession of a handgun. According to his lawyer Benjamin Dover, McGillicuddy will plead not guilty.It was later discovered that the Toronto PD found out about the incident only after seeing it on television and were not called by the Toronto General Hospital as required by law. Toronto Mayor David Miller called the hospital actions an "outrage" and stated that they are a "chargeable offense". Miller also urged that McGillicuddy be prosecuted to the fullest extent, calling less than the minimum 3 and a half years and a maximum of 15 years "a mockery".McGillicuddy had an expired concealed carry license from Algoma, but no Toronto license. Unlawful carrying of a handgun in Toronto carries a minimum 3 and a half year jail sentence.

Don't make Gotcha put on an isotoner. He will.

You can put on all the isotoners you want, they have nothing to do with the case... I think the GLB should be more swift with their decisions to suspend players for making the league look foolish!

Without Gotcha, Canadian GDP falls 37% and the league goes bankrupt.

Bias and unfairness happens.

Originally posted by Jiddy78
Originally posted by G20four

Originally posted by Jiddy78


Originally posted by G20four



**Breaking News**

On Wednesday, December 3, 2008 at approximately 5:20pm , Gotcha McGillicuddy suffered an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound to the right buttocks in a Toronto nightclub. The injury was not life-threatening, although brain damage may have been suffered, but he was released from an area hospital later that night. It is expected that he will face charges of criminal possession of a handgun. According to his lawyer Benjamin Dover, McGillicuddy will plead not guilty.It was later discovered that the Toronto PD found out about the incident only after seeing it on television and were not called by the Toronto General Hospital as required by law. Toronto Mayor David Miller called the hospital actions an "outrage" and stated that they are a "chargeable offense". Miller also urged that McGillicuddy be prosecuted to the fullest extent, calling less than the minimum 3 and a half years and a maximum of 15 years "a mockery".McGillicuddy had an expired concealed carry license from Algoma, but no Toronto license. Unlawful carrying of a handgun in Toronto carries a minimum 3 and a half year jail sentence.

Don't make Gotcha put on an isotoner. He will.

You can put on all the isotoners you want, they have nothing to do with the case... I think the GLB should be more swift with their decisions to suspend players for making the league look foolish!

Without Gotcha, Canadian GDP falls 37% and the league goes bankrupt.

Bias and unfairness happens.



I think you over estimate your popularity... you see the thing about being hated by everybody, is that when you're gone... no one cares

I mean with a Quarterback as explosive and exciting as Mister Mann, Canada will never go bankrupt! ... people enjoy watching a great offense much more so than a great defense anyway, so even if you were to become the best LB in Canada... however doubtful that is... Mann will always be the man!