Warrior General Games

I know everyone may be wondering how in the hell did Tanner end up with zero sacks against an entire team of CPU players. I thought he was one of the top DEs in the league? Well Tanner is here to let everyone now that he doesn't believe in padding his stats against cupcake teams.

Tanner has decided to use this week as a bye week and instead of showing up to the stadium he spent the weekend at an unnamed strip club blowing coke and doing unthinkable things. He hasn't decided if he is going to show up next week after all the fun he had this weekend. I hope all you other DEs enjoy the free sacks. Tanner has decided to only go for the real deal.

Tanner Maxwell = AA3's Lawrence Taylor

FFA!

I very definately noticed that. You should've taken the free sacks though to see if you can break the conference record.

Originally posted by MarlinsDynasty
FFA!

Who?

Tanner is a manly man

Originally posted by letan24
I know everyone may be wondering how in the hell did Tanner end up with zero sacks against an entire team of CPU players. I thought he was one of the top DEs in the league? Well Tanner is here to let everyone now that he doesn't believe in padding his stats against cupcake teams.

Tanner has decided to use this week as a bye week and instead of showing up to the stadium he spent the weekend at an unnamed strip club blowing coke and doing unthinkable things. He hasn't decided if he is going to show up next week after all the fun he had this weekend. I hope all you other DEs enjoy the free sacks. Tanner has decided to only go for the real deal.

Ricky "The King" Jordan would like to add that he was there and spent most of his time KY jelly wrestling the strippers. This is the obvious explanation for a couple recent fumbles.

He would like to also point out that the Greats end the season with 4 straight cupcakes further solidifying his MVP season.

I heard Tanner shot himself in the leg.

Originally posted by Fruitbat Bearcat
I heard Tanner shot himself in the leg.

um....no....he spent the game at the stripclub.....it had nothing to do with his slight limp...yeah that is it! stripclub....send someone over to silent Fruitbat!

Originally posted by Overtaker
I very definately noticed that. You should've taken the free sacks though to see if you can break the conference record.

Well, he is 3rd in the league at this point...and to break that record, he needs a little over 100 more in the next 6 games! I don't know what the Elephant Conference record is since Lion Conference holds the best sack attacks in the league!

Or the worst offensive lines in the league

Originally posted by dilpete
Or the worst offensive lines in the league

or having three CPU teams to beat up on

I concur

Originally posted by ColaCock
Originally posted by Overtaker

I very definately noticed that. You should've taken the free sacks though to see if you can break the conference record.

Well, he is 3rd in the league at this point...and to break that record, he needs a little over 100 more in the next 6 games! I don't know what the Elephant Conference record is since Lion Conference holds the best sack attacks in the league!

First, Tanner already holds the Elephant Conference record for sacks in one season so he doesn't need to obtain that. Second, I guarantee he would currently be in second if he would have decided to show up the last game. Ten sacks would be a given playing against a CPU team considering he had 13 against a real team. Must be nice to play 3 CPU teams in one season... And finally Tanner is still leading his conference by 12 sacks.

P.S. Unstoppable Pass Rush what happened to getting 60+ sacks and leading the conference? You better get on it.

Go Tanner! I don't think my guy is going to catch him, but good luck in leading the league!