1. Arkham vs London
Arkham is looking for only the 3rd perfect regular season in Western Europe A-5 Alpha. London is looking to make the playoffs. Arkham has the best offense in Alpha and only gives up an average of 10.6 points a game. London, the bridge between you and Arkham has done collapsed.
Arkham by 63.
2. Shetland at Toulouse
Picking Shetland is a fool's bet. Thinking Toulouse can win is like putting your money in the stock market. This is as close as they come to a no line bet. But.....someone has to win right? Nope. There are ties in GLB as we have had them the past two seasons.
Shetland by 3.
3. Amsterdam at Baton Rouge
Amsterdam is on fire. Offensively, defensively, and special teams are all clicking for the Admirals as they average over 80 points per game and give up less than 10. Baton Rouge is a huge chocolate mess, and they have all the talent and skill level in the world to match the Admirals man for man. Can they put it together and pull off the upset?
Amsterdam by 48.
4. Cologne at ATX
Cologne will come to the game hungover, high, and crashing from the best shrooms in Europe. ATX still doesn't have a shot. Cologne could sit their starters, mix up the remaining players into different positions, and set their tactics to the exact opposite of what works for them and they'd still kick the crap out of the Longhorns.
Cologne by 57.
5. Dundee at Pimpin
A battle for the 6th seed and a shot at...Amsterdam?? Who cares who wins right? Well, the Tiger and Destroyer fans do, so we'll set this game up as an IMSWFWWTS (Intriguing Matchup So Watch for Who Wins The Sim). One thing is for sure. One team will not lose.
Dundee by 17.
6. Arizona vs Manchester
Arizone and Manchester are very similar teams with one goal in common. STAY OUT OF WESTERN EUROPE A-5's BEST TEAMS' WAY! While Arizona still has a shot at the playoffs, the Chiefs don't. Damn those spoilers.
Manchester by 3.
7. Vice City vs Valencia
Games like these are why we stay away from the bottom feeders. The only things these two teams are fighting for is the right to stay in A-5, versus dropping down to BBB. The crowd will be more into the cheerleaders than the action on the field.
Vice City by 28.
8. Norway at Dublin
If two toddlers fought each other then it might equal the significance of this game. Actually, the fighting babies might be more entertaining. Norway has outscored all of 2 opponents. Dublin somehow sneaked by one team who's name will remain unspoken.
Norway by 21.
Arkham is looking for only the 3rd perfect regular season in Western Europe A-5 Alpha. London is looking to make the playoffs. Arkham has the best offense in Alpha and only gives up an average of 10.6 points a game. London, the bridge between you and Arkham has done collapsed.
Arkham by 63.
2. Shetland at Toulouse
Picking Shetland is a fool's bet. Thinking Toulouse can win is like putting your money in the stock market. This is as close as they come to a no line bet. But.....someone has to win right? Nope. There are ties in GLB as we have had them the past two seasons.
Shetland by 3.
3. Amsterdam at Baton Rouge
Amsterdam is on fire. Offensively, defensively, and special teams are all clicking for the Admirals as they average over 80 points per game and give up less than 10. Baton Rouge is a huge chocolate mess, and they have all the talent and skill level in the world to match the Admirals man for man. Can they put it together and pull off the upset?
Amsterdam by 48.
4. Cologne at ATX
Cologne will come to the game hungover, high, and crashing from the best shrooms in Europe. ATX still doesn't have a shot. Cologne could sit their starters, mix up the remaining players into different positions, and set their tactics to the exact opposite of what works for them and they'd still kick the crap out of the Longhorns.
Cologne by 57.
5. Dundee at Pimpin
A battle for the 6th seed and a shot at...Amsterdam?? Who cares who wins right? Well, the Tiger and Destroyer fans do, so we'll set this game up as an IMSWFWWTS (Intriguing Matchup So Watch for Who Wins The Sim). One thing is for sure. One team will not lose.
Dundee by 17.
6. Arizona vs Manchester
Arizone and Manchester are very similar teams with one goal in common. STAY OUT OF WESTERN EUROPE A-5's BEST TEAMS' WAY! While Arizona still has a shot at the playoffs, the Chiefs don't. Damn those spoilers.
Manchester by 3.
7. Vice City vs Valencia
Games like these are why we stay away from the bottom feeders. The only things these two teams are fighting for is the right to stay in A-5, versus dropping down to BBB. The crowd will be more into the cheerleaders than the action on the field.
Vice City by 28.
8. Norway at Dublin
If two toddlers fought each other then it might equal the significance of this game. Actually, the fighting babies might be more entertaining. Norway has outscored all of 2 opponents. Dublin somehow sneaked by one team who's name will remain unspoken.
Norway by 21.
