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Desert_falcon
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All that the game ultimately comes down to is how many points each team scores. If one team scores more points then the other then the team with more points wins the game. If you follow my advice you will never lose another game.

I predict that in Week 10 only half of the teams in this league will take my advice in scoring more points then the other team.















 
JD Cuda
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You, dear friend, are incorrect. It all boils down to allowing the other team to score less points than you do.
 
joemiken
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I heard the difference in points scored between the two teams is proportional to wins. I can't confirm this, but I was told you can actually keep track of these scoring deficits and come with the same # of positive scoring deficits as wins.

I don't know...all sounds like a bunch of sorcery to me.
 
meathead013
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witches!
 
JD Cuda
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Originally posted by Hardporecorn
I predict that in Week 10 only half of the teams in this league will take my advice in scoring more points then the other team.


HPcr0n ftw!
 
Snowpork
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What if you incapacitate all players on the opposing team?
 
JD Cuda
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I suppose you could Dong them...
 
BobLeeSwagger
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this is a hillarious thread! good job!
 
Badluck13
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Originally posted by Hardporecorn
All that the game ultimately comes down to is how many points each team scores. If one team scores more points then the other then the team with more points wins the game. If you follow my advice you will never lose another game.

I predict that in Week 10 only half of the teams in this league will take my advice in scoring more points then the other team.
















shhhhhh dont tell them our secret

 
joemiken
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Originally posted by meathead013
witches!


and what do we do with witches?
[/Monty Python]
 
patric
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BURN THEM!
 
patric
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And what do you burn, apart from witches?
More witches.
Wood.
Good. Now, why do witches burn?
because they're made of... wood?
Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of her.
But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Oh yeah.
Does wood sink in water?
No, no, it floats! It floats! Throw her into the pond!
No, no. What else floats in water?
Bread!
Apples!
Very small rocks!
Cider!
Gravy!
Cherries!
Mud!
Churches! Churches!
Lead! Lead!
A Duck.


 
patric
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damn, i'm a nerd
 
JD Cuda
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Originally posted by patric
damn, i'm a nerd


this

 
nealmc2002
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Originally posted by patric
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
More witches.
Wood.
Good. Now, why do witches burn?
because they're made of... wood?
Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of her.
But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Oh yeah.
Does wood sink in water?
No, no, it floats! It floats! Throw her into the pond!
No, no. What else floats in water?
Bread!
Apples!
Very small rocks!
Cider!
Gravy!
Cherries!
Mud!
Churches! Churches!
Lead! Lead!
A Duck.
Turds



 
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